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var jan = new Array("You'll feel playful, excited and motivated today, and can get a lot of work done. If you have children, you may hear of greatly positive changes in their lives or educational efforts. The ones you love have had some obstacles to overcome and this has made them stronger.",
"Listen to that little voice of intuition that sends you off after an unexpected financial opportunity. Your creative skills may come to play in a project that has money-making potential. Let yourself be guided by your intuition. Dreams will be wild tonight.",
"There is an amazingly good aspect in your \"love and family\" sectors right now - if you have been trying to start a family or add to one, now is the time to get busy with your, uhm, \"expansion plans\". One thing you may be overlooking is the cost, of course.",
"Expect good news from your office or in a health-related matter. You could soon be looking at a raise, bonus, or the installation of a health-benefit package through your workplace. The weekend chores go smoothly today and you could be investigating a new investment class.",
"You will be looking at your business budget, or the boss is looking at the department budget. Either way, there is a loan or increase coming your way, but it may be at the expense of another department or project. The office politics could be a challenge, but you want the dough!",
"You may be booking an appointment with a doctor or homeopath soon. Be careful to listen carefully to what is said. You have a tendency to only half listen today, and that could have an adverse effect on your treatment and well being. Be especially careful when mixing herbs and pharmaceuticals right now.",
"You are even hotter today than yesterday. Unforgettable energy is pouring from your love sectors, and if you have been waiting for a good day to make a secret passion known, this is about the best chance you are going to get. You will attract attention no matter where you go.",
"It is important to think through your words before speaking today, especially where it comes to your significant other. They may be touchy or prone to hearing things you didn't intend to say. If you are patient and understanding you can resolve any misunderstandings.",
"You'll get some good news that could ease your disappointment at a recent letdown involving an investment deal or partnership. A partner will help you sort out the confusion. Get the agreement on paper, as there could be misunderstandings down the road.",
"You have an opportunity to make some money in the stock market or through other forms of investing. If you are new to such things, your biggest luck will come through older, more experienced friends and associates who can show you the ropes.",
"You may be one of those overly-cautious drivers that drive everyone crazy today. If you can't keep up the pace, stay off the highway today. Seriously, you do need to be more aware - but being timid is worse than being aggressive. Do anticipate delays on the roads as well.",
"If your work involves the media, publication or large volumes of paperwork, you are going to find this to be a confusing and frustrating day, even though there are terrific opportunities. Take extra time getting to and from work and don't push yourself too hard.",
"You take a strong leadership role in career or social settings today but you tend to \"steamroller\" over people who do not share your views. Gender and office politics are two areas likely to bite you in the tender places today if you are not careful with your words.",
"A partner, business associate, perhaps an open enemy, will be in the way of some career or business plans you are making. Your creativity and charm are higher than you may give yourself credit for though, and a little creative pushiness on your part will get you through.",
"An investment secret you are keeping is about to unexpectedly jump into the spotlight, so be prepared to move quickly. You may have an older friend or relative who has expertise or information that will help you make a challenging last-minute decision.",
"You have friends or companions you could talk the night away with right now. If you are seeking to expand your circle of friends, now is an excellent time to do so. Look for people who share your religious, spiritual and personal values and interests.",
"A friend of yours is eager to play matchmaker, and they are seeking your cooperation. If you are not single, then the two of you may be conspiring to put together two friends who seem clueless about the fact that they are perfect together. Be patient and try not to look too eager.",
"Your subconscious mind resolves itself with laser-like clarity and as a result, you are gifted with ideas, intuition and highly valuable insights that you can use to build bridges and connections between family, children and other close loved-ones.",
"You can now see the \"better conditions\" that have been promised. Your finances will be much improved in the next little while. You will have a dream, insight or intuition that will prepare you for dramatic improvements in your bottom line. Keeping a \"mind journal\" could be valuable now.",
"Your intuition is off the mark today. You may feel like you are seeing things clearly, but that is not likely the case. Double-check your paperwork, facts, or research before offering opinions. You may come to regret hasty assessments that later on are challenged.",
"You may be in the mood for a total makeover, but it would be a good idea to talk it over with your partner if you are married. If you are single, it's possible you could meet someone new and unusual in a hair salon or at the mall while shopping for a new wardrobe.",
"You may find that you are the center of a lot of attention right now. You are something of a sex object, but you don't mind! People find you attractive and irresistible. If you are single, you may have to pick from several ardent admirers today.",
"There is good financial news coming your way. If you are looking for work, it is a good day to set aside time to polish your resume. If you are working, volunteer to take on a new responsibility. If you are in business for yourself, you could get new clients today.",
"You will tend to be impulsive today and it would be a good thing if you would leave your wallet at home - or at least take out your credit cards and leave them behind. That digital toy you are looking at is not the hot bargain it appears to be.",
"Someone could come over seeking financial help in escaping an abusive, perhaps even potentially violent situation. If this rings true for you in any way, check into local community resources, find out what might be available at the Red Cross.",
"Unexpected phone calls will bring good news and you could use some right now. Looks like you and your partner are having a little \"War au Verbiage\" at the moment, a real \"He Said, She Said\" argument that is about as productive as trying to nail Jello to the wall.",
"Good news comes from a friend who has been seriously confused about their role in life. They are starting to see the light that you have been trying to shine on them. There may still be disagreements, especially if they are an artist or parent, but you are getting through.",
"You, or someone in your family, has received some kind of an award or nod of social recognition, and there is likely to be a party or celebration soon. The achievement could be overshadowed by the cranky behaviour of one family member for whom no achievement seems good enough.",
"You have a family member who has been nagging you to get with it in relation to your love life. They may be urging you to take impulsive action though, and their advice is based on some pretty selfish motivations. You have to do what you know is best for you.",
"You may be reconnecting with an old childhood talent or interest today. You may be hearing music that you haven't heard since your youth, or celebrating some creative milestone. Don't be afraid to try your hand at a hobby or craft you haven't pursued in a while.",
"If you want to have some fun and adventure today, get some kids together for a ball game, or take your children to an action movie. If you are not a parent and don't have nieces or nephews handy, get together with some friends tonight to get out and have some adult fun.");

var feb = new Array("You are long overdue for a little fun and recreation. You may be buying a new game for your computer, going to a movie theater, or to a local theme park for a last-minute getaway. You will have a lot of energy today, and some wild and playful ideas.",
"You need to get out of the house and have some fun right now. You may be feeling a little inhibited, but someone wants you to take in an extreme sport or go to a wild movie you would not normally have seen. You may have more fun than you expect.",
"If you are a parent, now is the time to try to sort out some recent challenges or changes to a child's lifestyle. If you are not a parent, you'll find your personal creativity is high and there is romance in the air. You may be considering taking a course soon.",
"You need to help a loved one get out and into a more active lifestyle, and doing that will help you get into better shape. The two of you could take up a sport together, or simply go out for walks together, and it will not only help you get in shape, it could also help you connect with a job opportunity.",
"Someone you work with is suffering from depression, but they are working overtime to try to hide it. You may want to help, but be tactful how you bring it up - they may be in denial about the problem and you could end up in an argument if you push it.",
"You may be having some stress right now, and can find relief in your personal values. You intuition may be a bit off base lately, because you have a tendency to be far too pessimistic right now. Think positive, focus on those things that are of the highest value to you.",
