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var jan = new Array("You will share information and advice with friends today. The most likely topic of conversation will center around alternative health care, vitamins, and holistic lifestyle choices. You may be considering attending a lecture or seminar soon.",
"You may be considering going back to school or taking a lecture or class together with a friend or companion who shares your interests. You could learn something that will allow you to improve your productivity, or to start a business of your own.",
"A friend or companion will bring great joy into your life. If you are single, they may choose to take you out or introduce you to someone who has strong potential to brighten your love life. If you are not single, you could have a wonderful gathering with friends soon.",
"You might find that electrical appliances short out unexpectedly then suddenly and mysteriously seem to fix themselves. You could have strange dreams and unexpected psychic experiences today as well. Just keep an open mind and you'll learn some amazing things.",
"There are likely to be disappointments in some of the people you have counted on traditionally for spiritual guidance. While this may be hurtful, the ultimate outcome will be of increased wisdom and a closer connection with your Divine Source.",
"Your subconscious mind will be flashing conflicting messages into your consciousness today. Those you feel most strongly prone to act on, the impulsive need to play at the expense of work or family responsibilities, will probably not be the most wise or beneficial.",
"You may be asked to take a leadership role in some kind of \"battle\" or struggle. Whether you are in the military and the battle is a literal one, or in the workplace, where it is metaphorical instead, victory will be yours when the dust settles.",
"You may be the center of attention today, but probably not the way you'd like. You may be the topic of a local gossip circle. If you overhear someone talking about you, try to take it with grace. How you react will be more important in the end than what they say.",
"Be careful with your spending today, especially if you are in the market to buy a new computer. You may find that the shiny, expensive gadgets appeal to you a lot right now, but it is likely they are over your head, or outside of your budget.",
"You may be getting a raise, promotion, bonus, or job offer soon. You'll be happy with the challenge and opportunity, but one of your friends may be jealous. They need to see that the change is not going to come between you. Just be patient - they will come around eventually.",
"You have a strong and compelling presence today, especially if you are doing any kind of political or public speaking. People are interested in learning what you have to say. But in personal relationships, your passions come across a little too strongly.",
"There are potential misunderstandings in the workplace today, especially if you or your company is in the middle of a communications technology upgrade. It will all be in your best interest, but right now there are likely to be a confused tangle of cords and electronics in your workspace.",
"Don't let a cantankerous family member rob you of the progress you have made this week. Think of criticism this way - is it you they are attacking, or a fantasy person they think is you? Most likely it is some part of their own self they are critiquing.",
"It is not the best day to tackle new home improvement projects. Chances are the colours are all wrong, and that deceptively simple looking floor tiling job is going to prove to be a lot harder than you thought. You may be better off to rest and relax the day away.",
"There could be a disagreement or dispute in your family about someone's love life, perhaps even your love life. If you are the target of criticism, pay attention today, because even though the delivery may be blunt, their heart is in the right place.",
"If you want to make the most of the day, spend as much time following creative pursuits, hobbies and recreation as you can squeeze in. You are feeling somewhat frustrated in life, and there is a strong need to find meaning in the mundane. Let it all go, and enjoy yourself for a change.",
"You will be hearing a lot of interesting and intriguing gossip right now, but you can't trust what you read online, especially where it comes to the celebrities or politicians you are following. It may be fun to read the rags, but don't take them at face value.",
"You may be spending some time working on resumes, paperwork or business plans that are important to your future today. You have an exciting new idea and a great deal of enthusiasm for a creative project that you want to pursue for both joy and profit.",
"There are some confusing and contradictory aspects in your workplace right now, and while you may have an occasional disagreement, it is most likely to be some kind of last-minute rush that has your coworkers in a tizzy. Treat it like an adventure, it could be fun.",
"Your body is crying out for a hot tub of warm water. You really want to do nothing more than relax, but your mind is playing stress games on you. Put those worries aside - you can't do anything about these problems until they get here, and most of them never arrive.",
"A complicated tangle of people and passions hits you square in the pants today. If you are in a relationship, you could be having \"in-law\" troubles. If not, you may find that all your relatives are on your case with the old question, \"When will you settle down?\"",
"You are hotter than the midday sun today - everyone feels the mojo you generate. You are highly attractive to potential partners, good news if you are single! If not, you may find your partnership is heating up and there is an opportunity for deeper intimacy with your spouse.",
"Financial benefits and good intuition combine today to bring you into a much more positive frame of mind. You'll be something of a magnet for opportunity so make sure you are able to act quickly to take advantage. Don't spend too much time daydreaming today.",
"You are seeking big answers to big questions today and will likely be spending a lot of time studying and surfing around the Internet. A long-held secret that makes a profound impact will be available, but it could dramatically change  your lifestyle and beliefs.",
"Shared values and spiritual beliefs with friends and associates are challenging topics right now. You could blow away someone's treasured preconceptions by simply being honest about your ideas. That's likely to be controversial and the response, argumentative.",
"It's all about learning, reading, studying and sharing today. If you really want to expand your horizons, find a way to share what you know with others through teaching, mentoring or even simply by sharing your knowledge on an online discussion group.",
"You will very likely be heading out to the bookstore, shopping mall or movie theater today. You have a strong need to stretch both your physical and mental muscles. What you learn today could be extremely valuable and your high energy will be attractive.",
"You may be thinking about your health or well-being today, and are probably doing more harm to yourself from worry than the actual problem is causing. Get it checked out, you will feel better regardless of what your doctor has to say. It is better to know!",
"An official or authority figure gets in your face today, making strange demands or requests you don't understand. If you are patient, you will be able to turn an unpleasant or confusing encounter into something positive. Pushing for reform in your health plan could bring rewards.",
"You could be getting a lot of calls and letters from friends and siblings today. There is a lot of good-spirited gossiping going on. Everyone wants to know what you think. Silence may be the better part of prudence right now - let someone else make their own announcements.",
"Don't mix friendship, politics, religion and finances today. This could be a volatile mixture, even for those fuzzy, tree-hugging new-age friends of yours. They may tolerate everything in the world - except a different point of view - at least for today.");

var feb = new Array("One of your friends has something of the bohemian artist energy about them. This person is big on alternative movies, music and theater, and you can learn a lot from them. If you are still single, there may be potential for romance. This artsy person is not as coldly intellectual as they seem!",
"A friend may have some advice about an important investment or financial planning. Be careful to do some of your own investigation, especially if you are investing in a long-term project without a handy \"parachute\" out. You may find there is a large debt behind the project.",
"You have a friend who is trying to get you on the phone but they can't get through the constant busy signals today. Everyone and his dog seems to want to get you on the phone. You may have a lot of email messages waiting online too. You are popular today!",
"If you are confused about your place in the universe, about your religion, or your personal values, seek out a family elder and sit down for a good listen. There is wisdom closer than you think possible. There are opportunities for learning a whole mew value system.",
"Trust your instincts. You may get a strange urge to contact a loved one or relative for their advice on matters of the heart. They will have just the answers, or the wide shoulders, that you need to sort things out. If you are single, they may be interested in playing matchmaker.",
"You may be stressed and anxious and don't know why. Your subconscious mind is making up all kinds of fears and worries. You may have family members who are feeding stressful information to you. No matter what happens, it's likely to be a far smaller ordeal than it appears at first.",
"You are the center of attention right now, and are attracting a lot of people with helpful advice and ideas. Someone may ask you to come with them to a fun or unusual gathering, or to some kind of lecture or seminar where creative people hang out.",
"The hot buttons fly around fast and furious today and it may be simply irresistible to avoid pushing one or two. Avoid any \"Oh YEAH? Well YOU ...\" moments. You know what that looks like - throwing back a partner or loved one's own failures in their face is not a prudent or effective way to defend your honour.",
"Your partner may ask or hint around for financial assistance at the same time that you are struggling with your budget. Don't let anyone guilt you into a hand-out. They have to make a little extra effort if they are going to be picking your pocket when you are vulnerable.",
"You have an opportunity to make some extra money from starting a home-based holistic or healthcare business. Whether this is something more formal, or a part-time multi-level marketing program may depend on your current job situation.",
"You will be making a lot of phone calls and writing a lot of emails today. There is an air of urgency around you right now. Many things are changing, and you feel flustered by all the choices you face, especially in the area of investments and finances.",
"You may get some odd phone calls today. People seem to want to distract you from your responsibilities with gossip and idle chit-chat. If you are as focused as the charts indicate, the best way to get things done is to leave the cell phone at home.",
"An old childhood hurt or disappointment from your early family life has resurfaced. You have an opportunity today to turn a challenge into an empowering and healing moment with a relative who has failed you in the past. Forgiveness may come more easily now.",
"Family changes are dramatic and exciting, but they can be frustrating too. You will be hearing both good news and bad news from a loved one. Plans to renovate your home may be put on hold temporarily. Family members are making you a little crazy, but you find you need them, so you will have to balance and compromise.",
