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var jan = new Array("You'll be having rapidly-changing mood swings today, triggered by a friendship or association. You have great good news coming in this area, yet your emotions are confused and chaotic. You may have to take a few \"time out\" moments today to sort out your feelings.",
"Get out and have a little fun! Goodness knows you have earned it. You may be a little anxious about the last-minute nature of the travel or recreational plans you are presented with, but if you go with the flow you will be lead to a rip-roaring good time.",
"Your efforts to change your image are having better results now. Someone's advice has hit home. You are starting to see the message you were avoiding. You have to put a little more effort into listening to the feedback or coworkers who have been hinting for changes.",
"You could get some unexpected good news about a promotion or new job opportunity today. You seem to have a light about you that is attractive to authority figures. Make use of that charisma to get what you want. Don't be afraid to speak up for yourself.",
"You may spend a lot of time thinking about money today, but not a lot of time actually doing much about getting more of it. You may feel stuck or stymied by the fact that money seems to be coming in about as fast as it is going out. This is not a day to struggle to get ahead.",
"Prince or Princess Charming has not yet ridden over the hill top carrying a huge bag of money, and that's not likely to happen any time soon. You are just going to have to pick up your bootstraps and rescue yourself. That may not be the easiest thing, but you are your own best hero.",
"You have an unexpected opportunity to show off your creative skills. If you are involved in the Arts, you may be interviewed for a radio or TV program, or featured on a high-profile web site. The Internet is a wonderful place for you to show off your talents.",
"You will be asking yourself some important emotional and spiritual questions today, likely as a result of a phone call from a loved one. You and your significant other have an important decision to resolve regarding a health or lifestyle concern.",
"You want to make some big changes to your house, home, or lifestyle, and while you may find that some parts of your life support these plans, others do not. You may be best off to keep things in the planning stages for a little while longer.",
"You will be thinking about home, family or real estate concerns today, and it may be hard for you to stay focused on your work. Your loved ones have a bunch of competing ideas, concerns or needs that are keeping you busy on the phone sorting out the tangled mess.",
"Watch your temper today, especially if you are a parent. Your children have found every hot button under your collar and they will be pushing them for all they are worth. If you are not a parent, you may find that some of your friends are acting like children.",
"You may learn something interesting from a child's game. You could be playing \"Hide and Seek\" when you stumble into something interesting in your garage. You may have to put aside some \"playtime\" to work on a spiritual or social problem.",
"You likely can't do too much about the stress you are feeling today, and throwing yourself into chores may not be much help. You'll feel emotions that are hard to express positively. You feel you need to assert yourself, to take a role in the social hierarchy, but someone is in your way.",
"Your workplace communications system is in a tangle, most likely because some techie got the idea somewhere down the road to \"fix\" something that was working just fine until today. Don't sweat what you can't do today - stay focused on what you can. Some good money news is coming.",
"You may be considering going to the doctor, naturopath or homeopath today but you should be extra careful to be sure that you understand their instructions. Your chart speaks of misunderstandings with authority figures or people who deal in medicines.",
"The energy of the day focuses on your love life, but if you keep your eyes entirely on the challenges you could miss a spectacular opportunity to make some extremely positive changes. Listen to your significant other, they have some terrific ideas today.",
"Relationships are going to be important to you right now and you will find that conversations take on a polite but serious tone. You could be making plans for the future, or entertaining someone from your past. An old flame, past friend, or older friend may come to visit.",
"Financial benefits and good intuition combine today to bring you into a much more positive frame of mind. You'll be something of a magnet for opportunity so make sure you are able to act quickly to take advantage. Don't spend too much time daydreaming today.",
"You may have a sudden and unexpected opportunity to make some money in the stock market, or through an investment in your career future today. Good bargains may be available at the local office box store or computer center. You may be upgrading a computer soon.",
"You may have questions about a friend claims about their financial concerns or debt load. It may be best to direct your attention elsewhere. If you share business interests or invest together though, you might want to have another look at the books just in case.",
"It is a good idea to invest in travel insurance and to beef up on your defensive driving skills. The problem with travel planning is that you are so busy having fun that you don't pay as much attention as you should to the kind of mundane realities that can get in the way of a good time.",
"This is an excellent day for traveling, or for planning an upcoming vacation. If you can't get away for a long trip, you may be able to get away for a nice long drive into the country, or spend some time at home on the Internet or with a really good book.",
"Today the dream come true opportunity looks a little more down to earth. Someone higher up in the corporate chain of command has taken an interest in an idea or project you like, and their support could mean a lot to the future of your career.",
"You have a lot of energy for your career ambitions today, but that may be a bone of contention between you and your love partner. If you are single, you need to get out more! You are spending too much energy on your work life than your love life.",
"Your career is a little confusing to you right now. You need a little time to sort out the direction you want to go in the future. You may be exploring a lot of different options, or deciding between two or three different job offers. Take your time.",
"Your friends and companions will be burning up the phone lines with a lot of lovely, thankfully positive gossip today. Someone is getting lucky in the ways of love and it's certainly no secret! If you are bored, call up an old friend and strike up a conversation.",
"Friends and companions may seem slightly off their collective rockers today. They have all kinds of wild ideas, some of them better than others. You could be invited to some kind of Internet-based networking group or club where people share ideas online.",
"You may have a sudden urge to gamble, but both the casinos and the stock markets are bad places to spend your time and money today. If a really hot idea crosses your path, by all means consider it, but proceed with any wild new idea with the caution it deserves.",
"Spiritual values you share in common with family members are both a source of comfort and a potential bone of contention today. You may find out that there are ideas or facts about your religious beliefs or family background that are new, changed or had been hidden from you in some way.",
"You are extremely popular and will be in great demand today. You deserve a little \"time out\", a chance to \"re-create\" yourself. You will probably find that the money you want to splurge on yourself magically appears at just the right moment.",
"You may be asked to take on a leadership role in your spiritual circle or friends and loved ones. You have a strong feeling that the voice of Divine Guidance is speaking to you right now. Just be aware that your answer may not be the right one for everyone else.");

var feb = new Array("You are the center of attention today. People see you as insightful, intelligent, driven and motivated. You may have a lot of extra physical energy. If you are not in an exercise regime, make sure to do a lot of stretching before you set off to burn off that energy.",
"Some recent sacrifices you have made and challenges you have overcome have been inspirational to those who love you or who work with you. You are seen as a leader, someone worth following. Just remember that there are responsibilities that you may not expect.",
"You may be asked to take on a teaching role today. Even if it is not a formal setting, people will be seeking out your wisdom, knowledge and experience. Don't be intimidated by the challenge - you can do a lot of good for yourself and others today.",
"Sudden career changes could look frightening but they are actually in your best interests in the long term. You may have to learn a new technology or communications technique at the last minute and this has you nervous. Don't sweat it, you'll do fine!",
"You'll be tempted to spend money you cannot afford on stuff you don't need today. Avoid malls, leave credit cards at home, stay as far away from temptation as you can. You need to focus on your long-term goals, don't get side-tracked.",
"Avoid impulsive spending, especially if it is motivated by impulses to keep up with the neighbors. We all deny we are vulnerable to such a shallow motivation, yet there are times it is frustrating to feel left behind. If you are careful with your budget, the tide will turn soon enough.",
"You'll have this tendency to overpower people today. If you are in charge of written documents or speeches or public appearance, keep that in mind when you are getting prepared. Great changes may result from paperwork, written communications and phone calls.",
"Don't volunteer to do someone else's paperwork today. While there are opportunities for your benefit in the deal, you may find that there is a whole heck of a lot more work than you bargained for. Someone you deal with in letters or legal documents may not be completely honest.",
"Like it or not you just may have to take charge in your family, but while banging their thick heads together may sound appealing, that could bring more trouble than resolution. If you want to help, be a patient and tolerant listener to both sides.",
"You need to find a recreational activity, sport or entertainment event that involves your whole family, and allows for some real heart-to-heart communication. Remember the old-fashioned board games? Like Monopoly? Drag them out. You may find that they work miracles on everyone's mood.",
"Don't spend money on mindless recreation today. If you are feeling stressed, ship out to a spa or invest in some yoga or massage treatments instead. You could be invited to a picnic or a theme park, but right now you need to rest and recreate on a deeper level.",
"Playtime does work for you today, but only if it is done \"your way\". You may have to deal with a pushy or dramatic \"high maintenance\" friend who is trying to control your energies today. Pushing back will lead to confrontations, but avoiding them only means you won't enjoy the day. And heck, you've earned it!",
"You could have some arguments with health care providers, medical professionals or busy-body relatives who are nagging you to get out and get more active right now. You think you are moving around enough, thank you very much - but walking a block or two a day can't hurt.",
"Looks like you overdid it last night and are paying the price for self-indulgence. You may decide to try to stay in bed for a little longer than normal but the phone is ringing, people are knocking at the door, and there is loud roadwork outside your window.",
"There is great good news coming about your work and health - but you may have a hard time sharing that news with others today. You'll be pushy and impatient, and will be a lot happier if you slow things down - but you'll be very excited and excitable right now.",