"Romantic attractions hit you like bolts of lightning out of the blue. You are likely to get positive responses from more than one potential partner, whether you are single or not. If you are not single, and you want to do the right thing, set up a romantic surprise for your special someone.",
"You will be re-examining your personal values in light of unexpected information from a loved one or relative. Someone may have been hiding a pregnancy or an indiscretion that you would normally judge quite harshly, but things look differently today.",
"You may find that you are considering dropping or changing one of the charities that you support because there is some kind of hidden problem with the bookkeeping. Some other financial scandal could be reported on the news today that affects your giving habits.",
"You have to decide for yourself what your core values are. Don't let someone dangle a juicy prize in front of you with the caveat that you have to follow their social or spiritual lead. You will know when you are being played - don't let it happen.",
"You will have a strong impulse to buy into a travel or vacation package today, but you could end up regretting the purchase. If you buy a last-minute trip, make sure to include cancellation or re-booking insurance, as you may have to change your plans at the very last minute.",
"You may be frustrated with paperwork or challenging travel plans right now. Your mind will be active, but you don't have a lot of physical energy, and your emotional mood may be part of the reason why you don't feel like being too active at the moment.",
"Career and social obligations bring challenges right now. Someone wants something you are not prepared to give. You may find yourself in the middle of some serious discussions about healthcare plans soon. If you are a leader in your office, push for everything you can get.",
"Your intuition or subconscious thoughts could be valuable right now. Write down the strange ideas that flash by as you are out and about today, or find someone to brainstorm together with. You will enjoy the company of people who stimulate your thoughts.",
"Your promising new project could be on hold because of the constant bickering of two of your working partners. If you want to resolve it, give them complimentary responsibilities that do not compete, and which work with their own unique working styles.",
"A friend or companion could email you today with an interesting invitation. They may be setting you up with a friend of theirs who is coming to visit from another city. You will have a lot in common, and there will be lots for you to discuss.",
"You have a friend who is trying to get into your pockets. You may be told of an exciting new investment opportunity today. Beware! It could turn out to have some strings attached you don't expect. On the upside though, once you root out all the fine print it could have some merit after all.",
"Your intuition will provide you with the solution to a loved one's medical or emotional troubles. You have wonderful warm energy and terrific ideas, don't be afraid to share them - even if you have to force some unsolicited advice on a reluctant \"patient\".",
"Your intuition can bring incredibly healing insights today. You have a lot of wonderful ideas that could lead you to positive developments in your career or social future. You could brighten your workplace considerably by adding some music.",
"Trust your intuition right now - logic may fail you where it comes to an important career decision. What everyone else is or would do under the same circumstances should be irrelevant. You have to follow what you know in your gut is the right course of action.",
"You may have to make an important decision about your appearance that involves your values or a commitment you shared recently with others. You may want to make dramatic changes, but it could impact your workplace or relationships. Proceed with caution, take your time to make a decision.",
"The atmosphere turns dramatically romantic today, and just in time, as far as you are concerned. If you are single, you'll have wonderful opportunities to meet new people. If you are married, it's a terrific time to take your mate out for a long overdue treat.",
"The financial picture may be looking up with some help or assistance from a friend, neighbor, or sibling, but be careful that you don't spend yourself back into trouble. Find a non-expensive way to celebrate or relax, at home, in your community, with your loved ones.",
"You may have an irrational urge to gamble or spend money on a dreamy vacation get-away but now is not a particularly good time. There may be unexpected bills or expenses to deal with, and the goddess of Fortune is not on your side where it comes to games of chance.",
"You may have some financial frustrations, likely related to your children or hobby expenses. Avoid the malls and leave the credit cards at home, because you may find yourself tempted into impulsive spending that you will come to regret.",
"You will be struck by inspiration today. Writing and communications goes smoothly and quickly right now. If you are behind on the paperwork, this is an excellent day to get that mountain back to molehill size. You have a romantic idea tonight.",
"You will get telephone calls regarding some kind of sporting event today. Someone you know may invite you to join a local league or team. You will want to be physically active and could be researching physical activity or sports over the Internet.",
"Don't expect your family members to approve of your lifestyle, especially your love life, right now. They are in a judgmental and intractable mind-set at the moment, and their ideas of what is right and proper are not likely to merge well with yours.");

var mar = new Array("You need a break, you have been falling into a well-worn rut lately. Let yourself play like a child. Sing, dance, play, just for the fun of it.",
"You'll have some fun in a long conversation today. A friend or sibling is in a good mood, and there will be some interesting gossip to share. You could be invited out to a concert, sporting event or get-together this evening. Romance is possible.",
"Get prepared for some unusual but enjoyable diversions today. Someone is going to express an interest in your creative talents, or invite you to join them in a hobby you've wanted to pursue for a long time. A word of warning, though, the supplies could be expensive.",
"If you are feeling a little stir-crazy today, get your loved ones together and head out to the home of someone who is a little less fortunate. Call it a \"group tidy and potluck\". Everyone comes with tools, food and experience and works together to do some fixing and cleaning.",
"It is time for you to make some changes in your daily routine. A change in your schedule will be healthy. You may need to find a new way to exercise.",
"A change of diet could make a huge difference in your mood and well being. You may find yourself experimenting with a new vitamin or suppliment program.",
"You have a sudden urge to spoil your spouse or partner with a large, pricey present, but what they really want is the gift of your time and attention. If you want to splurge, you can't go wrong with a smaller gift of one of those expensive ice creams.",
"You could hear some strange opinions from a parent or in-law about the changing social values surrounding sex and relationships today. Avoid the discussion of such topics if you can, but if you cannot, it may be for the best if you don't push the point.",
"You have gone through a few days of financial challenges, and right now you really don't need to spend a lot of money on that shiny new home entertainment project you are lusting for. It will come back to haunt you if you are not careful to shop for a good deal.",
"There may be a new innovation or invention, or a development in the online portion of your career and business that has you scrambling for information today. You may be hearing about unexpected new financial opportunities right now.",
"Paperwork brings both blessings and challenges today. You may find that you are better off if you focus on personal concerns, but financial paperwork is a greater challenge. Work-related commuting could be somewhat of a hassle today too.",
"You want to get away but it may not be possible to go as far as you would like. After all, they are not yet booking moon flights. So you may be a little like a caged tiger. A little time and money spent at a local spa would work wonders on your mood.",
"You are asked to take on a leadership role in some kind of philanthropic community or club, but you are not sure you are ready to the task. It's not you. The truth is your community is not ready to be lead. It might be best to say \"Sorry, I can't handle this right now.\"",
"Your love life will take an interesting turn today. You are about to find out what your partner, or a potential partner, really thinks about you. You will take it better if you focus on the positive things they say, and take any criticism as coming from a loving space.",
"You will be considering a night school or Internet class because of something some higher-up or important customer says at work today. You feel a little insecure because you are asked a question you don't know the answer to. Don't worry - even the experts aren't omniscient!",
"You have an opportunity to make new friends today, and you may find that a much wider range or circle of friends will bring a lot of blessings. Don't be afraid to speak out, your quirky sense of humour may net you attention, excitement and allies.",
"Friends and companions get back on \"kilter\" today. Everyone seems to want to help you out. But the problem this time is a lot more appealing to their sensibilities. They want to help you brighten up your love life in some new and intriguing way.",