"You feel like you are the flag in the middle of a giant tug of war in your family today. The best way to avoid the flap is to lay low. If you get in the middle of the flap, you may be able to help in the short term, but it will likely be stressful.",
"You are long overdue for a little fun. You may find that some form of \"edu-tainment\", like visiting a local science center, fits the bill nicely, especially if you have children. If not, and you are single, hit the mega-bookstores and browse ... for books and people!",
"Listen to that nagging little feeling that says it is long past time you had some fun. That's your inner child speaking - well, yelling, perhaps. You don't have to worry, it won't all be fun and games, you'll actually learn something important while you are playing.",
"You are going to be taking on a new leadership role in the workplace. Even if you are not promoted immediately, you will see opportunities in new projects or responsibilities that have long-term potential. Look for the hard projects, the ones with the most likelihood of bringing great changes.",
"You will find yourself getting a lot of work done today, with help from a boss, supervisor or employer whose mood goes through a positive change as a result of taking some new herbal treatment or alternative medication, perhaps even something you suggested.",
"There could be some unpleasant phone calls at work today, but if you keep your cool, you may be able to turn a serious critic into a passionate supporter. They just want to feel that someone is listening, even if you can't do much to change the status quo.",
"You really would prefer to be at home, whispering sweet nothings and eating chocolate, but responsibilities in your career keep you from warming up the home fires. If you can't get there, at least let your special someone know your feelings.",
"You may expect some sudden interest in your love life. Your friends and companions may have some wonderful suggestions for you - ask their advice. If you are single, a friend may know of someone special who would be a good fit for your lifestyle and interests.",
"may be hearing of stock options, benefits, raises and promotions today. If given the option of a raise or options, take the guaranteed money. Deferring income for options is a gamble you can't afford to take. Remember the dot-bomb? Enough said.",
"This is your day to make amends for an offense you caused someone recently. You may not quite be ready to say you were wrong, and if you are not sincere, then it may be better that you wait until you feel you truly understand the other person's point of view.",
"You will have an opportunity to explore your spirituality or religious beliefs today. You may experience a moment of enlightenment or an insight into the foundations of your beliefs, and may chose to donate time or money to a spiritually-based charity.",
"Getting from place to place today could be a challenge. You may find that people are cranky and uncooperative, they communicate in rude hand signals and are rushing about like mad hatters. Be extra patient and aware of the traffic around you today.",
"You may be looking to cheer up your significant other, or find a way to perk up their energy, and the answer may lie in an impromptu trip or that vacation you have been putting off for far too long now. You could both find it to be a healing and educational experience.",
"Your career could soon take an unexpected step forward, but before you accept that raise, promotion or special project, make sure that you have the strength and time it will take. It could prove to hold a lot of extra work or challenging conditions.");

var mar = new Array("A new friend may introduce you to a new hobby or passtime that you have overlooked before. You may find yourself taking a class or seminar with your friend.",
"It is time you considered expanding your social circle. This is a great time to meet new people, make some interesting new friends and explore new hobbies. ",
"A new technological tool or web site will greatly enhance your productivity. Taking some time away from your daily routine could help clear some room for exciting new ideas.",
"You may begin to doubt your own insecurities today. You'll read another article or see another show that casts light into a long shadow that hangs over your career and future. Follow your optimism, not your doubts. You can make things happen if you are willing to make some minor adjustments.",
"A sense of sadness or nostalgia may be hanging in the air today. Looking back is good in short doses, but too much attention on the past may bring you down. Count your blessings in the here and now.",
"You are pulled between radically contrary impulses today. On the one hand, you want to help people out. On the other, you would really like to tell them in rather pointed terms just how and why they have made their own bed and what they should do when they lie in it.",
"You have some interesting energy about you today - it's like there is an electro-magnetic cloud of mysterious, sexy energy that is pulling people into your life. If you are single, make sure you are out in a crowd where it can do the most good.",
"You may tend to get into strange arguments or weird conversations today. It seems like someone is arguing both sides of a debate, and you are hard pressed to keep up. So leave them with \"If it pleases you, then believe it\" or tell them that you simply choose to disagree.",
"Someone seems to have their hands in your pockets today and you won't be too happy about it. It will be one thing for you to choose to spend money on gifts for your loved one today, but you will resent anyone who sticks their hands out in the classic begging position.",
"There could be good news coming in from your neighborhood or community that improves your financial bottom line. You may find that your home is worth more than you thought, or a rezoning improves property values of a real estate investment.",
"Communication they say is \"the key\", but right now what it can open is Pandora's Box, or at least that's what you are fearing. Opening up does entail risks, but claming up won't make any relationship troubles go away. A bit of a blow-out might actually do you some good.",
"Don't be afraid to speak up for yourself, to say what's really on your mind, but be prepared to really listen as well. What starts as an argument could really clear the air and make for a much more intimate and loving relationship.",
"If you have been watching those \"home improvement\" shows on cable, you may think it looks really easy to tear up your home in a day or so and refinish it, but it could be harder to do that than you think. You'll have a heck of a lot of fun, but have a backup contractor handy, just in case.",
"You could be misunderstood by friends and loved ones today, but your creative powers are high. You may be working on written material or documentation of a contentious nature, so be careful when choosing your words. They may get noticed for the wrong reasons if you are not careful.",
"A family member is trying to force or coerce you into a career change or into sticking with the status quo against your will. There could be bribes, threats and guilt trips involved, all of which you have to force yourself to ignore. Follow your heart's path, not the path of least resistance.",
"You may get a bonus of some extra time off, or a \"get out of work early\" card. Use the spare time if you are a parent to put in some \"quality time\". If you are not a parent, some \"quality play time\" is what the doctor ordered. Set aside a little joy for yourself.",
"If you are a parent, you will find a helpful alternative to traditional medical treatments that will help you improve the quality of life for your children. You have a chance to dramatically improve your lifestyle through reading, study or by taking a class.",
"You have a chance to let your boss know that you have a home life, take it. Whether you confront or hint around the issue, you need a little extra time off, and you will only get it if you speak up. You have a family member who needs more of your attention.",
"You found the fine print, did you? A recent boost to your career turns out to have had some strings attached. You may have to give up some freedom or your spare time in order to get the bonus you wanted. Don't settle for a booby prize - renegotiations may be helpful to your cause.",
"You will be hearing news about a health or lifestyle problem in one of your friend's or sibling's lives. You may be tempted to stick your nose in their business to try to help, but this could backfire if you are not careful. Hold off until the afternoon before speaking up.",
"You may be feeling somewhat lonely or estranged from your love partner today - if you are single, you may find it hard to connect with new partners. If you are with someone you may find them to be curiously uncommunicative. Either way, you will find that pushing others to open up won't work right now.",
"You and your significant other will find a wild new way of communicating with each other. You are making some profound changes in your attitude towards your partnership, and you will both be excited by new and dynamic possibilities that are entering your lives.",
"Work-related travel is a hassle today and you'll be a bit sensitive where it comes to boorish, stupid drivers who cut you off. There are opportunities though, and you'll be eager to make some changes to your savings, debt load or investments.",
"You have an investment opportunity fall out of the blue, but it is not all it seems. You may be better off if you take the time to carefully study this one. It comes with some responsibilities or strings attached that may not be obvious at first.",
"You will have an interesting opportunity to travel or to take a course that takes you away from your mundane life. You feel a little distracted and sleepy at times today, and it may be hard for you to concentrate on some paperwork or a reading project.",
"The paperwork is starting to get cleared up and with a little help from friends or companions, you may find that there is an unexpected opportunity in the filling out of some kind of form or documentation today. Don't be afraid to ask for help.",
"Overdue paperwork is flying off your desk today. You have a lot of mental energy right now, because you are looking forward to getting away for a weekend holiday or retreat. You may have to make some adjustments to your plans because of changes at home.",
"You take a sudden turn into some foggy thinking today. You were going along at top speed for a while, but suddenly doubt and confusion muddy the roadway. Believe it or not, slowing down to think for a bit, to re-examine things could be a good thing.",
"You have mixed feelings today. On the outside, you are projecting warmth, compassion, empathy and confidence, but inside you have some strong doubts, particularly where it comes to your career path right now. Don't let momentary challenges get to you, they will pass.",
"Creativity, harmony and abundant attention from other people will make the day enjoyable. Your own creativity is high and you are likely to get calls from people who appreciate your abundant talents. You can make new friends today if you get out around other creative thinkers.",
"Friends and companions will bring joy and blessings into your life. Someone is likely to call you up with good news about changes in their love life, and you could be making the gossip lines heat up with some romantic news of your own pretty soon.");

var apr = new Array("A warm, friendly person may have more than merely platonic interest in you. You could be the object of a secret passion! There might be not-so secret admirers coming forward today. Some of them may be a little wilder and less stable than you like in a partner, though.",
"You have a sudden opportunity to take advantage of the good will and positive energy of the past day or so. You have wonderful opportunities to make new friends. You'll be seen by others as charming, creative, and hard-working, a winning combination!",