"Someone is making wedding plans! Whether that is you, or someone you love, the atmosphere will be dreamy, idealistic and romantic, and for once, you won't be in the mood to fight it. You will want to treat yourself to something special today.",
"You'll have a strangely romantic, dreamy kind of day, where it may be tough to concentrate. Pay special attention to the needs and issues a romantic partner brings to your attention - you don't want to give them the impression you are not listening.",
"You will benefit from being part of a group of people who share similar religious or spiritual convictions. You may feel a little like a fish out of water at first, but there is a powerful urge for a higher calling in you right now.",
"You have picked a winner, and you'll have lots of support and interest. Someone could offer to invest in the start-up of a new business. Your personal energy is high, and you are eager to take action on your ideas. Any time and money you spend on sporting or fitness activities is worthwhile. You may find you have social opportunities at sporting events.",
"If you are looking for investing opportunities, homes, real estate and home improvements are all good bets - but don't go overboard with trendy decorations. You may find that those hot colours aren't going to be in style too long. If you go shopping, look for bargains.",
"You have a sudden feeling that you must be cautious about your travel plans. Relatives and loved ones may call up with schedule changes, or you may find that there are additional expenses related to the care of an elder loved one that you wanted to see.",
"You may be inspired to learn more about other people's religious beliefs, spiritual and political traditions today. You may run into an opportunity for learning hidden information or secret knowledge about a religious or spiritual belief.",
"You are eager to get things done today. You may have strong feelings about your career direction. Social or career connections with men could be lucky for you today. You will be able to get a lot of chores done and have a high energy level right now.",
"You may be incredibly frustrated with unexpected roadblocks to career success right now, but any trouble you encounter may be needed to shock you into making changes. You really do need to think about the value of educational enhancement, or about taking a business trip you have been putting off.",
"You will come across as powerful, dynamic and strident today, but that won't be the best way to make a point with authority figures and those higher up on the social ladder. When you feel a powerful urge to speak out, take a deep breath, you may come across too strong.",
"If you are single, someone you know is planning to set you up with someone that they recently met, someone who could be extremely lucky for everyone concerned. Keep an open mind about that blind date, they may have had bad luck before but they may have picked a winner this time.",
"Friends and companions may call to invite you out on what seems to be an innocent gathering, but if you are single they do have ulterior motives. Someone wants to partner you up with a buddy of theirs. Keep an open mind! If you are not single, expect some fun time with mutual friends soon.",
"You have subconscious fears about traveling today, and this could make it difficult if you are the designated driver. Your mind is far away on other things, but your family members and relatives may be counting on you to taxi people around town right now. Drive safely.");

var mar = new Array("You may be heading to the end of one transition phase and starting a new life on the other side soon. You will want to take a new, uncharted path.",
"Your creative talents and skills are at a peak today. You may be given creative or musical tools or implements, or a chance to attend lessons that will help you enhance your life and well-being. You may be listening to music or sharing stories today.",
"You are changing your look and your entire attitude is different now. This could bring problems with insecure companions who fear losing the \"old\" you. The truth is that this is one of many transformations you are going to go through for a while and if they can't cope, then you may indeed be moving apart.",
"You'll have better luck coming up with financial ideas today, but they will be a bit wacky or unusual. You are in the middle of a shift in your attitude towards your primary source of income - is your job the right one for you? Listen to your inner spirit.",
"What seems to be an argument in the family about money or finances could lead to a far greater understanding with a few well chosen questions.",
"You may be overly focused on your financial future and personal prosperity today. You might even be accused of being a little obsessive about it. You do have an opportunity to improve your working conditions and overall well being - provided you keep your eyes open.",
"If you have been wanting to pitch a new idea, try it early in the day when people are more likely to pay attention. Later on they want to gossip and nosh, but they are less interested in the daily grind in the afternoon ... everyone just wants to get out early to go play.",
"If you are spending a lot of time on the phone today and you have any choice in who you talk to, pick friends, companions and love partners over coworkers and business associates right now. The former will be uplifting and engaging, the latter will tend to be a bit dour.",
"You are feeling confused about the actions or behaviour of a family member or loved one today. You may not be sure exactly what the problem is or what to do about it. Let others take the active role for a change. Sit back and wait for things to be clearer.",
"Looks like you are seriously considering moving. All very well and good if your bills are paid and you have a continuing income, but you may be overly optimistic right now, and despite recent gains, this is not the time to take big risks.",
"You may need to use your intuition and your best communications skills to find a way to restore the harmony. You have some doubts about a creative project you have been working on, likely because of some hyper-critical feedback you got this morning. Consider the source.",
"You may be planning to take a vacation, trip or some time off to play or party, but if you make any plans along these lines today you are likely to find yourself rescheduling and juggling the time and place later on. Wait a bit before making any agreements involving entertainment or children today.",
"Changes in lifestyle bring adjustments and changes in relationships. Sometimes, when we decide to live a healthier life, we must leave behind friends who are not traveling the same path. Whether you are the one moving away, or the one being moved away from, will depend on how important your well being is right now.",
"You will become aware that you have to change your lifestyle. Some otherwise pleasant changes to diet and exercise have the ability to make a profound and positive effect on your physical fitness and attractiveness right now. You may take up a hobby that works wonders on the ... uhm ... \"other bottom line\".",
"An intuitive flash could bring useful information that could improve your lifestyle or wellness, if you are practical in the way you go about setting it in place. The problem is that you are not overly practical today. So write the idea down and work on it another time.",
"You may be spending a lot of time on the phone today with siblings and friends, and if you are single, one of them fancies themselves something of a matchmaker. If you are not single, and you want to make a good impression on your significant other, consider giving them a massage.",
"You may have some challenges with your significant other and your family in arranging schedules and plans for entertainment and recreational activities. You may be having trouble with electronic devices like televisions, computers and video games.",
"Financial partnership are highlighted today. Your workplace or business could benefit from an infusion of new people and investment capital - but you may have to take on new partners or train new employees or coworkers. There will be terrific opportunities that are brought in with the new blood.",
"Your investments and career goals are not always on the same track, but today there will be opportunities from one that will enhance the other. You may be hearing of stock options or shared ownership plans, and there is likely good news coming about benefits plans.",
"For you today the issue is more about long-term career objectives and real estate investments than strictly financial income issues, but the two issues do have fundamental ties. Don't take family members personally today. They may come across as confused or irrational.",
"You may find that a trip you are planning is not as much fun as you thought. There are unscheduled stops and delays and problems with communication devices. Make sure you have at least two different ways of reaching home and or office if you go away today.",
"You need to get out - away from home, and the further the better. If you can't book a tour to Outer Blootavia this week, you can at least get to a cottage, out into the country, to a book store, or onto the Internet where you can spend some enjoyable time dreaming about your next vacation.",
"There is some teacher, lecturer, or \"expert\" headed for your workplace, and your boss or an important client is treating this character like the proverbial guru at the mountain top. If you avoid meeting them you may miss an important opportunity to show off your own know-how.",
"Your compassion for others could put you in a vulnerable position today. You may be frustrated with a family member or their judgmental attitude. Someone has made it plain that they disapprove of your lifestyle, appearance or personal habits.",
"You are examining your career and asking the age-old question \"Is this enough?\" The truth is, it probably isn't completely what you want. You have a choice, stay and bring more of what you want to your current path, or set out to chart a new course.",
"If you have been a bit bored lately, pick one of your best friends and get out together to some kind of class, lecture, or seminar, preferably something fun, playful and light. If you can't find a friend who is appropriate, you may meet someone at the class.",
"If you and your friends have been trying to find a way to make a difference in the world or in your community, look for a sports-based charity of some kind to support. Volunteer to coach Little League. Get your informal sporting team together to support a good cause.",
"You may find that your subconscious mind is playing tricks on you today. You may find that it is hard to communicate with others, because your words and ideas keep getting mixed up. Once you get going though, you may come up with a wonderful way to bring joy to a loved one.",
"You have many social opportunities today but your subconscious mind is interfering with your ability to follow through on connections. This affirmation could work for you ... keep saying \"I am one hot, sexy bundle of love,\" until you begin to believe it.",
"You feel wonderful today. Your emotions are warm, fuzzy and romantic and your energy is terrific. The biggest danger for you right now is over-indulgence. You might want to watch your diet today. You will want the biggest and best of everything.",
"You have a real gift for healing or teaching, and there could be opportunities for you to make a dramatic change in your life by taking a lecture, class or study course to improve your knowledge of alternative or spiritual healing techniques.");

var apr = new Array("You have an opportunity to take on a new leadership role in creating structure and organization out of chaos today. Everyone will be full of energy, and it may be a little like herding cats, but you have real vision right now, and people are listening to you.",