"Your intuition could help you resolve a sudden challenge in a way that improves your life and self-esteem. The challenge will be to accept new ideas that force you to confront some long-held anxieties or issues from your childhood or teenage years.",
"Most encounters with police officers and authority figures are stressful, but that's not the case today. An authority figure could be lucky for you in some way. You could be invited to join a highly influential group of people, but you may have to keep your membership secret.",
"If you can stay focused on investment matters and money that comes to you through shared resources, you will find that your intuition works quite well today. Don't let your attention get distracted by a short-term career-related issue that can derail your focus.",
"You may be worried about medical expenses that are coming in, but you may find that what you need is not more expensive herbs or medicines, it's a good old fashioned venting session, preferably with a loved one with strong shoulders and the ability to keep a secret. ",
"Everyone wants a piece of you today. You will be bombarded with requests, from reasonable to ridiculous, asking for your help or attention. Focus on your friends and love partner - family and siblings are likely to fall into the \"demanding\" category.",
"Women are lucky for you financially today while men are challenging. If you are thinking of going out shopping, grab a woman friend and leave the men folk at home. Don't challenge a male authority figure over a financial issue in the workplace today.",
"There are tricky financial aspects in your chart today. Be careful to avoid impulsive spending. You may need the money for other unexpected expenses. There is an upside, though. You may make an investment in a hobby or passtime that improves your health.",
"You may resent the way someone else handles money, their own, or that of others, and you may be tempted to to intervene. But the direct approach is likely to backfire today. Let things work themselves out. You may want to consider letting someone else do the talking today. You'll come across as powerfully strident.",
"Keep that spectacular new idea to yourself. You are full of creative energy and have wonderful inspirations, and you may be somewhat ahead of your time. Let your ideas brew for a while, because you may get some additional information soon that will change your plans.",
"People will be seeking out wisdom and inspiration, and right now they see you as a good source. You can be a powerful teacher. A sibling or close friend may need guidance. You take lots of phone calls, faxes and emails today. The gossip channels will be lighting up with good news.",
"You will get help from a family member today, perhaps in the form of unsolicited advice. Just because you did not ask their opinion does not mean they might not be right. Give them a hearing. You may find there is wisdom in their advice, even though it's hard to swallow at first.",
"This is not an auspicious day to put your house on the real estate market, to apply for a home loan, or to sign agreements with contractors for new housing renovations. Anything along these lines will likely have to be redone or renegotiated later. Avoid signing any family or home related documents until late in the day if you want the deal to go someplace.",
"There is an opportunity for you to get out and have some fun today together with friends or the children in your family. You want to play and have a good time. You have some wise insights about your career or financial situation, and can hunt out bargains.",
"You will be planning an upcoming getaway when it dawns on you that your holiday may conflict with a child or relative's scheduled sporting or entertainment events. You may be tempted to push your own desires but that could get you into hot water.");

var apr = new Array("If you listen to the creative ideas of others today you may find new opportunities for personal and intellectual development. A child could open your eyes to an important spiritual truth today. Listen to the smallest ones, that is where wisdom is sometimes the deepest.",
"You have a great degree of creative energy today, but you may find that there are challenges that could force you to come up with a wild new way to express yourself. If you are an artist or creative professional don't be afraid to experiment today.",
"It's a perfect day for kicking back at home and doing absolutely nothing. Everyone should try it at least once a month. Just find a comfortable spot and park yourself there with some snacks and a good book or the remote control. You deserve a break, so indulge yourself.",
"It's going to be a complicated workday because you'll be bombarded with messages, phone calls, faxes and emails, and there are challenging transformative energies pushing you to be much more assertive in the pursuit of your goals.",
"You may find that coworkers and companions attempt to take advantage of your good will today. You have to make decisions about \"boundaries\". What are you willing to do that is above and beyond the call of duty, and what are your motivations?",
"Listen to independent coworkers and staff members at your workplace if you are thinking about abandoning your day-job for a business partnership. You might be vulnerable to a picture that is painted with much rosier colours than are held in the true light of day.",
"Still single? Shame. Doesn't have to be that way you know. If you get yourself out and in the public eye today there is no telling what can happen. Try talking to attractive strangers about the weather. Open your mind and heart, and you will be surprised what walks in.",
"You and your significant other can't seem to make up your minds to make love or argue today. If you want to return to harmony and balance, you will have to be the one who \"gives\", compromises, or decides to listen and let your loved one talk.",
"Don't get too attached to your personal values, religious beliefs or dogmas right now - the harder you try to cling to \"One Truth\", the more slippery your perceptions become, and the harder it is to argue or justify some of life's ironic contradictions.",
"Helpful advice or a loan of time or resources from a family member could make a large purchase a reality. You may be considering investing in real estate or a new home. Just make sure that you get everything set down in writing so there is no possibility for misunderstanding.",
"Be careful where it comes to discussions about other people's values, religion, or cultural beliefs. You could say something politically incorrect, or just be taken the wrong way. Best to stick to safer ground! Someone has been promoted. Offer them congratulations.",
"You will have a strong impulse to buy into a travel or vacation package today, but you could end up regretting the purchase. If you buy a last-minute trip, make sure to include cancellation or re-booking insurance, as you may have to change your plans at the very last minute.",
"Outer events are a reflection of your own attitudes. So if events affecting your career aren't all going your way, simply change your mind about the situation, then watch how things start to bounce back in your favor. You can find great opportunities within old challenges.",
"A sudden and unexpected dispute could prove to be troublesome, but it may also bring along financial opportunities. You may find yourself juggling schedules at the last minute today so that you can take advantage of someone else's dramatic mood swings. Your boss may seem a bit \"bi-polar\" today.",
"Your career is driving you around the bend right now because once again you are being asked to make changes, and you are a sign that likes the status quo to be stable. You may act rashly and impulsively in an effort to get some semblance of stability but that is only making it worse.",
"Your personal energy is transforming as a result of some special people in your life. You are not only changing emotionally and mentally, but physically as well. There could be health benefits to boot. These people will broaden your horizons in sometimes challenging ways.",
"Your relationships and friendships are complicated right now. You may have an opportunity to go out with a friend to some kind of holistic expo, but you may be a little overwhelmed with personal financial paperwork right now. You do need a bit of a break now and then.",
"All the information your subconscious has been mulling about for the past while suddenly bubbles up to the surface and a wellspring of creativity is yours to tap. You may be making some extra money with a dynamic new home-based business involving art or entertainment.",
"Someone could reveal a secret about themselves which proves helpful in healing a hidden emotional scar. You would greatly benefit from being able to confide some of your own hidden fears and anxieties to a loved one or trusted counselor today.",
"Your intuitive abilities are sharp today and you will have ideas that will help you strengthen your investments or pay of troublesome debts. Stay focused on the positive because you can accomplish a lot if you move past the things that worry you.",
"You may be concerned about your healthcare, but before you take off to spend time researching the latest illness you have heard about on the news, take a deep breath and ask yourself whether you are not being just a tad over-worried about what boils down to stress.",
"Your circle of friends and companions, or a group or club you belong to may nominate you for some kind of leadership role today. Don't be afraid to take control - you have more smarts and savvy than you give yourself credit for. You can handle the responsibility.",