"An argument you had recently has radically transformed the way you view a friendship, and things seem miraculously clear today. You know where you want to go from here now. You may decide to walk away or stay friends, but it is a healing moment for both of you.",
"You have powerful insights, vivid dreams, and flashes of intuition today that can powerfully enhance your life. You are about to undergo some changes in your love life, which will add some sparkle to your eyes, and some spring to your footsteps.",
"Communication with your loved ones is difficult, especially where it comes to siblings. But if you keep at it, you will find that you are able to break through the barriers together and rebuild a much closer and more loving relationship.",
"It will be a day of great personal insights. Some of the best times of personal growth come during challenges. If you find yourself facing a difficult decision today, rejoice! You are being given a special opportunity to make a huge leap forward.",
"You are absolutely gorgeous, did you know that? If you didn't before today, you will now. People are definitely noticing you. Just watch out that all the extra attention you are getting does not go to your head. Remember, innocence is more charming than arrogance.",
"Today you may feel like you are taking two steps backward for every step you get ahead, and while there may be some truth in that, but it's not the whole story. In fact, you may benefit from stepping outside the issue for a bit - the answers you are seeking may come when you are at rest.",
"This is probably not a good day to make or plan huge changes to your finances or investments. You'll be acting dreamy and unfocused, but you'll be motivated by events in or related to your workplace or daily habits that push you to change things in a radical way.",
"Your energy is definitely coming back, because there is extra energy in the \"money\" sector of your chart. You might not be dancing quite yet, but you will be dreaming up new ways to spend money you haven't earned. Do be careful that you don't spend too much to impress someone else.",
"You may be disappointed in a coworker's performance or attitude today. They don't seem to be getting much done, and you may be the one taking the blame for the results. An older or wiser friend may be able to set them straight, if they are approached with tact.",
"You may be spending a lot of time thinking or talking about the state of your health, wellness or lifestyle today. You have a sudden urge to be more physically active, to get more exercise. This is a good thing, but remember to take it one step at a time.",
"Family members are wound up and uptight today and there isn't much you can do about that. It's not a good day for impromptu home improvements. You may find you don't enjoy the process as much as you thought and your efforts may have to be re-done later on.",
"Family members are acting a little strange or confused today. You have a hard time communicating with them, unless you keep to relatively safe topics. You may have some ideas to improve someone's health, but wait until you are asked before you offer advice.",
"It doesn't matter what your family thinks today, there are just too many romantic opportunities to pass up. You may find yourself involved with a partner that your family disapproves of but you'll enjoy yourself immensely if you allow yourself to follow your heart.",
"It will be an excellent day for partying, socializing and getting together with friends. Art, music, drama and dance are all good distractions. If you are single, it would be a major crime to sit in the house alone today. You could be missing a wonderful opportunity.",
"If you are a parent you can expect to get a lot of good news from your kids. If you are not a parent, you could be bringing home \"good marks\" on your own report cards, especially those involving your hobbies, sports, and entertainment pass-times.",
"You are likely to hear good news about your health or the health of someone you \"hang\" with. You may even be the source of a cure or alternative therapy that greatly improves a companion's life for the better. You'll also hear good feedback from a coworker you critiqued recently.",
"Today it is the younger folks who may prove the most creative and productive in the workplace, especially if you are involved in New Media or the Internet. Keep an open mind about someone's radical ideas. With their passionate support, you may be surprised what you can accomplish.",
"You want to improve your shot at getting a promotion or a plum assignment, but if you think you can do that with a last-minute crash course, think again. You may need longer than you have to prepare your research. You may have to beg more time for your deadlines.",
"Your partner wants to book an outing to some weird or prohibitively expensive place, an outing you have almost no enthusiasm for. Rather than tough it out, get some kind of quid pro quo. Today we go to the opera, tomorrow we go to the wrestling matches ... or vice versa.",
"You might find out that your partner had been keeping financial secrets from you today but the upside is there is more money in the bank than you thought. If you are single, you may find that your financial advisor was right about a key piece of advice, or that you have a raise coming soon.",
"Talking to family and close friends may help you clear your mind about an investment decision. If you talk to an astrologer though, her or she will likely tell you your first responsibility and best option for improved financial well being is to pay down credit card debt.",
"You may have to make an adjustment in your financial plans today. You may face a significant challenge because of news you hear about the credibility of your boss, employer, or a significant partner in your business plans. Stay flexible and avoid high-risk projects.",
"Finances are a sore spot in your chart right now. It is all you can do to make ends meet, and you are burning the candle at both ends. Your attitudes towards money, values, debts and finances are undergoing powerful changes. Push yourself, you can overcome the challenges.",
"You may finally be able to slide all the pieces into place so that you can take that dream vacation you have being planning for so long. You will have a lucky break that may bring in the money, free up the time, and put in place the backups you need to get away.",
"You are going to just breeze through any paperwork that is on your desk today. You are full of energy and have incredibly good ideas right now. You may find that you get to work or through a regular commute more easily than normal for some reason.",
"This is not the best day to set up a big partnership with your boss, employer or supervisor. Instead it may make more sense to get together with coworkers, friends and companions to brainstorm ideas from the \"bottom up\". You could get a lot accomplished today through creative and active listening.",
"Someone is going to give you the old \"You have to start thinking about your future\" speech. Your goals, and the expectations and idealistic goals of your parents and family, may be at odds with each other. You want to spend more time enjoying life.",
"You have a wonderful opportunity to make friends, influence people and generally be the life of the party today. If you are single, you are likely to meet someone new in your circle of friends or acquaintances. Get out into crowds of people for the best luck today.");

var may = new Array("You could make a new friend, or find out that an existing friend has spiritual healing abilities. They may be confused or uncertain about how to proceed, and seek you out for guidance. If you are not already familiar with such things, seek out information on the Internet together.",
"You'll meet strange, unusual and creative people today. You could be asked how you can help a new club, group or charity. The answer is \"better communications technology\". It's all about \"people talking to people\" today, in new ways with new technology.",
"You have a lot of wonderful mental energy in your chart right now that you can use together with your circle of friends or business associates to brighten your financial future. Get together with some good pals to brainstorm your career choices for the next year.",
"You find yourself in an introspective mood today, and can come across a lot of excellent ideas for making money, or for improving your home, residence or living conditions for a family member. Personal energy is high and you are interested in a special secret.",
"Someone is trying to push some ideas on you that conflict with your religious beliefs or sense of personal values. You may be tempted to defend your position, but that could lead to an argument. You don't have to agree in order to be a good listener.",
"You may have a sibling or coworker who is trying to get you into one of the old familiar arguments today. You can make them crazy by simply agreeing with everything they say. If that is not an option, you can always say they are right, from their own point of view.",
"You may be the center of attention today. People are looking to you for answers and ideas. You may end up in one of those \"I dunno, what do you want to do?\" discussions with a friend or companion today. Just get out and get active, and the fun will find you.",
"You could have a bit of an ego struggle or personality crisis today. Your significant other may challenge you with some aspect of your family, character or upbringing that has you questioning the validity of the strong values you hold. You will ultimately decide you know what is best in your own life.",
"Definitely leave your cash and credit cards at home again today. It's high-priced home electronics, computers and electrical appliances that are the bane of your bank balance right now. They could be faulty or have hidden \"features\" you don't like.",
"You may have a sudden moment of insight about your financial future today. You may learn something that is secret that helps you boost your income. Listen to your intuition, it can help bring in an opportunity that could bring in a lot of money.",
"You may have to cancel a trip at the last minute today due to circumstances beyond your control. You may be able to work out a new schedule with the help of an older woman who is a lot more knowledgeable and experienced in the area of travel, research or education.",
"You may have to decide whether or not to share what you know or keep your mouth shut. It may be prudent to keep quiet until you are sure that you have all the facts straight. You have an opportunity to make a positive difference, but must be tactful.",
"Your family members seem to have their knickers in a twist today. Don't take anything they say personally, they are extra touchy. So be extra patient, they aren't themselves today. You will find that it is worth the effort when they come back around.",
"Your family comes across as complicated today. You find that some of them are cranky and unreasonable while others are bending over backwards to be accommodating to you and your needs. You may decide to pay someone back for their kindness with a gift.",
"Your family is a hotbed of gender politics right now. If you are in a leadership position, listen to the grievances of the members of the opposite sex. It may sound like they are whining to you, but they may actually have a reasonable gripe.",
"You are in the mood to play, to escape your responsibilities, and you may find there are opportunities to get out of work early. You find there is a lucky break or opportunity to participate in sports, entertainment, or a get-together that improves your mood.",
"There is a playfully romantic atmosphere around you today, and you may find yourself attracted to a single parent if you are single and looking right now. If not, you and your partner could be discussing your own status as parents, and your plans for the future.",