"You have an opportunity to take on a new leadership role if you can move through your initial anxiety at being told \"You're in charge now.\" This may be a lesson in being careful what you wish for - demand change and someone may put you in charge of getting it done.",
"Take some time to plan a little fun time today. Don't let yourself get wound up in other people's concerns. Allow yourself a little selfishness for a change. Set aside some time and space to do what you want to do, all on your own, or call up a pal and book some time for a movie or sports outing.",
"A little extra money will help you sort out the need to get a little quiet relaxation time. You might just have to buy yourself a spot on a deserted island somewhere if you can afford it. If you can't, then turn off the cell phone and lock yourself up with the remote control for the evening.",
"Money makes the world go around, but it could be coming between you and your love life right now. If you are married or with a partner, you may find you have disagreements about the budget, how the money is made or spent, and your beliefs or values in life today.",
"You may be frustrated with some recent financial changes, or with your partner's spending habits right at the moment. They are feeling insecure and may want to personalize and beautify the household, but they may be going about it in a sloppy, inconsiderate or expensive manner.",
"You will get good news over the phone or via email today. Some challenging situation you are facing in the workplace is frustrating, but the situation may be a good learning experience that you can apply in your love life of all places.",
"Your mind is wandering a lot today and you could find it hard to stay focused. You have sudden burst of inspiration, but the impressions you get are fuzzy and uncertain. You should be careful when spending money on objects of art for your home.",
"Family members will bring you stress or worries today. Someone has joined some group, club or social clique that has everyone else concerned or in an uproar. You are the least clear of all, so avoid making any critical comments until the dust has settled.",
"Your loved ones will bring you great joy today. It could well be that your \"tough love\" moment with a relative and their lifestyle problems has reached a turning point. You will need to find a drug and alcohol-free way to celebrate it, most likely.",
"You have to make some adjustments between your recreational time, and the amount of time that you spend on your career ambitions. It looks like you are sacrificing your real life on the pyre you are building to the gods of success. Is it worth it?",
"You may need to use your intuition and your best communications skills to find a way to restore the harmony. You have some doubts about a creative project you have been working on, likely because of some hyper-critical feedback you got this morning. Consider the source.",
"You may have too many chores to do today, and not enough time to complete them all, and to top it all off, people seem to be doing their level best to get in your way or make things harder. Avoid any pointless arguments today, especially the online variety.",
"You may discover that there were some hidden strings attached in a job or project offer you were made recently. It looks like there is a lot more work to be done than you planned for. You may find that you need to seek out others to help.",
"You may find yourself in favor with the boss, your employer, or some local dignitary, but you are in considerably less appeal with coworkers or subordinates today. You may be in something of a conflict of interest position right now.",
"Your friends may be planning a \"stealth date\" if you are single - that's when they set up what amounts to a blind date, but they don't tell either of you what's going on. You may be surprised by your attraction to someone who seems completely outside your normal realm of attraction.",
"You're about to run smack into a pair of bedroom eyes. Life is not all about board rooms and the drama of success, sometimes the far more exciting chase takes place in far softer realms. Your love life is about to get very interesting.",
"You have a chance to make some money from a home-improvement seminar or from investments in real estate. You may be setting up a family gathering of some kind soon, and there is likely to be talk of values, investments and a housing solution.",
"Religion and spirituality are likely to be a strong theme today. You will have spiritual insights, intuitive flashes or dreams that strongly boost your well-being. You will feel a connection with a greater reality or sense of purpose today.",
"Shared values and spiritual beliefs with friends and associates are challenging topics right now. You could blow away someone's treasured preconceptions by simply being honest about your ideas. That's likely to be controversial and the response, argumentative.",
"Someone, likely an employer or coworker, is trying to convince you that you need more education. That may or may not be the case, but there could be opportunities in home-based or correspondence schooling. Anything that broadens your knowledge is good.",
"You have a strong ability to absorb information today. Paperwork, research and travel tends to go well. You may be able to go back to school or to travel with some financial assistance or the encouragement of someone who is older and more experienced.",
"There is some good news coming in your career. A new job offer, a promotion or a significant raise in your operating budget will help you become more productive and prosperous. Don't be afraid to propose a challenging new idea. The bigger the changes the better.",
"Your hopes and dreams are not dashed, they are merely on hold for a little while. Career or social ambitions remain an area of personal, inward growth, but outwardly there may appear to be little progress. This is not a good day to push yourself or to get overly ambitious, as you'll have to revisit any plans you make.",
"Your personal values and religious ideals affect your hopes, dreams, career or social ambitions. You are tempted to go for a prize that may be frowned upon by moralists in your social circle. That BMW you are lusting after may be just a little too much for their conservative hearts to bear.",
"If you are getting together with friends to watch TV and kick back this evening, all well and good. If on the other hand, you are getting together with some kind of productive purpose in mind, expect to be disappointed. No-one will want to work.",
"Friends and companions can offer you hope, comfort or introductions that will make your love life much more appealing. All you have to do is show up, and be your charming self. If you are already married, what you both need is to get out with another couple for some fun and recreation.",
"You will find that your intuition brings mixed results right now. You are going through a period of changing attitudes about spiritual beliefs and concepts are not fully formed in your mind. For now, keep an open mind, and don't expect others to \"get it\" right away.",
"You might want to consider having one of those \"quiet days\" where you talk only when necessary. Because you will have this incredible tendency today to say exactly what you think, and that may not go over too well, particularly with siblings and close friends.",
"You have an opportunity to take on a new leadership role today. People will find you interesting, exciting and attractive right now. Your ideas will be sharp, and your creativity and personal energy will be strong. There is a romantic energy in the air.");

var may = new Array("You may be the center of attention right now, just not always in the way you'd like. With friends and coworkers, you are the life of the party, but your significant other may be making demands or requests that you feel that you can't meet today.",
"Your moods will swing dramatically today. You have so many interesting ideas, and unique challenges, that it is hard for you to figure out which rabbit to chase right now. Start with the closest or easiest project, and work your way outwards. You can get a lot done.",
"You have a lot of extra energy today and you are not sure where it is coming from. Your energy is high, creativity is up, and you can get a lot of work done right now. There are money-making opportunities if you play your cards right today.",
"There may be disputes about where you are going and how fast to get there, but any arguments will be short-term and soon forgotten. There are possible bargains at a local shopping haunt. You took some action that made a big difference to your budget, and will soon be reaping the benefits.",
"Financial worries are back in the picture, and you have to look at a restructure of debts or investments in order to cover the slack or you are simply juggling money to keep up with the bills. If you have not considered a second income, a home-based creative business remains a good bet.",
"You are feeling down because of money worries. Someone may be bringing the hammer down on you hard over a debt or delay in payment. You are not entirely helpless. You will be able to figure out some way of keeping the dogs at bay. You may soon be hearing good career news that will turn things around.",
"If you are considering a home-based business, a home network or home alarm system may be the focus of attention right now. Getting \"wired\" and connected is critical to such ventures, and it could actually add value to your home as well as your business.",
"This is definitely not a good time to go shopping for cell phones, computers, PDAs and other electronic or communication devices. They are likely to be the wrong model, break down easily or be more costly in the long run than you had anticipated. If you must buy these toys, get good warrantees.",
"You will want to spend some time and money on sprucing up the old homestead today. Stay focused on the structure, security and stability of your home. Don't try to go overboard with some strange entertainment device - it could turn out to be a terrific bore.",
"There is a big fat sexy secret in your family - someone is getting married or engaged on the sly, or they are keeping the good news about a pregnancy hidden for some reason. This could be the day when the secret gets revealed. Expect some interesting news today.",
"You are drawn to an unusually gifted child today. They may need a mentor or a friend, and you have the skills, talents, time or money to make something good happen for them. You could make new friends today who share your hobbies or creative interests.",
"You are likely to be playing with children today, your own, or someone else's. If not, you should definitely give into the inner child screaming within you for some pure fun.  Set aside whatever time you can afford for sports, movies, or time at the local park.",
"You aren't listening to your loved ones. They have some concerns about your diet or lifestyle, and just because they may be old fuddy-duddies does not mean they are automatically wrong. You may be able to smooth over troubled waters with a little extra patience.",
"Stress is dogging you from your work, career, or daily schedule of chores and it may be that what you need is to simply lie in bed - or out on the patio - doing nothing for most of the day. It could be hard to get much rest though as the neighbourhood will be a riot of wild energy today.",
"One thing you have to watch out for with all the good money and work-related news you have heard lately is the spectre of \"unrealistic expectations\". You may have a jealous friend or coworker who hopes to see you knocked down a peg - so keep your eyes open this afternoon.",
"Unexpected changes are heading your way in relationships today. Your significant other may come across as erratic or eccentric right now, but if you are single, you may find that there are romantic opportunities in your circle of friends and companions.",
"A promising relationship could be threatened by a difference in cultural backgrounds or education, but that's easily fixed. The answer is as close as the local library or night school. You will both greatly benefit by sharing your diverse beliefs and backgrounds.",