"You may find mixed luck financially today. This is an excellent day for long-term planning for your future. It may be more challenging if you are feeling impulsive though. Focus on structure, stability and security - avoid any impulsive spending.",
"You may have an opportunity for some home-based income but your spouse or partner is not terribly supportive. In fact, they could be the major obstacle to your plans. It might take a little longer than you hope to head for the glamour of the small home office unless you bring them on side.",
"Financial concerns could come around again, and this time they point the finger at your recreational interests and hobbies. If you are a parent, you may find yourself facing unexpected bills relating to your child's hobbies, crafts, or personal appearance.",
"You will have money on the brain today and you do have some really good ideas. Write them down if you can't get started on them. You may be too busy playing chauffeur right now to be able to spend too much time on your own interests. Everyone is asking for your help getting from one place to another.",
"You may be the center of attention today, people will be interested in hearing what you think or have to say. You may have an opportunity to be published or see your name in print, and you will find that writing, research, study and paperwork tasks go more smoothly.",
"Family members seem like something of a burden today. You may be called upon to shuttle an elderly relative to the doctor, or be asked to help someone with some uncomfortable task. Remind yourself that one day the shoe could be on the other foot and you'll feel better about the job.",
"You are going to have to make an adjustment in your attitude towards someone you care for. Have you done everything you could? Or have you done too much? Only you can decide where the proper balance lies. Don't let someone demanding come between you and your loved ones.",
"If you have kids, they'll likely be hyperactive and excitable today. Some new toy or gadget has them all a-twitter. If you are not a parent, you may be all excited about some \"big-kid\" toy you can finally afford. Just be sure you get your money's worth.");

var may = new Array("You and your mate could have a very warm and intimate encounter today, and if you are single, make sure to get out where you can be seen strutting your stuff. You will be hotter than Vegas! People will find you highly attractive, and you'll have a lot of energy.",
"You will be looking for ways to enjoy yourself in your coming time off, and will find that movies and music are your most gratifying choices. Be open minded about the new music that your children or younger people in your social circle are listening to.",
"You will be buying expensive toys today, either for yourself or for your kids. You will be drawn to computers and computer games, technological devices that provide value and security, like home and car alarm systems. Your mate may be right - you may need a little sports break or extra physical activity today.",
"The workplace will be even more exciting and interesting today because you can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. A supervisor, employer or client will put you in touch with information you needed or an authority figure may clear an obstacle from your path.",
"You are not sure why you feel so cranky and tired today, but you are coming across as disagreeable and you could end up annoying a coworker that you are normally friends with if you are not more careful. On the upside, your intuition for investment opportunities is sharp.",
"You need to spend time, effort and energy on helping a loved one sort out a health problem, and it is wearing on your nerves. You need to book a little \"self space\", but that may be difficult or even impossible right now. Treat yourself as much as you can, you deserve breaks too.",
"Work or health matters are getting in the way of your love life at the moment, and just when things were heating up so nicely! You do have this tendency to go overboard in relationships right now and if you have a new partner be careful you don't move along too fast.",
"If you feel that the fire has gone out in your love life, you can stoke the flames by getting out of the house. You need to have some fun. You could make a big difference by getting out to the movie theatre, or for a romantic dinner for two.",
"You could have an argument with a friend today about spiritual or religious values. You can avoid it, by not letting yourself get drawn into the subject in the first place. You can't win that debate, because if you do, you may lose a friend.",
"You will be thinking about savings, investments, debts and financing today. Someone that you work with, or share workspace with, is going to offer you an opportunity to get involved in some creative work that has the potential to significantly boost your career.",
"You may find that your are presented with some challenging or disturbing ideas or news through printed media like newspapers or magazines today. Don't let yourself get too wound up in politics or the world situation unless there really is something you can do about them.",
"If you are feeling uptight or uncertain of yourself today, get out to a local book store and get yourself some low-brow reading material. A hot and steamy gothic romance novel or anything you call a \"guilty pleasure\" should be about right.",
"You may be feeling frustrated in your career right now. It seems that just when you think you are hitting your stride, you get whacked with a new round of challenging changes. Go with the flow and see where it leads you. You could find yourself in someplace interesting.",
"You may be feeling a bit under the weather, and you don't really want to go out, but there is a social or career-related function you must attend. Despite your feelings at first, the potential is good for you to make a good impression. There may be a promotion in it for you.",
"You'll be a bit confused or uncertain about your career direction today, but a lot of that will be caused by temporary triggers, like a boss's attitude, or the kind of feedback you are getting from coworkers. Take a few deep breaths and come back to it when you are more clear on your long-term intentions.",
"You will find that old friendships and relationships are taking an exciting new twist right now. You have been going through a lot of interesting changes and everyone is busy gossiping about that. You and your significant other may have an important announcement soon.",
"You may be talking about education today, both spiritual and secular. If you are a parent, you may be concerned about the spiritual, social, or artistic education of your children. If you are not a parent, you may be wrapped up in romantic concerns.",
"Use your intuition today - a hunch could lead you to discover something of great value. If you are not already keeping a journal, now is the time to start a rewarding new habit. You will find your ideas today are well worth saving, you can learn a lot from \"free-associating\" ideas.",
"Your intuition will seem stifled or blocked through much of the day, but it will come back in force in the evening. You may find that you are invited to a spiritual event or a large group gathering tonight that focuses on taking action on an important project.",
"Someone may rain on your dream parade today, so it may be a good idea to keep a deeply-held wish close to the chest for a little while longer. Some times dream-wishing is more powerful when you don't share with too many people. Don't scatter your energies.",
"You are discovering the truth of the cliché \"It's lonely at the top\" today. You may or may not feel that you are at the pinnacle of achievement, but in some leadership role you have taken on recently, you may be feeling the sting of someone else's jealous reactions.",
"You are in the spotlight today, and everyone is interested in what you have to say. You are attractive, exciting and interesting. If you have musical or creative talent it is a good time to get in front of an audience and show your stuff.",
"You may have had some money problems in the last year, and your unusual ideas or solutions about those kinds of issues could be helpful to others. You could be considering teaching some kind of prosperity technique along the lines of \"Think and Grow Rich\" by Napoleon Hill.",
"Just because you are getting a little extra money does not make it a good idea to go out buying everything you can get your hands on. You may be tempted to give far too much away to relatives or loved ones ­ make sure they are at least pulling their own weight before you get extravagant with the giving.",
"Financial energies are a little weird and scattered today. You could find yourself out at the mall buying all kinds of strange tchotchkes that you later find don't go with your home decoration plans. It may be best to avoid any unnecessary expense today.",
"Romantic energies are strong in your chart today, but you do have this tendency to speak your mind with just a little too much clarity. You may feel anxious about a secret you are asked to keep from a loved one, and it may be incredibly difficult to keep a promise to stay silent.",
"You have an opportunity to learn something important to your personal or intellectual growth today. You may be to asked to accept some differences or belief or opinion between friends or loved ones. If you can do that, you may find your circle gets a lot stronger.",
"Someone in your family has a \"microwave mentality complex\". In other words, they want what they want and they want it now. Instant gratification may not be possible though, and it may fall to you to break the bad news that the goodies are not on the way.",
"You may be frustrated with loved ones and relatives today, because they are all buzzing with energy, but they are cranky, distracted and unfocused. They are all thinking about some kind of trip or adventure, while you are worried about making ends meet.",