"You have a lot of paperwork to get organized today. You can make a big impact on improving your workspace with some new furniture or devices that help you better manage your paperwork and intellectual resources. You may be considering going back to school.",
"Have fun reorganizing your workspace today. You may get new filing cabinets or be moved to a more compact space, which may require you to make a more efficient and organized system. Ultimately this will work out for the best, by forcing you to work smarter.",
"You may find that you have a great deal of additional energy today, and it would be best spent getting caught up on the chores. Avoid spending too much time on the phone today, as there could be unexpected misunderstandings or miscommunications.",
"The battle of the sexes is on big-time today as power struggles light up your house of committed partnerships. If you are married it may be one of those days you can do nothing right. If you are single, you could find yourself dealing with someone who is impossible to please.",
"Your romantic energy is white hot today. You are sexy and interesting, and most people find you utterly irresistible. If you are single, you may meet someone special whose first words are \"I don't think so!\" ... but you will not let an apparent rejection stop you.",
"There are dramatic and interesting changes in your family structure. Values are changing that will bring you closer together, at least in time. There is a bit of chaos to deal with right now, but you will sort things out together if you are patient with one another.",
"You may find that shared income, finances and investments are the source of considerable debate around the supper table this evening. You may be considering a debt reduction plan or some other way of making better use of your investments or savings.",
"Others are not terribly supportive of your world domination plans today. It's not like they don't want more money, who doesn't? But they would really rather have you, fully present and in the moment, even if only for a few hours today. Give them the gift of your undivided attention.",
"You may have a sudden interest in high technology or computers. You could be reading up on a new computer program, or considering going back to school to boost up your computer skills. A new cell phone or \"PDA\" could help you in your career.",
"Education, travel, paperwork, publicity or public relations could all prove to be beneficial to your career. You could take a leadership role in expanding other people's mental or literal horizons. You may have to make some adjustments to take full advantage.",
"A challenging moment in your career may stretch into a couple challenging days, but the news is not necessarily as bad as you fear. In fact, the more things are being restructured or reorganized the better for your long-term benefit, even if that seems tough at times right now.",
"You may get some good advice from a boss, employer or authority figure today. You will be looking at alternative health care products, but there are hidden costs and dangers right now. You need to research your options carefully - don't buy expensive therapies on impulse.",
"You have an opportunity to share your deepest dreams, wishes, or insights with a good friend today. You may realize that you and your friend have healing or teaching ability. You may decide to seek out teachers or classes in alternative healthcare or healing.",
"Your circle of friends may be expanding soon. An eclectic, unusual group of people may be crossing paths with the group of people you normally hang out with. When the collision of ideas finally dies down you may find that things have gotten a whole lot more interesting.");

var jun = new Array("You will likely be on the phone a lot today. You have a friend or companion who is suffering from some kind of health problem and they need a shoulder to cry on. You could be a hugely beneficial and healing influence for them at a stressful moment.",
"You will likely be traveling or on the phone a lot today. You are an inspiration or a source of comfort to a friend in need. Look to music, art and entertainment for ideas on ways to make someone's mood swing back into the \"positive\" direction.",
"A friend or companion may offer you a chance to travel or to go out to an educational event, lecture or seminar. If for some odd reason you find yourself on your own today, head out to the library or bookstore. You never know who you might meet along the way.",
"Your intuition could help you resolve a sudden challenge in a way that improves your life and self-esteem. The challenge will be to accept new ideas that force you to confront some long-held anxieties or issues from your childhood or teenage years.",
"Follow the anxiety or feeling of caution your inner voice is using today when it shouts \"not now!\" just as you are about to spill the beans or open up about a family secret. Avoid confiding in friends and loved ones today, especially about your love life.",
"You may find that your subconscious mind is playing tricks at times today. Your energy is likely to fluctuate a fair bit, and your mood will swing wildly from one end of the spectrum to the other. Listen to the little messages that your body is giving you today.",
"How to say this politely ... you are going to be a little bit ego-centric today. It will be all about \"me\" in your mind. So what? Let it be! Everyone needs to treat themselves now and then, and it's your turn. Don't be afraid to be a little selfish.",
"If you are feeling stress or pressure today, the answer may be simpler and closer to home than you think. What you need to do is sit down with a trusted loved one or friend and vent a little. Be sure that you offer to return the favor when it is their turn to blow off steam.",
"If you have a little extra money today, sock it away for a rainy day, put it in your savings, or pay down your credit card bills. A big celebration may be a little premature, and it could wipe out all off your gains, faster than you realize.",
"You have new money coming in soon. An authority figure or important person in your career or social circle could introduce you to someone, or share an idea, that will dramatically change your financial outlook for the better. Don't be afraid of trying new ideas.",
"Open mouth, insert foot. You may find that you are your own worst enemy today, especially if you give into your strong desire to tell it like it really is. Other folks are not in the mood to hear the truth. Wait for a better opportunity, conditions will improve.",
"It would be a good day to practice the virtue of being a good listener, because your words and ideas are apt to get you in a heap of trouble - especially with older family members. They already think they know everything, you'd only confuse them with the facts.",
"The old homestead may need some repairs. You could have a leaky roof, a problem with the weather stripping, or a problem with your garage. You may get some phone calls today that focus on a recent spiritual interest or experience you have shared.",
"You may have some trouble with some home repairs or renovations today, or with a family member who is a little cranky over some changes in your love life. Once you find your energy again, you'll be able to fix a problem and may actually increase the value of your home.",
"An authority figure or licensing official could be helpful in sorting out some confusion or legal paperwork related to your home. You could discover problems with the plumbing or require a permit to install that gigantic hot tub enclosure you wanted.",
"You are looking forward to some fun and entertainment this evening. You feel sexy and playful, and your creative fantasies are intriguing right now. If you are married and are trying to add branches to the family tree, this could be a night to remember.",
"You may find it hard to concentrate on the workday today. You'd much rather be out having a good time, and while there may be many good opportunities, you might not be able to get the time to get away. If you are a parent, your children could bring home good school news today.",
"You are so glad that the day is over that you can't wait to get out of the office today. You might be able to sneak off early, but you may decide to stay late at the last minute because there is an exciting new project that you want to be part of.",
"You have a wonderful opportunity to clean up your house, or the home of a loved one today, to get a pile of chores done, but to do it in a way that is fun and enjoyable for yourself and others. If you keep your eyes open you might even stumble across a hidden treasure.",
"Listen to a friend who offers help or advice on health issues. You may feel a little swamped just dealing with daily chores, and there is a pal who wants to help - but they may fear you'll be offended if they offer. Ask if they can help, you'll both enjoy working together.",
"Communication is the key to sorting out the differences you have with your partner. While you may disagree about how to handle a housing situation, or how to deal with a family member, you will be able to agree that something needs to be done.",
"If you want to connect with your significant other, you may consider buying them a new cell phone, or getting together for some kind of night-school class in a creative craft or hobby. Even a simple movie shared together could perk up your feelings this evening.",
"Financial planning has always been one of your biggest hobbies, and a class, course or seminar could put you in seventh heaven today. Just be sure you budget some time for your loved ones. Someone is pouting because you never pay them enough attention.",
"You and your significant other may be having challenges with some differences in your social or career commitments right now. The solution is more compromising, more communicating, more of the stuff you find pretty challenging. Consider it a growth opportunity.",
"You may feel a little frustrated because you harbor some doubts about the religious teachings you grew up with. You are starting to see that there are cracks in the logic, but the authority figures and teachers you have always relied on are keeping the gates to enlightenment tightly locked.",
"You have an opportunity to seriously improve yourself right now. You may be considering going back to school. Taking an Internet course, or taking some kind of self-help class that will dramatically increase your knowledge and boost your confidence and self-esteem.",
"You have a wonderful opportunity to boost your education today. It may be that the MBA course you wanted is now available online, or that class you wanted to take in eclectic pottery has come down in price. Something will smooth your path to a goal you have put off for far too long.",
"You have both ups and downs along your path to career and social success today. Don't take what seems to be an attack on your integrity personally - it may turn out that there has been a misunderstanding that you can leverage to your own benefit when the \"rebuilding\" or \"starting over\" phase starts.",
"You are thinking about your working conditions, career path, and finances right now, and you have some very good ideas, but they may be overly optimistic or a little too generous to other people who will be involved in your plans. A partner may be poised to take advantage of you.",
"You will hear good news from a friend, loved one, or partner today. Your own mood may be a bit feisty, especially later in the day, so remember to plug into the good will brought to you by your friends. You may be invited out for a special treat.");

var jul = new Array("A friend could confess that they have more than friendly feelings for you today. If this comes as a complete shock, that's likely because you have been in denial. If you are already spoken for, you and your partner will be decidely frisky today.",
"Friends and companions suddenly \"get\" what you have been trying to do the past little while. It is best if you are low-key about your own role, let them take credit for coming to the conclusion that you were right rather than saying \"I told you so.\"",