"Religion will still be out of bounds among some friends and companions. If you do any \"preaching\" today, make it strictly before the choir. In fact, you may find yourself in a leadership role in your family or within your spiritual community.",
"Your thoughts turn to your finances, debts, and savings, and you find a way to make some extra money and brighten the big picture in your over-all \"portfolio\". If you are not investing, an older official, authority figure or family member may help you figure out how to get started.",
"Expect strange and unusual behaviour on the stocks you are following if you are an active investor. You may find that there are bizarre scandals that affect your portfolio. If you are not an investor, you may hear of strange goings-on in the spiritual community you are part of.",
"The paperwork is starting to get to you a bit today, but if you plow through and get it off your plate, your mood will pick up, and you will find that there is great satisfaction in store. You may be attending an entertainment event or art gallery opening soon.",
"You'll be getting a lot of emails and telephone calls with good news today. Someone you love may have had some health or medical problems the past year, and there is now a new treatment or good news about their condition. A long distance call could foreshadow an upcoming vacation.",
"You will be incredibly impulsive today, and you may be the one to blurt out \"The Truth that shall not be spoken\" at an important business meeting today. There could be an opportunity for you to make money from an invention or an innovative new idea.",
"A dramatic change in career fortunes could have you considering a change in jobs or your career path. You are feeling you need more responsibility, a greater leadership role. Be aware that you will be incredibly impulsive today, and it may not be the best time to decide on a course of action.",
"You may find that a challenging moment in your career turns into a blessing in disguise. If you are married, your significant other has likely been pushing at you to do something about your career future, but this is not the day to make an impulsive change.",
"A friendship is developing in new and important ways. You may share a moment of insight, or take time together to explore shared spiritual interests. Meditating or praying together could bring you closer and open up new ways for you to understand one another.",
"Friends and companions are a little erratic today. Trying to get a large group of friends together for some fun might be a little like trying to herd cats. You may be trying to get your friends together to support a worthy cause soon - use your imagination to motivate them!",
"It's another good day to stay silent, but that may be difficult, because you'll have insights that may be helpful to others. However, if you offer advice before you are asked, it is likely to go unheeded at best - or be thrown back in your face at worst.",
"You feel anxious and uncertain and don't know why. You need a feeling of greater stability around you and will be reaching out for trustworthy advice and feedback. A friend or companion could provide the insight you are seeking. Your mood will come around when you sort out the details.",
"Keep pushing forward with your personal revolution. You have a lot of momentum and can accomplish a lot. Make sure you tend to your own personal needs though, make sure you get enough sleep. You don't want to burn out. Keep your cool, your temper, and your drive under control. You can intimidate people today without meaning to, because you are such a powerhouse right now.",
"Your wounded pride of late will be salved today. Someone is going to make it clear they admire your leadership ability and \"take charge\" attitude. Don't be afraid to take the initiative, especially in romantic, playful moments. If you have kids, you may be taking them to a sporting event today.");

var jun = new Array("You have your own interesting ideas today, and are eager to share them with a wider audience. You have all kinds of energy, but you may not be seeing the complete picture. You may want to write the next great novel but will you be able to see it through to the end?",
"You may find that you are the center of a lot of attention right now. You are something of a sex object, but you don't mind! People find you attractive and irresistible. If you are single, you may have to pick from several ardent admirers today.",
"You'll get a big self-esteem boost today. If you are a writer you may be celebrating an acceptance letter from one of your publishers or agents. You could hear news that makes it possible for you to travel, take a course, or get in touch with loved ones far away.",
"Extra money is coming in, but be careful you don't spend it all in one place, or on a gigantic and frivolous distraction that you will later regret. Go for improvements to your workspace, lifestyle, or necessities such as healthcare or cosmetics, but not for hobbies or \"toys\".",
"Take your wallet and dump out the credit cards. Leave the plastic at home. Avoid making a costly mistake where it comes to debts. You are impulsive, and are likely purchases that you cannot afford, and will regret later on. This is not a good day to go bargain hunting.",
"Leave the plastic at home. Avoid making impulsive purchases for the home that you cannot afford right now. You may find yourself drawn to high-priced electronic devices that break down easily, or fail to live up to their value promise.",
"You will be struck by inspiration today. Writing and communications goes smoothly and quickly right now. If you are behind on the paperwork, this is an excellent day to get that mountain back to molehill size. You have a romantic idea tonight.",
"It's not the best day to work on legal or complicated matters involving paperwork or publishing. If you must attend to such issues make sure you double or even triple-check your work and all the fine print. There will be a lot of fine print to go through.",
"You have some wonderful decorating ideas, but they may be at odds with your social position and place in life. Maybe you want to decorate your home in the tradition of the \"Weird Houses\" TV show but remember, you may have to entertain the boss and his wife on a regular occasion.",
"If you want to improve your personal bottom line, you might have a look into classes, books or seminars on real estate investments. Some alternative way of investing may catch your eye, and it could be worth your while in time and money to learn more.",
"Your spouse or partner may bring up issues involving children today. If you are not arguing about the size of your family one tip here - it is likely that whoever has the biggest \"issue\" right now is reliving some childhood moment. If that's your partner, have a little compassion for their plight.",
"You won't change a darn thing worrying about the office right now. Put all your work-related thoughts into a mental box marked \"Later!\" and get out for a little re-creation. Find some way to relax and enjoy yourself - that is what your body is crying for.",
"Avoid office arguments at all costs. They will only rise up to bite you in the behind when you least expect it. Winning will not be worth the cost to your peace of mind in the long run. Be careful when commuting or traveling today, people are driving aggressively.",
"Someone is going to sit you down today and say that if you don't make some serious changes you are looking at some health risks. You likely are trying to help out a loved one or family member while you neglect your own well-being. They may decide to turn the tables on you.",
"You and your significant other will be discussing your health, well-being and lifestyle today. You may get some feedback you don't like. Dietary restrictions or stricter exercise regimens are needed to get you on a healthier track, and your own mind and body will also be giving you that message.",
"You have some strong romantic energies in your chart right now, but you also have some challenges. You and your significant other seem more in love than ever, but family and friends are not terribly supportive right now. It may be a good day to enjoy each other - alone.",
"If you are still single, you need to look to your circle of friends, companions, and people you share interests with to get some mojo going in your love life. Get out, join a club, start a hobby or sport that includes large groups of other people.",
"You will be spending some time thinking about the deeper mysteries of life right now, moving towards a new and greater understanding of your spiritual and religious beliefs and values. Someone from your cultural or spiritual background could offer good advice.",
"There are some really funky energies in your love life right now. If you don't get yourself into a secret passionate affair, you may still be surrounded with interesting, unusual suitors. One word of warning, remember that hot passion sometimes burns out quickly.",
"Whatever you do, don't put your financial future in the hands of others right now. Be a hands-on investor and money manager. You could benefit greatly from some financial advice, especially regarding debt-reduction, but the final choices must be your own.",
"You will be spending a lot of time on the phone today. People seem highly energized, a little contrary, but interested in your thoughts and ideas. You and your partner may decide to take up a sport or outdoor hobby or activity this week.",
"You will likely be traveling with a friend, or commuting together with others today. You may be arguing about some matter of politics or some trivial issue when you have a terrific idea. If you are driving, get your pal to write it down - it may come in handy soon.",
"You are likely working on changes to your career, and if you are seeking to make a big impact for a small amount of money, consider getting one of them new technological toys, a cellular phone or PDA. It will not only be handy, it could be a conversation piece that opens doors.",
"You can't make people do your bidding at the wave of a magic wand, no matter how much you might want to. They are still going to behave badly, act rudely, be tense or excitable. Just because they love you doesn't mean they are automatically always good to you.",
"Unexpected changes in your social or career life could affect your home and family life. Try to keep separate spaces for your loved ones that do not intrude on your ambitions. Someone could come to you seeking help with a child whose daydreaming is driving their loved ones to distraction.",
"You want to play and party with your friends today, but work, career, health or family matters are tying you to other responsibilities. You will be highly creative and energetic, and will come up with a plan to dramatically change or alter your workspace.",
"Take some time to get together with friends this evening or over lunch, it will be time well wasted. You are overdue for a little fun and frolic. You do need to \"re-create\" yourself more often. There needs to be an adjustment in the amount of time you spend working.",
"If you are concerned about your religious or spiritual values, find others who share them and get together for a little shared fun. Find a way to help others in a joyful giving spirit and you will find yourself automatically reconnecting to that which matters most.",
"You may be called upon to participate in a secret investigation, or testify in a court of law soon. You may have to keep something that you know secret. Let others act on the information you provide, and stay on the sidelines if you want the best outcome.",
"You face a personal crisis today that will turn out to be incredibly empowering. The victory you achieve will make a huge impact on your self-esteem. When things are over, you may be overheard saying \"I just went through this crappy experience and it was great!\"");

var jul = new Array("Ooh la la! You are hot stuff today and you can't resist showing off. If you are single, get out and spend some money today. Book stores, libraries and coffee houses offer wonderful opportunities to meet other people and make new connections.",