"It's definitely a \"play day\" for your sign. You won't much feel like working, getting chores done, or getting anything organized. A trip in the car with the radio blaring loud could be just the ticket to chase away any sad corners in your mind.",
"It's another a \"play day\". If you have children, find out what they would like to do and spend some time being a big kid yourself. You won't regret it. If you are not a parent, this might be the day you finally decide to buy yourself a new  video game or entertainment device.");

var jun = new Array("Your creative energy is high today. You may find the energy and drive to start up a new hobby, or to get out for a sporting activity. You will be hearing good news about your work-related income. There may be stock options, or a staff investment plan.",
"You may be invited out to a sporting or recreational event today. You can expect to have a good time, but it could be a little pricier than you expect, or there could be some aspect to the event that takes you by surprise. Bring your sense of humor along for the ride.",
"You are thinking of changing your look right now, and while this could be a lot of fun, your playful mindset and the bizarre colour combinations you'll be drawn to today could be a little over the top. Disco electric funk is not your normal style, you will weary of it quickly.",
"More extra money is coming your way. You will be amazed by your good luck in the workplace today. Your department could get a bigger budget, or, if you run your own business, you may find that loan you didn't expect finally gets approved. Just be careful how you spend that windfall!",
"You are undergoing some changes to your daily work or lifestyle habits, and it may be challenging to you to hear that you need a change of diet and exercise. You can learn more about your options from a library book or Internet site. It won't be as hard as you think.",
"You may suffer from a cold or other \"close-contact\" illness, or perhaps you'll find yourself in some kind of argument with others about health, happiness and well-being. Don't defend your lifestyle. If you are happy with it - live it! A new home improvement might help both body and spirit.",
"You are getting mixed messages about your love life today. On the one hand your significant other or a potential partner seems determined to get together with you, but then they suddenly switch gears and want to challenge your ideas. Keep things light if you can.",
"Relationships come through as complicated and challenging right now. You need to get your focus back onto the blessings that your loved ones have brought you. They may be acting strangely or erratically right now, but it won't last too long.",
"There are some challenges coming that may force you to re-evaluate your financial plans for the future. You may feel like you have to change things quickly, but impulsive behaviour could come back to haunt you. Take a little extra time to be sure of yourself.",
"The big excitement today will revolve around good financial news or investment bonuses. You'll literally be bursting with ideas, to the point where you'll wonder where all this energy is coming from. Something will happen that seems like the answer to a prayer.",
"You may be thinking about taking a vacation, but if those plans involve a relative, or depend on their help house or baby-sitting, think twice before you book that trip. You may find that the help you were counting on is not as reliable as you might think.",
"You have a poetic mindset today, your creative juices are running hot. But you are not being terribly practical about putting your ideas into practical use. You may find at times that it is hard for you to get your ideas across to other people.",
"You may face a challenge to your self-esteem today, because someone may appear to reject you for a much wanted promotion - but it may turn out that they are holding off for reasons other than the ones that first pop to mind. In fact, there may be a better promotion in store!",
"Don't let some social frustrations get under your skin today - the people in your circle will be cranky and easily upset by small slights. The best course is to follow the lead of the nearest authority figure, and accept the changes and challenges that are set before you.",
"Don't knock yourself out trying to impress some authority figure in your social circle today - chances are you have a mistaken impression about their value system or beliefs anyway, and you could end up making the opposite impression from your intention.",
"You can learn a lot from friends and companions today, both new and old. One of your buddies has their heart set on a match for you, but you don't trust their skills as a matchmaker. Keep an open mind. They could get lucky this time - and it's only a couple hours out of your life.",
"You may have annoyed a friend over a budget or investment discussion, but you'll see an opportunity to heal any hurt feelings today. You must stick to your position but you can agree to disagree and remain friends. You may decide to forgive a loan.",
"Your subconscious mind is throwing all sorts of interesting thoughts and ideas your way. You can learn a great deal about yourself by paying attention to your dreams. Strange synchronicities and coincidences could bring you to new ideas and insights.",
"You may be looking into the past for ways to improve your self-esteem or the relationship you have with your family. You may discover an answer, some common ground, or a healing opportunity in your shared spiritual or cultural values and beliefs.",
"Dreams, strange visions, and unexpected changes in your well being are possible today. If you don't need to go out, you might want to spend some time in prayer or meditation right now, but it could be hard to concentrate. The problem is you are pushing too hard.",
"You may be having something of a personality crisis today. Who are you, and where do you fit into life? You may be re-evaluating yourself because of some comments or concerns raised by someone in your career or social circle. You may decide to have an emotional makeover.",
"Even though you are still popular and in demand right now, you realize that you can't please everyone. Someone out there is determined to argue with you right now. Relax! A challenging verbal exchange may turn out to have unexpectedly positive consequences.",
"Work, career and finance areas of your chart right are heating up now. While your family situation may be a little tense, your energies are focused on the bottom line. There are terrific opportunities in creative work. Music adds atmosphere to your workplace.",
"You want to spend more money today, this time on an investment that may or may not be the bargain it appears to be. Check it out carefully before you sink the farm into the opportunity. It may turn out to be a major \"learning period\" for you if you don't.",
"If you are going out bargain hunting today, the best way to ensure you don't overspend is to take only what you can afford to spend, and leave the credit cards and chequebook at home. You may be able to find some good deals if you stick to your budget.",
"You may be asked to sign some contract or document today, but the project is likely to go nowhere unless you wait until late in the day or tomorrow. You may find that it is difficult to connect with people and that your meetings are cancelled or rescheduled because everyone is scattered.",
"Your blarney is back, and your charm knows no boundaries right now. You can win arguments, influence people, make new friends, and your romantic powers are pretty persuasive too! Just don't get into any online arguments over academic matters.",
"Family members may not be terribly supportive of your love life today, but what they say or do is unlikely to make much difference to you right now. You want to avoid making any promises or commitments to your partner today, because chances are good you will not be able to keep them.",
"There are danger signals in the family area, but your own intuition and communication skills could help avert a major trauma. Just be prepared to act quickly and don't be surprised when someone drops a major bombshell. There are secrets about to be revealed.",
"It's a good day to get out together with others and have some fun, throw your worries to the roadside for the day. If you don't already have an idea for some playtime, get on the phone, and call as many people as you can, and get them all together for a potluck.");

var jul = new Array("A long-distance phone call could bring happy news about a loved one. Someone may be having a child soon, or you may hear that a sickly child is going to pull through a rough patch. Your spirits will be up, and you will enjoy knowing things are getting better.",
"You have an opportunity to make a special new friend. You will be drawn to unusual people and could make strange or interesting new relationships. You may find that your new companion has some strange ideas about the world and your place in it.",
"You may have an opportunity to teach an important life lesson to a child or children, your own, or a niece or nephew most likely. You can show them that there are creative and positive alternatives when faced with an emotional challenge.",
"You have a healing moment today. It may come at the workplace, at home, or even on the road at some point in between. You will realize that you are a better person than you thought, that there is forgiveness in the world, that there are good people you can count on.",
"It is a good day to focus on your personal chores, health, lifestyle, or fitness. It's not as good a day for trips, get-togethers, or getaways. You could find that there are a number of frustrating silly drivers weaving all over your path.",