"You may have a sudden insight about a friend or companion that could prove to be profoundly healing today. You may come up with an interesting and novel way to get more exercise together. Music could play an important role in your sense of well being today.",
"Your spiritual gifts are starting to show, and you may discover that you have a healing gift that can bring comfort to others. You may be studying, learning, or even teaching others new ways to heal themselves through spiritual or holistic techniques.",
"Your intuition is fluctuating a bit today. You don't know whether to listen to your head or your heart, and neither one may be correct right now. Don't be led by anxiety. Keep your thoughts focused on your dreams and goals - on what you want, not what you don't want.",
"You may have some confusing experiences while meditating or during prayer today. Your spiritual energies are still at a peak, but the psychic insight you count on may not be totally reliable. You could get confusing and conflicting impressions.",
"You will be getting a bit of an ego boost today. Recent changes in your clothing, hairstyle, weight or appearance will be getting noticed. You are high in the \"magnetic attraction index\" today. Your attitude or value system could be changing as a result. Suddenly it is a different world.",
"Today you may have to project personal confidence that you really don't feel. You want to believe in yourself, but old mental programs keep popping up to keep you from manifesting your potential. Grit your teeth and move forward through it, your spirits will soon perk up.",
"Money makes your head go round - but not the world. Not today. You may be rich or poor or somewhere in the middle, but it is your attitudes towards, and ideas about money that are being put to the test. Do your beliefs in this area really serve your best interests?",
"Financial opportunities are really good right now, so it is important to stay focused. That may be challenging right now because you are a bit mentally scattered, particularly where it comes to creative ways to make and spend your money.",
"Today the troubles you have in getting from one place to the other are more likely to be self-caused. You'll be distracted, prone to daydreaming, and are generally something of a road hazard. If you don't have to drive, then don't drive at all. If you do, pay extra attention!",
"You have some interesting opportunities to speak your mind today, but it might be a good idea to be very tactful about a romantic matter. You will be tempted to let someone have it right between the eyes, and they may well deserve it - but it is the outcome that matters, right?",
"A family member needs to be brought down to earth - or they think you do. Either way, there is likely to be a confrontation with a bit of an \"ego\" overtone. You can avoid it by getting everyone to focus on shared needs, chores or on a home-improvement project.",
"You will be called on by a loved one or relative who needs your help sorting out a personal problem or relationship. The problem is that they are too wound up in the problem, or their perception of it. You will get a wonderful sense of accomplishment as you help them work it out.",
"Family and friends will be buzzing with concerns about changes they don't want to face right now. Someone has to make a big adjustment and they are being a bit of a baby about it. It is up to you to give the \"Look, it could be a lot worse\" speech to lighten them up.",
"You may hear of a dispute involving a child or a romance. There is a real \"He Said She Said\" atmosphere in the air right now. The men and the women in your family, in your life, can't seem to agree \"What is best\" for someone. You can speak up and say \"Why not let them decide that?\"",
"You want to have some fun, and someone will call up with an opportunity to get out to a sporting or entertainment event you have been eager to see. You may have to take a little time off or leave early if you want to get where you are going on time.",
"Push your goals, ideas and aspirations in the workplace today - you have an awesome idea that will bring together two \"sides\" of the company or organization, an idea with a lot of money-making potential. You may be spending much of the day thinking about or talking to your spouse and/or business partners.",
"You will be eager to get out of bed and get to the daily chores today. You have a lot of good ideas, and the authority figures you have to deal with right now are supporting your ideas and ambitions. Make the most of an unexpected opportunity to bend an important ear.",
"You may wish you could escape the office today. Your energies will be much more active for play and distraction than they will be for focused work or hard labor. You may be able to finagle some free time over lunch or after work for a sporting event.",
"Your workplace conditions or career prospects get a boost today, but you may be distracted by romantic entanglements. Your partner wants you to be even more assertive, and you feel that things are flowing along just fine. You'll work it out.",
"You hear good news about your love life today. You could receive a romantic call, letter or email from someone who tells you that you are the \"light of my life\". You may be incredibly energetic and impulsive right now, so play a little safer.",
"Keep an open mind about alternative healthcare options today. Someone may seem a little \"preachy\" but they really just are so excited about the positive changes in their life that they can't help but tell anyone who will listen about their latest new find.",
"You may hear or read of something that puts you into significant doubt as to the veracity of your cherished beliefs or values. It may be hard to face a crisis of faith just now, but once you go through it, you will find that your new found spiritual foundation is stronger than ever.",
"Leave the plastic at home if you want to avoid making impulsive purchases that you cannot afford. You may find yourself drawn to big-ticket items for the home, electronic items that break down easily or that fail to live up to the promises made in their advertising.",
"You may be forced by changes to education or travel plans to have another look at your finances. You may be surprised to find additional sources of income or hidden wealth right in your own back yard. Relationships and romance will be picking up too.",
"You may be getting a lot of unusual calls featuring connections between the people in your career, and friends or those you meet with socially on a regular basis. People are full of excitement and energy today. One of your friends may be in a new romance.",
"The workplace is likely a little stressful due to gender politics. If things haven't been equitable between the men and women you work with, an injustice or unfairness involving payment or time-off allowances may have to be dealt with today.",
"You are going to be changing personal roles in the workplace. This could be a promotion, but it has more of a \"sideways\" feel about it - as though you are being asked to take on a new role - but may not be offered money or a better title - at least not yet. Make sure it is not more work for the same salary!",
"Friends are friendlier today. In fact, if you are single, one of your social circle is preparing a heart-stopping, life-changing introduction that could put some serious mojo into your love life. Don't be afraid to take them up on the offer of a blind date.",
"A friend could call up with interesting and positive news, but it could be one of those social occasions that requires a pricey present or gift, something like a shower or wedding. You may have to be creative in finding an affordable way to express a sentiment.");

var aug = new Array("There may be more older friends in your circle of friends, and you may be thinking about ways to combine fun with exercise to improve your health and wellness. You could be taking up yoga, sports, or starting a simple walking club.",
"A friend of yours could come over looking for advice or guidance today. You know that they have to make some significant adjustments to their lifestyle, and are not quite sure how to say it. This could be your chance to finally get it off your chest.",
"A friend or companion has decided that your unsolicited advice or feedback has merit after all, and they will be expressing their appreciation together with some sheepish apologies most likely. Do your best to be gracious and understanding, it's not easy to admit you're wrong.",
"You may get an unusual or innovative insight during meditation or a relaxing moment today. Write down the ideas that come to you today, because they may have a lot of value for you later on, even though they might not make sense at the moment.",
"Keep your thoughts and impressions to yourself today. If others are foolish enough to press you, they may be offended by your frank assessment of their shortcomings. And you could come to regret your blunt honesty when cooler heads prevail.",
"You may have strange dreams or visions today, and if you pay special attention to the symbolism, you may find that there is a message for you about your health. If you can't figure it out, your angels are telling you that you need to shake your booty more often.",
"You will be excitable, energetic and interesting to others today. You have a lot of energy and want to play, but you may have to spend a lot of time on unwanted paperwork due to the actions or incompetence of others. Once you clear that out of the way, you'll be able to enjoy yourself.",
"You may be feeling a bit uncertain about yourself today, a little moody, and it will show. What you need to focus on are your interests, upcoming travel, a good book, or in learning something new that will help you be more active, secure and productive.",
"Someone in your family is suffering financially, but they don't know how to reach out for help. If they won't accept your money, you can help them in a number of other ways. Maybe you can leave some money in a blank envelope in their mailbox? Or offer to send over a meal or two?",
"You have even more good money news coming in today. You may have invested in an art object, painting or in someone's talents, and those efforts are bearing fruit. If you are an artist or musician you are likely to hear good news soon about your career.",
"There is a family member in trouble and you may be called upon to help them out. Be firm, a little \"tough love\" may be called for, especially if drugs or alcohol turn out to be part of the picture. You have financial opportunities, but check them out carefully.",
"You need to talk with someone, not yell at someone. You may be frustrated with their behaviour, but if you want them to listen to you, you are going to have to reciprocate. A coworker expects too much of you, or vice versa today, or perhaps it is a mutual thing?",
"You are going to have to make an adjustment in your attitude towards someone you care for. Have you done everything you could? Or have you done too much? Only you can decide where the proper balance lies. Don't let someone demanding come between you and your loved ones.",
"A relative could offer unsolicited and unwelcome criticism of your physical appearance or wardrobe today. If you are dealing with an unpleasant loved one, it may help if ask what the \"real\" issue is before you get upset. It looks like they are taking out their insecurities on you.",
"You may be forced to take a sterner, more authoritarian role in your family because an old patriarch or matriarch is no longer capable of dealing with the madness. You want to be nice to everyone but it won't work. You have to put your foot down.",
"Artwork, entertainment devices, and recreational tickets are better bargains today. You will find you have more time, energy and money for self-enjoyment than you have had recently, and you really do need some extra time out to relax and recreate yourself.",