"You will be the centre of attention in your family. Someone is finally going to notice that you have some pretty spiffy talents, and you will enjoy hearing their praise and admiration. You may receive a gift of artwork, music, or positive reinforcement.",
"You will likely be the centre of attention amid a large group of people today. You may be tempted to blow your own horn just a little too much. A true leader does not have to broadcast their presence, they simply inspire followers. You will find that if you are more subtle today, you'll be more effective.",
"You will learn interesting and helpful information that could help you improve your well being and physical appearance today. There will be phone calls and letters from loved ones, and there is likely to be a note of well-deserved praise or thanks.",
"It's a good day to spend time, but not money, together with your friends. Someone is trying to get you to either save or spend for their own reasons, which have nothing to do with your \"best interests\". Decline any invitations to go shopping at the mall.",
"You may have the kind of experience that only makes sense in retrospect today - a learning experience involving money, values, friendship and children. You may find yourself passing along your values about hard work or family values to your own children or someone else's. Be careful if it is the latter - your values may not be in line with their parent's!",
"A sibling or other family member could call with good news - a romance is blossoming, someone is having a baby, or there is going to be a family get-together soon. Expect good news with lots of phone calls or emails today. Music brightens your mood.",
"You may have a bit of a bump in the road of life as you travel along, especially if there are older women in the vehicle. In the non-metaphoric plane, do be careful with your driving if you are having heated discussions with loved ones.",
"You should avoid fiddling with any electronic or electrical devices in the home today. You may have an unexpected opportunity to add to the value of your home, but make sure the professionals take care of the wiring. You will be all thumbs in that department.",
"Heavenly energies are blessing the work, investment and real estate areas of your chart right now. If you can afford it, checking out home improvement supplies with your mate could be downright romantic today. Two words: hot tub. 'Nuff said?",
"You might regret some partying you did last night, perhaps you went overboard or said something you regret. You are showing a bit of stress in the \"pleasures and enjoyments\" sector of your chart. It could well be that you simply need more time off than you are getting.",
"You may be having a bit of a down moment because you can't get to some favored recreational, sporting or entertainment distraction, but the delay is temporary. There will be other options. If you are a parent, this is not a good day to push the kids about their grades.",
"You may come down with a short-term flu-bug or have a touch of the \"brandy ague\". You'll be slower than usual, but this could turn out to be a good thing, because it will force you to look at some challenging things in much closer detail than you might have considered otherwise.",
"If you are visiting the doctor today, write down any symptoms and complaints, and force them to listen to the whole story before you accept any prescriptions. There is the potential for a misunderstanding that could adversely affect your health and well-being and it is avoidable.",
"Work-related travel and commuting is stressful today. If you want to avoid accidents, be extra careful, take abundant time to get to and from work, and don't tailgate. There may be sudden interruptions in communications devices or services.",
"You will hear good news about your love life today. If you are single, you could meet someone promising online, or through one of those funky phone-based chat rooms they advertise on late-night television. Be careful though, the romance could impact your savings.",
"You and your significant other will be a lot warmer and cozier today than yesterday. In fact the two of you are downright frisky. You will find some way tonight to work off all that extra energy you have been storing up the past day or so.",
"Spiritual ideas and concerns take a good deal of your attention away from practical matters today. You won't feel like playing without purpose right now. Some time spent in prayer or meditation would be greatly beneficial for your well being.",
"You are thinking about moving, selling your home, or buying real estate for investment purposes. This may involve some dramatic changes, adjustments that will be challenging but potentially profitable. There will likely be positive changes in your family too.",
"The answer to a money problem seems to hit you like a bolt out of the blue, but your strange or sudden ideas today come and go like wildfire, and they may not be ready for immediate action. Don't be impatient if you cannot immediately change a major investment plan.",
"Older drivers may be a challenge to your patience today. Pay attention if you start to feel that road rage coming on. You can't afford to annoy someone on the road - you may give the finger to someone you later find out you know, and you'll never hear the end of it.",
"You will have an opportunity to travel for pleasure, take a vacation, or sign up for a class or lesson in some form of creative art or skill. You may find yourself drawn to people from different cultures as you look for visual inspiration.",
"Research, paperwork, commuting and travel may all be ways you can get the ideas or information you need to get to the next rung on the ladder of success. Don't be afraid to set aside a little time for reading, studying and research - it will pay off handsomely.",
"You seem to be on a \"helping out kick\" in the workplace today, and while most folks are grateful for the extra energy you provide, someone else may find your efforts are a little too strident. If you see \"that face\", back off a bit and let them come to you on their own terms.",
"Your focus will move towards the spiritual from the emotional and there are definitely challenges to overcome. You could have something of a crisis of faith - ask yourself if you are not holding onto old ideas because they support a purely secular or mundane notion - like your place on the social ladder?",
"You are impulsive and restless today, but your ability to make friends and influence people is at an all-time high. People are excited by your ideas, interested by what you have to say, and willing to let you take leadership roles in a number of group situations.",
"If you are invited to go out with friends today, buff up your shoes, and put on your sharpest duds. Get ready for a good time. If you are single, you could meet someone who pushes your buttons in a good way this evening by sharing musical or creative interests.",
"You may find that you have an opportunity to pray, meditate or reflect today, and it could prove to be time well spent. You could have a profound and powerful spiritual insight into the future direction of your career. You want something meaningful.",
"Remember to get enough rest today. Your subconscious mind is bringing up all kinds of interesting things, and you may have some strange or unusual dreams or insights. Don't overeat, avoid big stressful parties. You really need a day to reconnect with your inner spirit.",
"You feel like you are spinning your wheels today. No matter what you try to do, you just can't seem to get \"unstuck\". The answer is sort of like the solution to the Chinese Finger Puzzle. Relax, let yourself be for a bit, and things will slide into place on their own.",
"Let yourself be the centre of attention today. Allow yourself to be pampered and feted and shown the sights. Someone is very eager to make a good impression on you as you are perceived to be an important decision-maker. You may need to make a quick stop at the salon to ensure you make a good impression.");

var aug = new Array("You are likely to get compliments on your physical appearance today. Even though you might feel a bit stressed as a result of a financial or debt-related matter, people see a glow about you and are commenting on it. You may be able to parlay a compliment into an opportunity.",
"You get along well with friends and people who share your intellectual interests, but there are storm clouds brewing on the home front right now. Someone you love may accuse you of being self-indulgent today. It may be true, but it may also be necessary.",
"You are feeling good about yourself today, and your energy is glowing and positive. People may comment and compliment you on your physical appearance or the \"aura\" you generate right now. You will have a lot of energy and may make new friends today.",
"You may have nagging doubts today, despite the energy or good financial news that permeates your chart. Put aside the doubts for the time being - they are mostly self-esteem or anxiety-caused, not based on reality. Small problems are easily overcome with patience.",
"Watch your spending today. You'll be extremely impulsive, and won't be thinking too clearly, especially where it comes to entertainment purchases. Your intuition will seem sharp, but it could be misleading. Avoid making any purchases that are not absolutely necessary.",
"You won't be thinking too clearly, especially where it comes to purchases of electronic equipment, entertainment items, and digital toys. You may find they have faults that are not immediately apparent. make sure you get good warrantees if you can't hold off on the purchase.",
"Keep your ears open - you could be hearing some wonderful news for or about a loved one today. Spiritual beliefs and shared values bring hearts together. If you are single, a spiritual meeting could be the place to broaden your circle of contacts.",
"You may have to function as fax, phone and Internet machine for a friend who is obviously confused and upset about something. You may be having problems communicating or keeping up with the paperwork and daily contacts that a busy life brings.",
"Family members are out of this world right now. You can't make up your mind if you love them or want to forget the lot of them. There is someone in your family or circle of friends who can help out, and they may help you find a way to solve a thorny financial problem.",
"If you are bored and stuck at home today the best way to turn your mood around is to volunteer some time to help with children. Know an over-worked mom who could use some time to herself? Volunteer to baby-sit! An opportunity to have a little fun will come your way.",
"You won't change a darn thing worrying about the office right now. Put all your work-related thoughts into a mental box marked \"Later!\" and get out for a little re-creation. Find some way to relax and enjoy yourself - that is what your body is crying for.",
"It's likely to be something of a stressful day, especially if you are a parent. Some interaction with a child could remind you of a childhood issue of your own that needs to be resolved today, and that experience could be incredibly healing and beneficial.",
"You may feel uncomfortable today, and may be tempted to work off some extra stress or energy with a sudden burst of physical exercise. It would be good for you to be more active, but it is not a good idea to push things too hard. Don't forget your warm-ups.",
"You might want to rebook that doctor's appointment you scheduled for another day. Your chart speaks of challenges with medical authority figures. That could make for a misdiagnosis or misunderstanding. If you are taking a new drug, follow the instructions with extra care and attention.",
"The office politics will be interesting today, but the battle could get deadly if the territory turns to the gender wars. It is a good idea to stay focused strictly on business. A friend may call up with some exciting news that proves soothing.",
"Work or health matters are getting in the way of your love life at the moment, and just when things were heating up so nicely! You do have this tendency to go overboard in relationships right now and if you have a new partner be careful you don't move along too fast.",