"You need some playtime, but you may find that it is impossible to pull yourself away from work, chores and duties today. A friend may be trying to encourage you to \"run away from home\", but their motivation is a little selfish - they want your company.",
"Someone is making wedding plans! Whether that is you, or someone you love, the atmosphere will be exciting and romantic, and for once, you won't be in the mood to fight it. Expect all kinds of phone calls with good news. Don't spoil it by gnawing on the details.",
"You may feel impatient with a loved one or partner right now, but it's not really them that is the problem - there is a meddlesome parent or family member somewhere in the picture. Talking things out could bring up an ideal way to sort out the differences.",
"This is not a good day to invest new funds into risky ventures, especially on the advice of friends. They may mean well, but the information they provide could be off the mark. And you will not be at your most clear-headed or realistic today.",
"You will be considering investing in real estate as a result of recent financial improvements. Just be sure that you have your financial house in order first. Don't get too swept away in the potential of what you are doing. Be sure there is a \"cushion\" to fall back on.",
"You might better spend the day writing poetry or the great historical novel you keep putting off, rather than putting your wildly creative ideas into any work-related writing today. Someone could come back and ask you where your head was at.",
"You'll be anything but tongue-tied today, but you may look back and wish you had been! Your mental and physical energy is a little too high today, and you might misinterpret that as anxiety. Take frequent breaks today or a time out for exercise if you find yourself moving too fast.",
"You are going to be swapping steps on the career or social ladder soon and the changes, be they upwards or downwards, will bring stress and change with them. You will have to change your attitudes towards others, or the way you communicate with them.",
"Expect an interesting and mixed day where you socialize a lot, but where not everything goes your way. Be prepared to compromise with friends and loved ones who seem a little \"on edge\". The more you give the more you get today. Be prepared to be asked to give - as in \"compromise\" - a lot.",
"This is not the best day this week to embark on large new projects for your work, business or career ambitions. You may find that big projects just fizzle out or have to be re-started at a later date, if they are initiated today. It may be best to wait until you are more sure of things.",
"You have an opportunity to make new friends today. You sparkle, and that's attractive to the people you will meet. Some of these folks will tend to be on the \"techie\" or unusual side, but don't let appearances fool you. They are not as flighty as they appear.",
"You'll have wonderful opportunities to make friends and meet new people today. Your energy is a lot more fun-loving and upbeat, and you enjoy any challenges you face. You and your significant other are overdue to be spoiled. If you are looking for a treat, consider a spa treatment or massage.",
"Your spiritual interests are starting to expand greatly right now. There may be challenges - some of what you learn could be shocking to your sensibilities at first. Remember to stay grounded and don't get too carried away by some teachings that are new to you.",
"You may have encounters with restrictive authority figures today. Watch your language and attitude if you come across any security guard, police officer or an older member of your family who decides to pick today to \"lay down the law\" to you.",
"Your intuition may be telling you to confront a loved one who is in some kind of self-caused trouble, but it may be best to wait a bit before you speak your mind. There may be financial changes coming that will help you clarify things for everyone's benefit.",
"You may be feeling a bit uncertain about yourself today, a little moody, and it will show. What you need to focus on are your interests, upcoming travel, a good book, or in learning something new that will help you be more active, secure and productive.",
"You may be the center of attention today, especially around your family and friends. Someone may be concerned about your health or lifestyle and may work a little too hard to convince you to make some lifestyle changes. Remember, they are saying they love you!",
"Good financial news perks up your mood and gets your heart pounding. You may be getting a raise, promotion or new job soon. If self-employed, creative communications and publicity are prime areas for growth. Don't be afraid of challenges today, they are there to fine-tune your approach.",
"A friend is going to ask you for money, and they may get a little touchy when you say no. But you have to stick to your own priorities. They got themselves into their drama at the moment, it's not up to you to dig them out.",
"Get out, go to the gym, work it off. You'll be a powerhouse of energy today, but you may be frustrated when your financial ambitions are temporarily thwarted by someone who is too busy daydreaming to get the job done. You are not fully focused right now yourself.",
"The phone is ringing off the hook. If you are single, your love life is heating up dramatically, and you are suddenly getting calls from all kinds of interesting suitors. Be picky today, some of them are a little wild for your normal tastes.",
"You will be able to communicate your ideas and feelings more forcefully and directly today, and are likely to be much better received than the past two days, especially where it comes to close friends and siblings. You may feel a bit hyperactive today.",
"You will be considering some home improvements or renovations, a \"do it yourself\" job with help from some of those famous books sold on late night television, perhaps, but it may be more challenging than you though. Have a contractor on speed dial, just in case.",
"Friends and family are at each other's throats and on each other's nerves, and both are dancing around you, while you make up your mind where you stand. Dither a little longer, and you may find that the whole mess sorts itself out. Jump in, and you'll have to take one side and stick with it.",
"You are looking for some fun today and the perfect opportunity could come at a sporting arena or club where physical activity is shared. You may be learning a new sport or enjoying an old one, and the activity will be good for both heart and spirit.",
"Your little mind is working around the problem of how to play hooky without getting caught today. You can find ways to have fun without the risk. You will have a playful attitude, and that could bring up ideas that will be enjoyable to work on.");

var aug = new Array("There is a playfully romantic atmosphere around you today, and you may find yourself attracted to a single parent if you are single and looking right now. If not, you and your partner could be discussing your own status as parents, and your plans for the future.",
"You are going to be the center of attention today. People find you incredibly attractive, and you have a lot of physical energy to spare. The problem is that your intuition is not the best, and you could make some errors in judgement in the choice of a new mate or partner.",
"The world is your sandbox today. You really just want to play and have a good time. You could be hearing long-distance from an old friend who calls up out of the blue to check on how life is treating you. You may go out to a movie or video game arcade today.",
"Someone that you work with may come across as cranky and unreasonable, but it may turn out that you know something that they need to turn their mood around. There may be some alternative that they are not considering. Don't be afraid to share ideas.",
"You have a challenging time today getting your chores done. You may find that there are a lot of unexpected challenges, delays and changes to your schedule at the last minute. Keep your cool. The problems are actually a sign that you are getting somewhere.",
"You can get a lot of the chores and responsibilities cleared off your plate today. You'll be focused and energetic, and you can get a lot of work done. Someone you love may need your help with a medical challenge, or with their own workload.",
"You will be a big pushy with your partner today and if you get yourself into a power struggle, the only way out is to find a way to compromise. You can get a lot further if you are prepared to offer some flexibility, a little more \"give and take\".",
"If you and your partner needed a chance to talk today is the day for getting things off your chest. One of you has an issue to do with children or recreation time, and the other wants some attention - you can kill two birds with one stone today if you are creative.",
"You will be extremely impulsive where it comes to investing right now. You have heard or learned about some new strategy and are eager to try it out, but you may not fully understand what you are getting into, especially if computers and the Internet are part of the picture.",
"You have a strong feeling of self-confidence and your personal connection with your spiritual source is powerful today. Mediation, prayer, or spiritual studies are incredibly important to your personal growth right now. You may connect with family members who share your beliefs today.",
"You may have to make some last-minute travel changes this evening related either to your career or to a conflicting schedule. Try to work out a noble compromise - people are watching and evaluating your reactions under pressure right now, and word will get around.",