"It's definitely a \"play day\" for your sign. You won't much feel like working, getting chores done, or getting anything organized. A trip in the car with the radio blaring loud could be just the ticket to chase away any sad corners in your mind.",
"There are changes coming in your family. Someone may be pregnant, or is about to announce an adoption has finally come through. The energy is warm and forgiving today. If you are estranged from a loved one, this may be the perfect day to call up to make amends.",
"You may be thinking about healthcare, wellness, or the lifestyle you favor at the moment when it dawns on you that you really need to spend more time in physical activity. A competitive sport could be a huge boost to your self-confidence too.",
"That new hobby or pass time that you are interested in should not be fodder for discussion at the watercooler for some reason. Someone may feel that a person in your position should have more \"corporate\" interests. They are dead wrong, but you have a reputation to consider.",
"You and your significant other need to get together today, but it may not be the best day to work on those overdue chores. This is one day where procrastinating could be a good thing. You both need a break. If you are single, you may find yourself driving just for the fun of it today.",
"Your love life is white-hot today. You are full to brim with the energies of life, and there are ample opportunities for you to share those energies with your love partner today. If you are single, just step outside. You could quite literally trip over someone special today.",
"If you are not yet investing, get out to the library or to the local bookstores and pick up one of those \"Dummies\" books on investing over the Internet. Make sure you know what you can risk before you start. You have some possibly lucrative money ideas today.",
"Finances, debts, investments, and the challenges of raising a family all combine to bring both challenges and rewards today. Someone may present with a health problem, perhaps a case of the flu or a cold, and you may have to set aside time to help them cope.",
"You want to upgrade or renovate your home or apartment but there could be problems with the financing, especially if it is a big project. If you stay positive and focused, you may find an alternative method that costs a lot less money.",
"You will have an opportunity to travel for pleasure, take a vacation, or sign up for a class or lesson in some form of creative art or skill. You may find yourself drawn to people from different cultures as you look for visual inspiration.",
"Today you may feel compelled to travel, or find yourself traveling unexpectedly. You will have a very high energy level, and may feel anxious if you are not able to work it off. Get some exercise, get out into the great outdoors if you are able - you will enjoy the workout.",
"You may be feeling frustrated in your career right now. It seems that just when you think you are hitting your stride, you get whacked with a new round of challenging changes. Go with the flow and see where it leads you. You could find yourself in someplace interesting.",
"You may be feeling a bit under the weather, and you don't really want to go out, but there is a social or career-related function you must attend. Despite your feelings at first, the potential is good for you to make a good impression. There may be a promotion in it for you.",
"You have an opportunity to make new friends today. You sparkle, and that's attractive to the people you will meet. Some of these folks will tend to be on the \"techie\" or unusual side, but don't let appearances fool you. They are not as flighty as they appear.",
"You'll have wonderful opportunities to make friends and meet new people today. Your energy is a lot more fun-loving and upbeat, and you enjoy any challenges you face. You and your significant other are overdue to be spoiled. If you are looking for a treat, consider a spa treatment or massage.");

var sep = new Array("A friend or companion could reveal a hidden crush today, on you or on another companion. Either way, you are likely to be pleased by romantic news shared by friends. Do be careful driving, though, as you may find people are kind of distracted on the road.",
"Unusual and exciting new friends may have wild secrets or bizarre hobbies. You will find that people are suddenly coming into and out of your life right now. Avoid the online chat rooms today. They will be full of people with some strange ideas.",
"Career options are changing, and you may find that you have strange or unusual new opportunities that allow you to express your creativity. Keep an open mind when a really wild idea comes to mind. You may be looking at a change in careers.",
"You have an intuitive flash that leads you to financial benefits today. You may also find yourself drawn to more structured expressions of religious faith as a result of a positive spiritual or religious experience. You may find that your intuition or spiritual ability is strong today.",
"You really want to make some big changes, but you are not sure what to do just yet. You may spend some time at home today building up some part of your home or property. You may have some frustration with some paperwork or legal documentation today.",
"Listen to your intuition where it comes to your health, wellness or daily schedule today. If you push yourself too hard on your chores you may find you are a tad clumsy or accident-prone because you want to push through things too quickly.",
"Your talent really shines today.  Now is the time for you to step up and take center stage.  You may have a challenge deciding just which opportunities to pursue.",
"Other people may seem like they are deliberately getting in your way.  But they are really just following their own ambitions and concerns.  Try to have some compassion for some one who seems unreasonable or agitated today.",
"You could get swept away today if you fall prey to an urge to follow the crowd.  Whether they are irrationally exuberant or are unreasonably fearful, large groups of people will tend to follow the wrong instructions or facts right now.",
"You may find that you get a little bit of extra money from a rebate, returned items, or a refund on one of your  utility bills.  Pay special attention to your bills right now, there may be a way for you to lower your monthly payments.",
"You may be feeling a little lonely or out of touch today.  It may be up to you to reach out to others if you want to change the status quo.  If you can't think of any one, then consider volunteering or reaching out to that lonely looking person in the coffee shop.",
"This could be a great day to go back to pen and paper.  You may find computers and electronic devices are slow, unstable, and downright unhelpful.  This is not the best day to install new computer hardware, networking, or to buy new communications devices.",
"You may end up having something of a tough day if you have to spend much of it around family members or loved ones today. Someone just does not want to deal with some needed medical or healthcare concerns, and you may find it impossible to stay silent.",
"Your family has dropped the other shoe. All that affection you have been getting has some strings attached. It may include a lot more work than you expected. Time to hunt around for the responsible parties and get them to ante up some time, money or resources to help.",
"Your family seems to have developed split personalities and a mood-swing problem today. Everyone seems confused and out of sorts, even though there is some very good news flying around. The older members of your family may need some breathing room.",
"You will be possessed of unusually lucky energy today. While only a rare few will win big on the lottery, more than a few members of your sign will be the recipients of surprise trips, free offers, coupons and small gambling wins. You will get blessings from children, travel and educational opportunities.",
"You may come across some challenging but helpful information today, most likely in a book, newspaper or on the Internet. If you have a child, or there are children in your family suffering from a health challenge, you could find a new solution today.",
"You are likely to be doing a lot of chores today, and while that does not sound like a lot of fun, don't be surprised if you enjoy it. You have an opportunity to clear a lot of the little jobs off your plate, and that will leave a great feeling of satisfaction.",
"Some concerns that you have with your home or family will be eased by good news that comes from the workplace. Good news about your general health or well being may also be indicated. There may be some stress in your family, however.",
"You and your partner may disagree about a health or lifestyle issue. You should be careful to analyze your reactions right now - you could react from the wrong space and are strongly resisting a change that would really be in your own best interest.",
"You and your significant other are both a little cranky today, especially where it comes to your individual commitments to careers versus your time together. You need some time off together, but maybe not today. You may enjoy some recreation, him at the game and her at the spa, perhaps?",
"If you are single, you will have a wonderful opportunity to meet someone special today. Look in your circle of friends for chances to meet new people. If you are married, expect some warm and romantic moments. You can really connect with your partner right now.",
"You have a lucky impression today that could bring in investment income in the future, or are hearing about the possibility that there is an upswing in the financial fortunes of the company you own or work for. If you are looking for work, you may have a lucky meeting today.",
"Talk to your circle of \"personal advisors\" - people you know who are older, wiser and more experienced - before you make a rash decision about an investment issue. You could find there are hidden charges, or a hidden agenda on the part of a broker or agent you are dealing with.",
"Take your wallet and dump out the credit cards, cheque book and anything more than spare change that you may need for the day. Leave the plastic at home if you want to avoid making a costly mistake. You are vulnerable to impulsive purchases that you cannot afford.",
"Opportunities are flowing out of the information or education you got this weekend. You will find yourself being placed in a position of authority as a result of knowledge you have sought out on your own. Travel plans bring interesting opportunities.",
"Your personal horizons are expending, and you may be drawn to travel and further education. It's a wonderful day to work on any outstanding paperwork that may be sitting around, or to plan for a future vacation. There are romantic possibilities in store.",
"This is not a good time to confront a loved one or relative about their lack of ambition of late. You may be coming across a little more harshly than you intend, in part because you are worried about them, but in part because you feel you are holding the bag.",
"You may decide to spend some spare time tidying up and polishing your resume in your spare time. Whether you are actively looking for work or not, your chart speaks of paperwork, life-altering career choices and personal creativity. You may be writing for pleasure or for work.",
"You can learn a lot from your friends and companions today. They will be excited, full of strange and interesting ideas. You may find that people have very unusual ideas, particularly the older males in your family. Be careful when dealing with older men today.");

var oct = new Array("You will be in demand in social circles, because you are chatty, exciting and full of wild ideas today. You have an opportunity to make new friends today, but they may be dramatically different from your normal circle of friends and companions.",
"You may wonder if your friends are avoiding you today, but it is likely that they are just busy with their own chores or family issues. In the evening, people who seemed to be ignoring you all of a sudden are putting demands on your time and attention.",