"You have an opportunity to powerfully and dynamically change your relationship with your significant other today. You may be considering taking a life-altering trip together. If you are single and want that to change, get out to the local library or bookstore today.",
"Unexpected good news could come your way today through an Internet site or email. This time when the message says, \"You could make money fast\" it just might not be a scam. But then again, there may be a whole lot more work or up-front investment than you bargained for.",
"You may get some \"inside\" information in your workplace that leads to an investment opportunity. Be careful that everything is totally legal of course, and be sure you don't get into something too big or risky just on the say-so of one person.",
"There could be spirited discussions today about values, religion, and the kind of future you want to leave to future generations. You could get into an argument with someone about your religious beliefs about the proper relationships between the sexes.",
"You will get unexpected news from an old friend, perhaps via long-distance phone call today that may force you to revise some travel or recreational plans at the last minute. Even if they bring bad news though, they will also lead you to some opportunities you will value.",
"You may be invited to go on some kind of group trip or outing. This adventure promises to be a learning experience that is also a great deal of fun. If you are a parent, you can expect some good news soon about a child's grades or extracurricular activities.",
"Don't be shocked to find yourself reacting in ways that surprise you. You want to get down to business, but that may not be possible right now. If you can't be in a working environment, you can at least write down or make a note of the ideas that flash through your mind. At least one of these innovations is a major winner.",
"You have a high level of energy but you may feel a little overloaded today. You could be feeling anxious. Do something to work off the stress, and avoid making any sudden decisions about your career future. You may find it difficult to decide on a particular path.",
"You have strong feelings about values, culture and the place of your family or children in society today. You may find that the spiritual leaders you normally count on as a source of confusion are more lucid than normal. Seek out the wisdom of someone who counsels patience.",
"Friends and family will be the theme again today, and you may find your recent efforts to play \"matchmaker\" are bearing fruit at long last. Your own love life could be heating up with some help from a relative who is eager to return the favor.",
"The strange moods of a friend are oddly infectious. You will be beset with periods of confusion or uncertainty today, and may find it is difficult to get from one place to another. Drivers seem hesitant and uncertain, or overly aggressive.",
"In the morning you will feel lazy, self-indulgent and unfocused, and that feeling could intensify throughout the day. That may be just as well, ironically, because any new initiatives you would start in the afternoon may have to be rethought.",
"Your intuition may be telling you to confront a loved one who is in some kind of self-caused trouble, but it may be best to wait a bit before you speak your mind. There may be financial changes coming that will help you clarify things for everyone's benefit.",
"You have an opportunity to take on a new leadership role today, by showing other people there are options in how you choose to react to a surprise. The news you get will likely be good, but you may have to move swiftly in order to take advantage.",
"Your leadership ability is blossoming today. You find that wisdom comes from out of the blue. You have a connection with a deep source of information that is beyond your conscious awareness. You may have wild an unusual ideas and inspiration today.");

var sep = new Array("You will find that you are surrounded with people who respect and honor your individuality.  You may find yourself in a position of authority or there could be an opportunity for you to make a good impression on your boss or coworkers.",
"There is an unexpected opportunity for you to show your leadership skills today.  Pay attention to the needs and concerns of others who may mistake your enthusiasm for aggression.  If you are prepared to listen you will make a positive impression.",
"Leadership isn't the art of creating followers.  It is the art of creating other leaders.  You will discover today that you can make a bigger impact by listening and respecting others people's viewpoints then you can by arguing your own position.",
"It is possible that you could be up for a raise.  Someone higher up is paying attention to the hard work that you have been doing.  Remember that those who are lower down are paying attention as well, and that they are as important to your future as the VIPs.",
"This isn't the best day to go on a gigantic shopping spree.  You may find that your budget is stretched a little tight because of some bad habits or a recent spending spree.  Now is the time for you to pay extra attention to the way you spend money.",
"You may be overly worried about the economy or your job security.  These fears may be blown out of proportion because you spend too much time listening to the news or talk radio.  Focus on your own goals for now and you will feel a lot better.",
"Romantic thoughts are in the air! You are decidedly day-dreamy today and it may be hard to stay focused on the practical realities of your day. You want to hum romantic tunes and stare out the window, but some practical matters will pull you back down to earth.",
"It is possible that there could be news of disruptions to communications devices and infrastructure today.  Don't assume that you have been forgotten if someone fails to return a phone call, fax, or e-mail.  They may have just encountered a technical problem.",
"You could have a disagreement with a family member about your love life today. Best if you can avoid the topic, especially if you are still single. \"When will you settle down!\" will be the lament of choice, and worse, they may have a blind date hidden up their sleeves.",
"You have some interesting challenges and opportunities right now. There may be some tension between your home and work life. Somehow a sporting event or gathering could provide an opportunity for you to better integrate your lifestyle.",
"If you have children you may find their behaviour today to be erratic and stubborn at the same time. If you are not a parent, the same behaviour could manifest in other people's children, or from your own inner child throwing a tantrum. Playful acceptance is the key.",
"If you are a parent you will find yourself wondering if your kids have mood swing problems today, but the insanity is temporary. They are just working off some steam, in most cases. Someone may have a sugar or food intolerance though. Watch to see if there is a pattern to the madness.",
"You are undergoing some changes to your daily work or lifestyle habits, and it may be challenging to you to hear that you need a change of diet and exercise. You can learn more about your options from a library book or Internet site. It won't be as hard as you think.",
"You may suffer from a cold or other \"close-contact\" illness, or perhaps you'll find yourself in some kind of argument with others about health, happiness and well-being. Don't defend your lifestyle. If you are happy with it - live it! A new home improvement might help both body and spirit.",
"You have unexpected changes happening in the health and lifestyle area. Chances are you have been pushing yourself a little too hard. Pulled muscles and strains are a possibility. Follow the clich�d old \"Mom-ism\" ... don't run with scissors today.",
"Your energy moves from \"self\" to \"others\" today, particularly if you are already involved in a romantic relationship. Things are heating up nicely today. If you are single, you will find that you suffer an embarrassment of riches - you may be the target of more than one suitor.",
"This will be a romantic day. If you are still single, you could meet someone while you are out shopping, seeing a movie or having a makeover. If you are already married, could come across just the perfect gift for your significant other.",
"The unexpected revelation of a powerful secret could lead you to good financial fortune today. Just be aware that you may be benefiting at someone else's expense. It may be a good thing for you to spread some of today's good fortune around to those less fortunate.",
"Helpful advice or a loan of time or resources from a family member could make a large purchase a reality. You may be considering investing in real estate or a new home. Just make sure that you get everything set down in writing so there is no possibility for misunderstanding.",
"Finances are a sore spot in your chart and right now it is all you can do to make ends meet in the middle. At the same time your attitude towards money and the things you value are undergoing powerful changes, and if you push yourself, you can overcome the trouble in a dramatic way.",
"The paperwork is starting to get to you a bit today, but if you plow through and get it off your plate, your mood will pick up, and you will find that there is great satisfaction in store. You may be attending an entertainment event or art gallery opening soon.",
"It may be a good idea for you to take a drive out to the country if you can't seem to clear your mind today. You need to get out of the house. A trip to a local book store, library, or a mega-surf on the internet will help you distract yourself from self-created anxieties.",
"You will have an unexpected opportunity soon to kill two birds with one stone. You will have a chance to improve your career, and get that nagging family member off your case. For the time being anyway. Looks like they don't plan to cut you much slack. They have great expectations.",
"Maybe you can help a companion find something a little more artful than tacky today. You would enjoy some company on a shopping trip, but are a little frustrated with yourself. You may feel out of place at a spiffy social function - avoid any \"hoity-toity\" parties.",
"You and your boss could end up in a shouting match today if you are not careful. You are both in a contrary, cranky mood, and one of you has something that can only be described as an \"authority figure complex\" happening right now. Take a deep breath and be sure you mean what you say.",
"Friends and companions bring mixed blessings right now. Avoid those who may wish to borrow or drag you of to religious meetings today. Spend time with those strange and interesting friends who support, nurture and trigger your creative energies instead.",
"New friendships bring dynamic changes in your life. If you are single, you could meet a potential partner in your circle of friends. You may have to be careful with your physical appearance or well-being today, though, as you are vulnerable to accidents.",
"Your intuition, dream life, or prayer life is a little too powerful today. You are like a steamroller without brakes right now. You may lack tact and consideration. You need to watch that legendary temper of yours, too, because you'll be blowing up at the drop of a hat.",
"You may have a bad dream or an anxious premonition today, and could decide to take a different route to work as a result. Pay extra care and attention while driving, but be careful not to be overly timid or cautious on the road. There could be mix-ups with paperwork and documents today.",
"You just want to lay in the sun and have a good time today, but circumstances may not support your desire for self-indulgent relaxation. That won't be too big a problem though, because all that hard work you may be forced to do could pay off in some practical rewards.");

var oct = new Array("You are afraid to take on a leadership role right now, either because you fear your own power, or you fear the changes this might bring into your life. Believe in yourself! If you are put in a position of authority right now it will be because you have more than earned it.",