"Long-distance worries or concerns from afar could distract you from your passions today - but only if you let something minor get under your skin. If you are making travel plans this afternoon make sure that all the connecting aspects line up - there could be errors involving travel plans.",
"You could find that it is hard to communicate with coworkers, clients or suppliers today. A busy business meeting could be a study in fear, paranoia and irrationality, but if you keep your cool, you may find that there is an opportunity to make an important alliance.",
"You are likely to get good news about your job or career, but the raise, bonus, job offer or promotion is not without cost. You could later find that you are expected to do a lot more work than you thought, and that the company's internal culture does not meet your lofty expectations.",
"That promotion opportunity that you recently heard about may look a little more challenging today. You may end up working with someone whose personal or health problems \"leak\" into the workplace. Be careful how you share information or suggestions with such a person.",
"You have an opportunity to share your deepest dreams, wishes, or insights with a good friend today. You may realize that you and your friend have healing or teaching ability. You may decide to seek out teachers or classes in alternative healthcare or healing.",
"Your circle of friends may be expanding soon. An eclectic, unusual group of people may be crossing paths with the group of people you normally hang out with. When the collision of ideas finally dies down you may find that things have gotten a whole lot more interesting.",
"Your intuition is excellent right now. You seem to attract the authority figures, bosses, employers or officials that you need to get the job done, and your efforts today could lead you to a better paying position or a better business outlook.",
"You will be pulling information out of the ether today. Your psychic and intuitive talents are amazing right now. You may have a profound religious, spiritual or psychic experience today that greatly enhances your life and well being.",
"Your intuition seems to be a bit flaky today. You may get a lot of conflicting messages. If you find yourself facing a last-minute decision, write down all the pros and cons and take your time to make a choice. Do not let yourself be rushed into anything impulsive.",
"You may be asked to take on a leadership role in your workplace, and may soon be moving ahead in your career. You may face a challenge with extra paperwork or work related travel though. You may have to deal with ideas that challenge some of your own expectations or values.",
"You are absolutely gorgeous, did you know that? If you didn't before today, you will now. People are definitely noticing you. Just watch out that all the extra attention you are getting does not go to your head. Remember, innocence is more charming than arrogance.",
"You have a chance to solidify your financial or career advancement, provided you don't allow your own self-doubts to get in the way today. It would be a bad day to indulge in long personal calls or allow personal business to distract you. Don't let a partner bully or push you into action you aren't ready for.",
"Your financial roller coaster swings around again, and there are indications that some serious money is coming your way. But a friend of yours is standing in the lineup of people who have their hands out, or who are jealous of your accomplishments.",
"You want to make sure all your credit card and utility bills are up to date, but if not, there could be problems with one of their representatives, especially if you are not patient or tactful. You can help a friend in the office place with a health problem.",
"You will likely be spending a lot of time on the phone again today, trying to get this person in touch with that person, and while it will be a challenge to juggle the schedules, there is a lot of promising energy floating around in the ether right now.",
"You may be spending a lot of time talking about some hot new alternative medicine or herbal treatment with a friend or group of friends who share your interests. You may be asked to make a presentation, speech or to tutor or mentor others.",
"Don't count on family connections today. Any trials you encounter romance today have to be handled in private. Bring your mother into it and you will regret it. In fact, you relationship to family might even be the source of today's challenges.",
"A family dispute could leave you wondering what happened. You really just want to hide until the whole thing blows over, but that may not be possible. Watch where your mood-shifts happen today, they will be many and they can be enlightening.",
"If you are considering having a child, are pregnant, or know someone about to become a parent, it is a wonderful day to slip out to the book store or library to bone up on your knowledge. Children don't come with instruction manuals and you may find yourself wanting one.",
"You may hear of a dispute involving a child or a romance. There is a real \"He Said She Said\" atmosphere in the air right now. The men and the women in your family, in your life, can't seem to agree \"What is best\" for someone. You can speak up and say \"Why not let them decide that?\"");

var sep = new Array("You will be feeling create and sexy today.  If you're single, put yourself out there where other people will notice you.  You will have an opportunity to make a good first impression with someone new in special.  If you are married, take a chance with a special gift or surprise.",
"You may be feeling very romantic today.  Now is the time for you to tell that special someone just how you feel.  If you are afraid of the reaction, just remember you are better off knowing the truth than sitting alone in worrying about it.",
"If you're a parent, you will find special joy in the achievements of a child today.  You may get good news from a teacher, coach, or loved one.  Something that you were worried about will not come to pass.  A small celebration could cement this victory and pave the way for a better future. ",
"The workplace will be a tad chaotic today, some new tidbit of information has all your coworkers running around like headless chickens. There is some new innovation or technology that is going to dramatically improve your workplace or daily life.",
"If you are offered a new job, or if someone in the workplace is talking about big changes today, take everything with a gigantic grain of salt. Chances are not much will change as a result of promises that are made today. You may find that for every chore you clear off your desk a new one replaces it.",
"You have lots of energy and passion for getting the job done today. You have some interesting and creative ideas for organizing your workspace, but you may be interrupted a lot by chaotic coworkers or family members who seem to have an agenda of their own.",
"It's another romantic day, and you and your partner or a prospective partner will be warming up each other's day. You will have abundant physical energy, so it is a good time to get out together for dancing or sporting activities that help you burn off a little energy.",
"A misunderstanding with your lover or partner could centre around your personal or sexual interests. You are a bit \"out of phase\" with each other today. It is not a good time to explore your deepest, darkest fantasies. Things may not go as you plan.",
"You may be confused about a religious or spiritual issue, and you won't get as much support today from your friends, who may be busy or absent. You may have better luck hooking up with family members who have some really good news about someone's job search.",
"You may have a sudden and dramatic spiritual or psychic insight today that empowers you and dramatically changes your outlook on the world around you. Keep an open mind. Sometimes the strange events that come out of left field are the most rewarding.",
"You may find that your are presented with some challenging or disturbing ideas or news through printed media like newspapers or magazines today. Don't let yourself get too wound up in politics or the world situation unless there really is something you can do about them.",
"If you are feeling uptight or uncertain of yourself today, get out to a local book store and get yourself some low-brow reading material. A hot and steamy gothic romance novel or anything you call a \"guilty pleasure\" should be about right.",
"You are going to be changing personal roles in the workplace. This could be a promotion, but it has more of a \"sideways\" feel about it - as though you are being asked to take on a new role - but may not be offered money or a better title - at least not yet. Make sure it is not more work for the same salary!",
"You may be invited to attend a party or social event, but there could be some problems getting to or from the big shindig. If you are bringing presents or wine, get someone else to double-check their appropriateness. You could end up making an unintentionally funny faux pas.",
"When we climb up the ladder there are times we have to confront those people who think they should be rewarded, even though they really did very little of the work. You may be confronted with just one such moment this afternoon. It may be uncomfortable but frank honesty is better in the long run than buttering them up with insincere flattery.",
"Friends and companions are coming into your life, offering opportunities for enhanced self-esteem and better social connections. Some may offer unexpected travel opportunities. An older friend may have some advice about your physical appearance or wardrobe that helps a lot.",
"You have the opportunity to make wonderful and life-enhancing contacts today with people you meet in group settings, libraries, art galleries or associations. Don't be afraid to share what you know with others. Pour on the charm today.",