"It's a high-energy day for you. The best way to spend the energy is on multiple \"brainstorming\" sessions together with friends, coworkers and associates who share your ideals and interests. They may be able to help you figure out how to make more money.",
"The truth is within. You are realizing that the experts and the gurus aren't any more intelligent than you are, and you may be more \"wise\" in the ways that matter. Trust what you know to be true, deep down in your heart. A thimble of common sense today is worth a ton of over-educated claptrap.",
"Your intuition is good today, especially where it comes to your home, loved ones, and family members, but don't offer any unsolicited advice. People are especially unlikely to be receptive to your suggestions if they involve criticism.",
"Your thoughts and words seem out of sync with each other right now. You struggle with your feelings, and are overwhelmed with contradictory emotions. Go with the flow - but be aware it is easy to get too carried away, especially when you get into arguments.",
"You may find yourself torn between a book, lecture or class purely for fun or selfish interests and something aimed at building your career. Haven't you been working a little too hard lately anyway? Is there any reason you can't have a little fun while you learn?",
"A family member could offer opinions or criticisms of your appearance or personality today, and while that may be unpleasant, the real issue is not what happened today, but goes way back to their childhood, or yours. If you are dealing with an intractable loved one, ask yourself what the real issue is.",
"Financial changes are coming your way. You may be waiting for an overdue cheque, or dealing with unexpected bills when you come across a tempting bargain. Antiques are good deals today but new and exotic electronics are likely to be troublesome.",
"Money makes the world go round, and you are spinning with excitement. A gamble of some kind has paid off in a good luck streak. You should not sink the life savings into a trip to a local casino today, but a little bit of intuition could lead you to an amazing \"win\" or \"lucky find\".",
"Communication, travel and paperwork are all possible trouble areas today. Stay out of the rush-hour traffic jam if you can by taking an alternate route. But before you do that check with the local radio station to make sure there are not unexpected detours.",
"Someone may call and trigger an argument when they suggest that you are not carrying your fair share of the family burdens. It's not likely to sit well with you, because you were thinking the very same thing about someone else, yet you held your feelings back ... at least until now.",
"A loved one, friend or parent may disapprove of your lifestyle or chosen mate, or there may be some small falling out with your in-laws. It is best you focus on the positive and that you stick to what makes you happy. Your life is your own!",
"Be careful in making changes to your home, or in challenging opinions within your family. Someone is sticking to their old ideas, and the facts are irrelevant to them. If it is not vital to your immediate needs, why bother arguing?",
"Your relatives and loved ones are out of it right now. If you were counting on someone's help with home chores today, expect to be disappointed. Don't blame them though, blame the stars. You won't get anywhere by nagging or cajoling. Bribery might work.",
"You may find that it helps if you set down a more structured schedule for yourself right now. You like spontaneous things, but you may benefit from having a regular, stable schedule for a change. You may be considering going back to school or taking a trip that has to be carefully planned.",
"You have got to set aside some time for fun and play today, no matter how that challenges your schedule. You may be spending a lot of time on the phone setting up recreational opportunities with your friends and companions, but it will be worth it, especially if you all have kids.",
"You have an opportunity to change something about the home or workplace. Dramatic, sudden chances can actually work to your favor. The main roadblock will come in the form of a partner or an openly competitive coworker who decides their ideas are better.",
"Health plans and benefits packages are likely topics of discussion at the workplace. You may hear good news soon. If you are a manager, looking for a way to motivate staff and promote job loyalty, talk to an insurance agent about improving the benefit plan for your workers.",
"The workplace will be exciting and interesting but just a little chaotic right now. Everyone seems to have wild ideas, and they are all running around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to get the higher-ups to notice them. This is not the best day for new creative projects though.",
"Sudden communications between partners and close friends bring equal amounts of joy and challenges. You may have to decide between a pleasant outing and one of duty and responsibility. That will be a hard choice especially if the latter involves \"in-laws\".",
"It will be an incredibly dreamy, idealistic and romantic day today. If you are single, you will have lots of chances to meet interesting new people. You may find them in art galleries, theatres, music stores and other places where creative people gather.",
"You could have some fun at a family get-together soon. You may be asked to help out a relative who can't afford to maintain their home properly. While that seems a lot like \"chores\" it could actually turn out to be far more enjoyable than you think.",
"You are not feeling terribly sure of yourself today, particularly where it comes to shared resources or responsibilities. But if you gather up your courage, you may find that you do have allies who can help you turn a potentially challenging problem into an opportunity.",
"Your family members are likely to be on the phone a lot today. Someone has good news about a financial partnership or inheritance to share. You may be tempted to spend a lot of money on some recreational pursuit - be careful to avoid using credit cards right now.",
"You may have one of those mad \"aHA!\" moments where the answer to a money problem hits you like a bolt out of the blue. Keep a tape recorder or notepad with you so you can write down any strange or sudden ideas today - they could come and go like wildfire.",
"Travel plans will likely change mid-stream today so if you are commuting, keep an eye out for detours. You may also find there are roadblocks and delays involving paperwork, studies and research as well. Keep an open mind and heart, you may find there are odd blessings along the way.",
"You may be invited to a dinner party or gathering that puts you into a better social circle, but you may be nervous about meeting some important person. Don't worry so much - just be yourself. You'll make a better impression if you are not so self-conscious.",
"If you recently had some setbacks today you may be able to find ways to make up for it. You have an opportunity to make money out of someone's misfortunes, your own or someone else's. Don't feel too bad about that - someone has to, and you are helping after al!",
"If a friend walked out in anger yesterday, today she is likely to walk back in, somewhat sheepishly. Turns out you were dead right on and she can't deny that now. If she did take your advice, chances are she's headed for recovery and you'll feel good about that.",
"Friends and associates come back around and are suddenly and unexpectedly on your team instead of being on your back. You may find that they are anxious to make up for past indiscretions, or have ideas for improving their relationship with you.");

var nov = new Array("You may find that you are both making and losing friends today. You and your significant other could be arguing and agreeing at the same time. You can expect the unexpected from the people in your life, as well as people that you meet on the street.",
"You will be forgiven if you wonder what planet people are coming from today. They may seem mad and happy at the same time. They will be almost literally bouncing off the walls in places. While that's highly entertaining, it may also be frustrating at times.",
"Friends and lovers are the theme again today. While yesterday there was some concern about alcohol, today, someone is acting erratic or unstable. A friend could rescue you from a painful drama by pulling you away from the table at just the right moment.",
"Someone could reveal a secret about themselves which proves helpful in healing a hidden emotional scar. You would greatly benefit from being able to confide some of your own hidden fears and anxieties to a loved one or trusted counselor today.",
"You are in the middle of some confusing or unsettling experience today when the solution you are grasping for just explodes into your mind. It may involve disappointing others or saying \"no\" to unreasonable expectations, but you'll feel good about your choices.",
"Misunderstandings are likely today. The people you live next to, live with, or work with are a bit cranky. It's been a tough three or four days for everyone and nerves are frayed. You can help by staying out of the middle of everyone's little problems.",
"Your mind is a bit of a whirl today and you may find yourself saying the most radical things - things you had no plans to share with others. That's okay. People won't think you have lost your mind. They may marvel at the creative thoughts you've been hiding, though.",
"There are good financial aspects today, but you lack confidence in your ideas. You need to project an aura of self-assured calm, because there are opportunities that you can take advantage of. Don't let minor short-term setbacks shake your cool.",
"It would not be funny right now if I told you someone broke into your bank account and spent all your money on foolish presents that were not wanted by the recipients. It would be even less funny if it turned out it was you who did it! You need to keep your objectivity today.",
"You have the most amazing luck ferreting out bargains today, especially where it comes to home entertainment and electronics. There may be a big sale near the airport or in one of those huge discounters. You may also be hearing good news about your income.",
"You could be having some \"love-hate\" moments with a sibling or close friend today. They want you to do all the changing, but true friendship means compromise. This may not be the best day to get across the \"win-win\" concept to them, especially over the phone.",
"You may face some challenges with gender politics in your family. There is some inequality or unfairness in the way children are treated because of their gender, and while you may feel it is important to step in, remember you'll be landing in \"the middle\".",
"You could be having problems with an upgrade or renovation to your home today, especially if you are one of those \"Do It Yourselfers\". Now is not the time to be near any sharp or heavy implements or power tools. Leave that kind of thing to the experts.",
"You may have an interesting and unexpected insight that has you considering a move or change in residence. You should be aware that you are likely to be heavily influenced by things you see or read on the Internet today, so take a few days to make up your mind on any new information.",
"If you are married, keep your significant other and your family members in separate corners today if possible. Everyone is likely to be a bit moody and a small snap could get blown into something bigger than it would ordinarily be. Try to be patient with your parents today if they are acting oddly.",
"It's a day for play, but you may be tempted into forms of recreation that you cannot afford. This is a day when you do not have to break the budget to have a good time. Look for something less expensive than a trip to the theme park, for example. The beach will be cheaper and ultimately more fun.",