"A leadership role you have taken on recently could bring you unexpected romantic opportunities today. Keep your eyes open. If you are still single, you may be attracted to a partner who comes with a pre-made family. If you are already married, you are extra romantic tonight.",
"You have an unexpected opportunity to take on a new leadership role on the Internet, or together with others in some kind of technology-based community of interest. You may find that it is easier to connect with like-minded people online.",
"There are hot financial opportunities opening to you right now. Internet businesses, sudden changes in personal finances, and opportunities to invest in creative communications technologies may be awfully tempting. Just be sure you get all the background before you sink money into a friend's hot tips!",
"You are best advised today to leave your cash and credit cards at home. Every shiny, pretty thing with a huge price tag is going to catch your eye. If you buy creative products or supplies today you may find they sit in the closet a long time before you actually use them.",
"Definitely leave your cash and credit cards at home again today. It's high-priced home electronics, computers and electrical appliances that are the bane of your bank balance right now. They could be faulty or have hidden \"features\" you don't like.",
"The big opportunity right now is in building new romantic relationships or partnerships, in challenging or in strengthening the bonds of existing partnerships or romances. You are about to enter a phase where you communicate better than ever before.",
"Don't proselytize on behalf of your religion or spiritual beliefs today, especially not to friends or companions or people in large groups. You will find that you tend to pick the crowd least likely to be receptive to your \"pitch\". If you need to share, aim yourself at the \"choir\" - the converted will be supportive.",
"You may feel a bit fuzzy or \"zoned out\" today when a family member calls for help. If you look at it closely you'll figure out that this is your way of \"not dealing with it\". It doesn't work - it only makes people madder than if you just said \"no\" to begin with.",
"You could be considering an impulsive purchase of an item for your home. In some cases, you might even be considering a change of residence. Before you do anything rash, ask yourself what your real motivations are. Will you really improve anything?",
"You are likely to be playing with children today, your own, or someone else's. If not, you should definitely give into the inner child screaming within you for some pure fun.  Set aside whatever time you can afford for sports, movies, or time at the local park.",
"A disagreement about a child today could be resolved by your charm and leadership skills. While everyone will seem tense and on edge, they really are all focused on the same positive goals. There may be chest-thumping but there is energy that can be harnessed for good.",
"Your daily schedule may be a little challenging today. You may find that there are problems getting from one place to the next as you juggle your chores and responsibilities with those of your friends or loved ones. Take along some chamomile tea.",
"You are facing some kind of work or career choice today and there is a battle in your mind between what sounds good and what looks good on paper. Go for the practical over the beautiful. Make sure you double-check the fine print in any deal that looks too good to be true.",
"You may be facing some sudden challenges in the workplace because of technological glitches that are beyond your control. While everything is shooting off sparks and everyone else is going crazy, you will be finding other ways to be productive.",
"Listen to your partner today. You will be full of energy and excitement, and you may run off at the mouth a bit. You need to slow down, be more patient, and listen more carefully. If you slow down a bit, your efforts to pay attention could be well rewarded.",
"If you are already married it is likely to be a warm, sensuous and passionate day today. You may be considering taking your significant other out to a spa or for a healing treatment of some kind. If you are still single, you are hot, exciting and interesting to others.",
"You may have an opportunity to invest in your workplace, or get valuable investing advice from the sector you work in today. You have some interesting insights and ideas of ways you can change your workplace for the better. You want meaning in your career.",
"Unexpected changes are heading your way today. You may find that there are odd detours or changes in schedules that have accidental benefits. That meeting you had to reschedule may be better attended or the information you get will be better if you wait.",
"Avoid any impromptu social meetings or business gatherings where money or career issues are also part of the picture. If you are working on investments keep in mind that any agreements you make today are not likely to have staying power. Plan for the contingencies.",
"Older drivers may be a challenge to your patience today. Pay attention if you start to feel that road rage coming on. You can't afford to annoy someone on the road - you may give the finger to someone you later find out you know, and you'll never hear the end of it.",
"Your energies are high, your mental creativity is at a peak, and your passion for life is into overdrive. If you are single, get out where you can share ideas. Any public event where speaking is involved could be lucky for you.",
"You are pushed into \"Sacred Warrior\" mode. You will be facing some issue that is important enough to push you into activism. You may be asked to take action or a leadership role involving the people you socialize with in a spiritual or religious setting. Make sure your family and loved ones are supportive of any drastic changes.",
"Your recent dissatisfaction with your career is coming to a head. If you have been in denial in any way, events today will bring some clarity. You may be forced to make a decision that puts your ethics and personal values under a spotlight.",
"The office politics tend to be pretty challenging today, and you may be hooked on the horns of a dilemma. Do you speak up and repeat some gossip that may or may not be true, or hold your tongue and let someone carry along a path that appears to be self-destructive?",
"Friends and companions may be a lot more helpful today. Someone you know has an inside track with some great high mucky-muck in a position of power and authority and it is this person who can help you turn an innovative idea into a practical plan for success.",
"You will have opportunities to get out and meet people. You'll be making new friends, and some of you will even be meeting new love partners. You will be attractive, energetic and active, and your libido is very strong right now. There is nothing sexier than self-confidence!",
"A crisis of faith reaches something of a boiling point today. You feel you have been misled. But just because some point or other may not be factually true, does that invalidate all of the lessons you have learned? Keep your heart open to learning by \"parables\".",
"You don't understand your own emotions and reactions today. The truth is that your psychological \"buttons\" are really easy to push, and someone you love is in a button-pushing mood. If you want to have some fun with them, refuse to react when they are getting on your nerves.",
"It may be hard to motivate others and stir them to action today. You may feel like you are invisible and that no-one seems to understand you. But once the sun goes down, you will suddenly be more popular or in demand. The phone will start ringing around suppertime.",
"You have the ability to make people sit up and take notice today. You have the air of authority around you and may be given a new leadership position, based on your knowledge or experience. You are charming, engaging, and a lot of fun to be around right now.");

var nov = new Array("You will be asked to take on a sudden challenge, or a leadership role, and will be looking at the possibility of going back to school, taking a night-school course, or taking Internet lessons to boost your personal knowledge. Changes will be exciting.",
"You'll have the opportunity to make money or boost your social standing through a slightly flirtatious contact you make today. Be careful not to make any implied or overt promises that you can't keep! You might have to do some quick research to keep up with some strange conversations today.",
"Dramatic and unexpected changes in your personal appearance or attitude towards others will bring you new friends and opportunities in your social life. You could find yourself in a leadership role in some kind of craft, hobby or sporting group.",
"Expect good news or a breakthrough in the financial department. You may not get that Knight or Princess in shining armor, in fact you still have to come to your own rescue, but at least now you have a few quills in your quiver, and some hope in your heart.",
"Financial concerns could distract you. If there is nothing you can do about your money troubles or those of a friend, it may be best to think up ways to enjoy yourselves together in a place or activity where money is not required. You can go back to worrying later if you want.",
"Money makes your head go round - but not the world. Not today. You may be rich or poor or somewhere in the middle, but it is your attitudes towards, and ideas about money that are being put to the test. Do your beliefs in this area really serve your best interests?",
"Have you been thinking about a vacation? Now is the time you will find it simpler to take your thoughts into actions. You might have to run around a bit to sort out all of the details, though. Communication and paperwork will put you in \"organization\" mode today.",
"You have incredibly healing but challenging ideas today. An old childhood issue may come back and trigger a flood of interesting memories. Go with the flow. You may find that there is great healing and personal growth available in your life right now.",
"You may have unexpected insights about family members and loved ones today. Someone seems a little cranky or out of sorts, and they may have taken their frustrations out on you. You can use your empathy and charm to bring them back around.",
"You are likely to be hearing good news from your family soon. Someone has gotten good news from a home or real estate investment, or may call seeking your help with some home renovations. The project could lead to side benefits you didn't count on at first.",
"You may be having a bit of a down moment because you can't get to some favored recreational, sporting or entertainment distraction, but the delay is temporary. There will be other options. If you are a parent, this is not a good day to push the kids about their grades.",
"If you are a parent it is play day today but you just don't feel like getting off the couch. Once you drag yourself outside you'll find that you enjoy yourself a lot more than you thought you would. If you are not a parent, you may find it hard to get started on your own hobbies.",
"The workplace is going to be a little challenging today. The office politics are all about the male-female dynamic in the workplace. If you want to avoid a major power struggle, keep your own nose clean, dry and firmly stuck to the grindstone today.",
"You need to be careful when listening to medical or health care advice, especially when it comes from so-called \"alternative healthcare\" practitioners. You could be sold something vaguely resembling snake-oil. Any therapeutic effect it has would likely be placebo.",
"There is good news in the work-finance area and stress in the work-health area. This likely means you are working too hard, and are paying for it in terms of stress related ailments like headaches or tummy upsets. Get more rest.",
"Relationships will be exciting, interesting and unusual in some way today. If you are still single, you may meet someone strange or unusual, from outside your normal social circle. If you are already married, you may decide to try out something new tonight.",
"You are in love with love today. The air is full of romantic, sexy possibilities. You love nothing more than to find someone to talk to and you could be up all night in deep, passionate and intriguing conversations with someone special.",
"This is a good time for you to be thinking about your financial future. You may be approached by an investment consultant or advisor who speaks about paying down debts and boosting your savings - excellent advice for you at this point. Anything you can do to learn about money management will help in the long run.",
"Maybe you are just preaching to the choir today but people you share your spiritual ideas and experiences with are much more interested in your insights today. You may be offered a leadership role in your spiritual community, but you may have to keep some odd secrets if you do.",
"A friend or companion will provide you with financial or investing opportunities but there could be strings attached. You will need to be patient if you are to learn the ways to make your money work for you so you don't need to work for your money anymore.",
"This is not the best day to set up new educational or travel plans, especially if a long-term commitment is involved. You may find it hard to think and focus today, especially when driving or dealing with large volumes of paperwork or research. Information may be unreliable.",
"If you are thinking about getting a gift for a loved one, the bookstore is the best place to browse for ideas. If you don't automatically know what kind of book they would most like to read right now, then that's a chance to open the door to greater intimacy - ask them!",
"Once the air is cleared with your boss or employer, suddenly things seem to run a lot more smoothly. If you recently put your foot in your mouth or were a little too honest, don't fret too much, because someone is going to come up and tell you that you were right, even if they did not see it at the time.",
"When you are at home there are sudden and unexpected interruptions from work. And when you are at work there are sudden and unexpected interruptions from home. You need to stay focused where you are, but that may be a big challenge today.",
"You have an unexpected opportunity to take on a new leadership role in your career or social circle today. Other people see you as interesting, exciting and attractive, but they may have unrealistic expectations. Be sure you know what you are getting yourself into before you accept.",
"Friends and companions will come together and the groups of people you communicate with or hang out around will be a veritable collection of entertaining eccentricity. You will get odd or unusual phone calls, and someone may have money for you.",
"You will be making new friends today. Not that there is much wrong with your old circle of companions, but you did need some new blood, and the people you meet right now are likely to be full of action and adventure. Never a dull moment for these folks.",
"Flashes of insight and inspiration keep coming, and they remain erratic. You may get some impressions that are sad and depressing, but they reflect fears and anxieties, they do not portend actual events in the future. Stay focused on the daily grind.",
"If you are feeling confused, uncertain and anxious at times today, contact a family member or relative who has been through a similar challenge. They will be able to put you onto the right track, and they are just dying to share their wisdom with an appreciative audience.",
"The day is about you, just you. What's important to you? What are you planning to do with the rest of your life? The hand you were dealt at birth was recently shuffled and you will be looking at significantly improved odds for success. It's time to put some of that energy to work for your future.");

var dec = new Array("You find yourself drawn to self-improvement books, lectures, seminars or concepts today. You may find that you learn such techniques better in the companionship of supportive friends, rather than on your own. If you find there are too many ideas, focus on your leadership skills.",
"If your family is stressed out, it is time to pry open your pocketbook, bite the bullet, and take everyone out for a little mindless fun. Someone you love could really benefit from the physical activity and emotional support only you can provide.",
"You'll be having rapidly-changing mood swings today, triggered by a friendship or association. You have great good news coming in this area, yet your emotions are confused and chaotic. You may have to take a few \"time out\" moments today to sort out your feelings.",
"You and your significant other and or business partners or associates will be discussing the potential availability of extra money. You will need to plan and discuss the best way to make use of the extra money that will soon be coming your way.",
"You will be forced to have a second look at your financial values, assumptions of beliefs about values today. You may decide that your personal values or a comfortable lifestyle is more important than a big pay cheque at the end of the day.",
"You will be looking for an older, wiser financial advisor and it's not a moment too soon. Look for someone who won't just tell you what you want to hear. A somewhat challenging schedule might actually work best for you. Focus on the \"tried and true\" safer formula.",
"Look forward to an interesting chat, discussion or phone call today. Someone shares your interest in an ambitious career search. While you don't totally see eye to eye, the two of you may be able to help each other find the kinds of opportunities you are looking for.",
"It would be a good day to practice the virtue of being a good listener, because your words and ideas are apt to get you in a heap of trouble - especially with cranky and demanding coworkers who seem to feel you are not carrying your share of the load.",
"You may have a lot of extra energy today, and the best way to put it to use is to find a relative or neighbor whose home needs a little fixer-upping, and set about to work on their creaking doors, leaky windows, and that drooping siding. Charity starts at home.",
"You may be attending some kind of sporting event related to your family today, playing a sport outside your home, or renovating part of your property to make room for some kind of physical activity. Everyone will be highly energetic and active.",
"Don't invest any of the kids' college funds in a risky \"hot stock bet\" today. You may find yourself thinking a lot about your financial future. Make sure that you are treading a safe and secure path. The daily commute is likely to be a challenge today, leave home early.",
"You need to get out and play but you really don't feel like doing much. There could be a disappointing purchase made today if you spend too much money on home entertainment, movies, or electronics. Focus instead on a little positive gossip - spread the good word about your creative accomplishments.",
"You are not sure why you feel so cranky and tired today, but you are coming across as disagreeable and you could end up annoying a coworker that you are normally friends with if you are not more careful. On the upside, your intuition for investment opportunities is sharp.",
"You need to spend time, effort and energy on helping a loved one sort out a health problem, and it is wearing on your nerves. You need to book a little \"self space\", but that may be difficult or even impossible right now. Treat yourself as much as you can, you deserve breaks too.",
"You have to take a couple steps back in the \"one step up, two steps back\" dance you are doing in the workplace, but it is all for the best. Some things are getting shaken out that desperately needed to be let go of, and you will be a lot happier when the dust settles.",
"Your love life looks like it is warming up nicely. You have strongly romantic aspects in your chart right now. If you are trying to add to your family, this evening could be lucky for you in more ways than one. Your personal creativity is high today.",
"Your love life is hotter than ever. Maybe a little too hot to handle right now if you are already married. The tempting offers fly fast and furious. If you are single, you will be like a bee among the flowers, but you should choose carefully.",
"You have an opportunity to take advantage of unexpected changes to conditions that affect an important investment today. Things will tend to move quickly and you may find yourself contemplating serious lifestyle or spiritual changes as a result of something you learn today.",
"You have some planning to do for an upcoming day off, and you need to invest your time, attention, and financial resources into something that will both boost your spirits and get you active and out in the world. You may be tempted to buy a new computer game today.",
"Investment income from home-based business is possible, but you may have to make some significant lifestyle changes. Talk to you family members and loved ones, and find out what the local zoning laws are before you jump in with both feet. There may be snags you can avoid.",
"You may find that the traffic is a little chaotic in places today. You'll be going along nicely then you turn a corner into an unexpected construction delay. Keep the local \"traffic and weather\" radio station turned on, especially if you are in a hurry today.",
"You can just tear through the paperwork today. You have a million ideas and are running on high-octane energy right now. You may find that you have to slow down a bit so that others can understand you, never mind catch up to you. One of those ideas is a major winner.",
"You have some good money news coming your way, and will be looking at ways to leverage a social advantage into personal or financial gain. You will have wild and exciting ideas that you can use to advantage in your career later in the week.",
"Your energy is a little over the top today. You may feel anxious because you almost have too much physical energy. That's a good thing for your employer or clients because you can get a lot done - but be sure to slow down a little before you burn yourself out.",
"You have a sudden feeling that you must be cautious about your career or social life. Someone new has entered the scene who you have good reason to be concerned about, but you may be blowing the risks or trouble out of proportion. Be patient, things will resolve themselves.",
"A warm, friendly person may have more than merely platonic interest in you. You could be the object of a secret passion! There might be not-so secret admirers coming forward today. Some of them may be a little wilder and less stable than you like in a partner, though.",
"You have a sudden opportunity to take advantage of the good will and positive energy of the past day or so. You have wonderful opportunities to make new friends. You'll be seen by others as charming, creative, and hard-working, a winning combination!",
"You will face challenges when trying to share recent spiritual breakthroughs with others today. You are so excited about the growth you have experienced, and that makes you come across a little too strongly. Tone it down a bit if you see someone's eyes rolling.",
"You will find that there are both blessings and challenges in your spiritual path today. Be aware that you may fall prey to the lure of ego gratification. If you are taking on the teacher's role, remember that you will always learn as much as you share.",
"You have the chance to take on a leadership role in your circle of friends or within a club, group or charity you belong to today. You can accomplish a lot within large groups of people by encouraging them to step out with their creative talents.",
"How to say this politely ... you are going to be a little bit ego-centric today. It will be all about \"me\" in your mind. So what? Let it be! Everyone needs to treat themselves now and then, and it's your turn. Don't be afraid to be a little selfish.");


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