"A hobby or recreational pursuit could change your life. You may find yourself being drawn to children or children's activities right now. Your energy is high and you need a physical outlet for it. You may be talking to a doctor or healthcare provider about lifestyle changes and physical fitness.",
"You will be a whirlwind of energy today, throwing everything together and tearing it apart, getting that mountain of chores down to molehill size again. You may find that there is a side benefit from all this activity - you give your heart and muscles a much-needed workout.",
"You will be focused on getting the job done, whether you work, own a business or stay at home. Getting \"the chores\" out of the way will make some room and time for loved ones or older relatives who may visit unexpectedly. You may be hearing good news about someone's retirement plans.",
"You may be playing nursemaid again, and this time you may be bandaging heart, spirit or soul as well as body and mind. Someone you care about is struggling with a religious or spiritual crisis and is reaching out to you for help you don't feel qualified to give.",
"Your mate or partner may be insisting you \"settle down\", or vice versa. Somehow there will be issues involving commitment, stability, security and-or the children in your lives. Communication is the key - talking things out will actually help, give it a try!",
"There are romantic aspects and opportunities today but you cannot expect your family members and parents to be supportive of your choices or love life right now. Friends and companions may introduce you to people who are outside your normal range of experience.",
"You have a lot of extra energy today. You may be considering taking a more active role in investing, but be aware that this sudden burst of interest in the world of financial investing may not last too long. Make sure that you have an exit strategy.",
"Keep your hands on your pocketbook today, and if there are any last-minute sales pitches, or a bargain that has to be had \"now or never\", go for \"never\". It won't be the deal that it seems to be, especially if the sales pitch comes from someone you know.",
"Avoid spending large sums of money today, especially on entertainment diversions. You may hear some challenging news that turns into a financial blessing in disguise in the long run. A short-term setback could put you in touch with a valuable person.",
"You may be fiddling around with telephone or computer equipment today. The pesky devices seem to be giving you digital raspberries at the moment. If you can put off a network installation or the purchase of a new home computer, that might make the day go more smoothly.",
"You have a lot of really interesting creative ideas right now. You are in the mood to make some really big changes, but not everyone around you is so hot for change. You may have to make some changes or compromises because you don't see the whole picture right now.",
"This is a special day in the history of your career. You face an important choice. Will you follow what you feel is right for you, or will you sacrifice your dreams for the desires of another? A friendly advisor could help you decide.",
"The workload looks pretty brutal right now. You have responsibilities that are taking you away from the attention you need to pay to your love life. If you are single, you need more time out. If you are married, you need to spend more quality time with your partner.",
"You are still attracting people like iron filings to a magnet. You may in fact find that there are too many people looking for your undivided attention. They will have to settle for some divided attention, because you are going to be awfully busy just juggling your schedule.");

var dec = new Array("It's time for a serious sit-down conversation with some friends. You have some long-term plans to make and it is friends, associates and companions who can help you decide which path to take. It is also possible that you could hear from an old friend who has been out of touch.",
"You will be communicating your fears and worries with a friend or companion today who will be helpful in sorting out your concerns. Don't be afraid to admit that you are afraid sometimes. Who isn't? You may find that the wisdom you needed is closer than you thought.",
"Friends and companions will be calling and emailing you with exciting news today. You may be getting news of someone's good grades, acceptance into college, or a change of housing or residence that sets them up for much more secure living conditions.",
"You have a lot of physical energy right now and it is pouring into the spiritual sectors of your chart. You could have some kind of religious or spiritual epiphany or breakthrough that leads you to new horizons in your spiritual life and understanding.",
"You have a challenging spiritual insight today, a moment of clarity that forces you to change, revise, or update what you believe about yourself and the world around you. You are making some dramatic changes to your lifestyle as a result of dreams, prayer or meditation.",
"You will be extremely impulsive and anxious today and may not understand why. You have a lot of new information to process and your subconscious mind is working overtime. Be sure to give yourself plenty of breaks and rest time and you'll pull through any challenges.",
"Your efforts to change your image are having better results now. Someone's advice has hit home. You are starting to see the message you were avoiding. You have to put a little more effort into listening to the feedback or coworkers who have been hinting for changes.",
"You will have a strong personal presence today, but you could come across as something of a steamroller, especially where it comes to relatives, especially your significant other and their parents, or your own. Be patient, they will be feeling unusually anxious today.",
"You are taking control back on the financial ups and downs you have experienced the past few days. You want to be the one to make the decisions, to take control. While there are still challenges, there are optimistic signs in the workplace that give you heart.",
"Wheeee! The money wheel is still spinning in your financial sectors. Just make sure you don't follow a crowd of lemmings over a financial cliff. Follow your own intuition where it comes to investment advice, particularly involving arts and entertainment businesses.",
"You seem to have a hard time putting your thoughts into words today. There are times when your head says one thing and your mouth seems to want to say something else. Take long breaks if you are working on any important presentation or paperwork today.",
"Can you think of a good reason to have an argument? Maybe, and maybe not, but you may find yourself getting into a \"War au Verbiage\" today, and believe it or not, it could actually be empowering. If you normally \"fight\", try listening. If you normally \"flee\" ... then stand your ground.",
"There are danger signals in the family area, but your own intuition and communication skills could help avert a major trauma. Just be prepared to act quickly and don't be surprised when someone drops a major bombshell. There are secrets about to be revealed.",
"You may be thinking about moving. Your home suddenly no longer feels like \"you\" and you need new space. You may be able to get around this with a radical redecoration, but it may be costly, or you may find that you don't really like it a week down the road.",
"Someone in your extended family may be acting tense or a little judgmental today. You can help by being patient, listening, but sticking firm to what you know is in your best interests. You have to live with the choices you make, and they likely don't.",
"If you want your partner to be more sexy, indulge their desire to talk today. You could find yourself drifting into some pretty sexy conversations. You may also be talking about the possibility of bringing more children into your family. You'll be highly creative today.",
"Find some recreational activity, sport or entertainment event that involves your whole family and you will also solve a \"problem child\" situation. The truth is that the little one is acting out because they want attention. So give it to them! They deserve it, after all.",
"You may hear of an opportunity to invest through your work. Stock options or market tip rumors may be floating about the office. You may also have a chance to chat with a coworker about shared spiritual or financial interests. You could be discussing some \"moonlighting\".",
"You may be offered a trip, but now is not the time to go. Today, you will have tremendous potential to greatly improve your work life, health and well-being if you stay at home, stay on the job, or stay focused on the core values and investments that most matter to you.",
"You may need to have a visit with the doctor or a health-care professional, but if you are worried about the budget, it may pay to hold back a couple days. You could be given some costly advice. Just because you are making a little more money does not mean you want it to go right out the window.",
"You may wonder if your partner has lost his or her mind today. They'll seem to be flying all over the place. Have a little patience, tolerance or understanding. If you are single, this is not the best night to be out on the prowl for a serious partner, and be cautious of any \"one night stands\".",
"Your love life has your head spinning at the moment. While you have some wonderful opportunities to transform your life in a positive way, you are a little afraid to make the commitments needed to take things to the next level. It will be an enjoyable dilemma though.",
"You will be spending some time reflecting on life's deeper meaning today. Something will put your mental energies in the direction of religion, birth, death, renewal, taxes and the general meaning of life. You are re-evaluating who you are in terms of what you believe.",
"A sudden and dramatic change in your financial picture could greatly help your short-term prospects, but you are still dealing with some challenging transits in the house of \"debts\". You'll have a chance to do something about that now - you'll regret it if you don't get those debts down or those savings up.",
"A sudden change in your financial status could help your short-term prospects, but you are dealing with challenging transits in the house of debts. You will have a chance to change something about that now - you will regret it if you don't work to get debts down or savings up.",
"You have a strong ability to absorb information today. Paperwork, research and travel tends to go well. You may be able to go back to school or to travel with some financial assistance or the encouragement of someone who is older and more experienced.",
"There will be opportunities for learning that come to you as a result of your career. Changes in your field or work sector may demand some kind of re-education, and if that is the case, your employer may actually offer to cover the costs.",
"Focus on having a good time today, but don't get too swept away by the celebrations. Take some time to spend with your significant other away from the extended family. There is only so much of you to go around. A creative compromise could help.",
"If you have to work today you may find that people are acting a little oddly today, or that they are hard to get in touch with. You may soon have an opportunity to make extra money or to participate in some kind of investment plan.",
"An argument you had recently has radically transformed the way you view a friendship, and things seem miraculously clear today. You know where you want to go from here now. You may decide to walk away or stay friends, but it is a healing moment for both of you.",
"You have a sudden opportunity to take advantage of the good will and positive energy of the past day or so. You have wonderful opportunities to make new friends. You'll be seen by others as charming, creative, and hard-working, a winning combination!");

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