"You can expect good news today about paperwork, documentation or short-term trips. You may be hearing good news about a test score, or get a letter from an old teacher or family friend. You may be writing letters or doing research for a future teaching effort.",
"Your intuition about a loved-one's medical problems is probably correct, but you have to find a delicate way to get the point across to them. They may be avoiding the doctor, or are in vehement denial that anything is wrong, and a confrontation won't help.",
"You may have something of a spiritual crisis of faith. On the one side, there are your beloved family members, and on the other, your partner, or perhaps your own conscience. Only you can decide where to go from here and you may have to disengage from both sides in order to make the right choice.",
"You may have an opportunity to take on a leadership role or to stand above the crowd today, but don't let new authority go to your head. You may find that some of the people you counted on to be supportive will have to be wooed and pursued.",
"You will be the centre of attention today, particularly if you are single and looking for love - it seems everyone is suddenly noticing you and they find you highly attractive. This is a good time to tell a special someone what you are feeling.",
"Your financial interests are tied to your home, residence or family in some way today, and you may be able to locate some equity or resources that will help you get started on a home improvement project, renovation or home purchase plan. You might have to fight with someone over the details though.",
"You might be impulsively spending money today, and if you want to make them worthy investments, focus on \"comfort furniture\", healthcare, and other purchases that boost your body, soul and spirit. Avoid frivolous entertainment or heavy items.",
"You are likely to experience a dramatic encounter over money or finances today, but there are unexpected opportunities in your work or career, especially if you are involved with the Internet or communications technology. If you don't have a web site, no better time than the present.",
"You will be making a lot of phone calls today, especially if you are a parent. Everyone has different schedules to tie up. There will be good news about a child's education or their sudden interest in computers will be a source of inspiration for you.",
"You will get good news over the phone or via email today. Some challenging situation you are facing in the workplace is frustrating, but the situation may be a good learning experience that you can apply in your love life of all places.",
"Your home needs a makeover and this could be a good day for you to start planning some creative changes. Your creativity is high and so is your personal energy. You can impress a boss or an authority figure with an idea for a big new project.",
"You will be at odds with friends and family for some reason today. It may be that at least one loved one feels you are getting more than you are due. Pointing out that you have been working hard for your perks probably won't help. They want to hear you say you realize they deserve some recognition too.",
"You are full of creative energy and vigor today. You may decide to take up painting, drawing or a musical instrument. It will be relaxing and will help you connect with something you felt was lost a long time ago. If you have children it may be time for piano lessons.");

var oct = new Array("Kick back, relax and have yourself a good time. Put aside your worries and fears about your career or social standing right now. You will have a great deal of creative energy, and there is fun, family and good entertainment around in abundance. Take advantage of an opportunity to escape reality.",
"Your attention will be focused on your creative skills and abilities in an unmistakable way today. Your intuition, talents and skills could lead you towards a new form of creative self-expression, and possibly to a new career or social circle.",
"There are opportunities for travel and entertainment today, but it is going to cost a lot of money if you are not careful. You may be able to learn something about art, music or the spiritual arts such as meditation today. Your energy levels are likely to fluctuate through the day.",
"You may have to be the company cost cutter today but the dramatic changes and wild, innovative ideas you have could ultimately be what is needed to turn things around. If you are not in a leadership role, don't be afraid to speak out anyway. Someone will remember your contribution.",
"Listen to a friend who offers help or advice on health issues. You may feel a little swamped just dealing with daily chores, and there is a pal who wants to help - but they may fear you'll be offended if they offer. Ask if they can help, you'll both enjoy working together.",
"If you said \"No\" to a friend or coworker yesterday, today may be the day you pay for it in other ways. You may discover that someone you thought was a friend was really after something more tangible than companionship. You may be better off without them. Trust your instincts here.",
"You are going to find out that change can be a very good thing indeed. A dramatic, explosive revelation could prove to be just what your love life needed. You may be giving or getting a gift of art, flowers, poetry or music today.",
"If you are single, you may be finding that your career is interfering with your search for that significant other. Today is not the best day to buck the tide. You are getting the cosmic message that you need to do a little more self-contemplation and evaluation.",
"You may be invited out to a lecture or class together with friends, but you may find that the content is boring, or too challenging. You will have better luck in getting together with your significant other for some cuddle-time together this evening.",
"You could soon be making investments together with a friend or associate, but if you do some quiet investigation, you may find that there are secrets being kept. This may not be a bad thing, it may turn out that you find a source of income someone else overlooked.",
"You might better spend the day writing poetry or the great historical novel you keep putting off, rather than putting your wildly creative ideas into any work-related writing today. Someone could come back and ask you where your head was at.",
"You'll be anything but tongue-tied today, but you may look back and wish you had been! Your mental and physical energy is a little too high today, and you might misinterpret that as anxiety. Take frequent breaks today or a time out for exercise if you find yourself moving too fast.",
"Your office is buzzing like a nest of anxious hornets today. You might want to avoid the \"Queen Bee\" because those in a position of authority are not likely to react rationally right now. Stay focused on getting the job done and stay under the radar if you can.",
"Changes in friendships or business associations may leave you feeling a little insecure today. Push through your resistance and you'll find opportunities to connect with others. An older person might challenge your authority at first, but they'll get on board.",
"You may be asked to sign some contract or document today. Unfortunately, the idea is likely to go nowhere unless you are the driving force. It is difficult to connect with people, meetings are cancelled or rescheduled, everyone is scattered and their thinking is unclear.",
"A friendship will bring great joy and inspiration today. You could greatly benefit by taking a leadership role in a group, club or charity. Don't be afraid to take control, your insight is sharp, and you will be downright inspirational when you speak out today.",
"It may be your turn to be a little smug. The challenges you faced yesterday turn out to have been a blessing in disguise, and you now not only have some self-created lucky opportunities, but you are bringing in new friends who hopefully have more faith in you.",
"It looks like you are worried about your health or wellness, yet you are resisting seeking professional feedback. Your worries are most likely exaggerated, and seeking advice might end up bringing you opportunities you might have missed otherwise.",
"Your intuition will be sharper than normal today. You could actually have one of those strange psychic experiences people sometimes report, where they \"just know\" something good will happen to a loved one or relative, and it later turns out to be true.",
"You have some interesting energies in your health and lifestyle sector. Your intuition may be very good, leading you to alternative cures or treatments and healthier lifestyle habits. You do have to be careful with your words though, you are awfully intense today.",
"You may feel like the proverbial invisible man or woman today - it seems that people overlook you, but not in a negative way. You just do not register on the radarscope. There are times and places where this can be a good thing, so don't take it personally.",
"You have a chance to raise your personal or public profile today, but you do have to be careful when schmoozing those higher up on the corporate ladder right now. Avoid spreading any office gossip, especially about female coworkers or supervisors.",
"A family member could bring you unexpected financial opportunities. You may be a bit leery but there is gold to be mined in the wisdom of a loved one, even if you have had some ups and downs in the past. Just avoid spending too much money on entertainment and recreational plans today.",
"The big changes right now are going to be those that affect your pocketbook. You know you need to make some changes, and one of those will be more philosophical than material. You need to find a way to make a living that feeds your soul as well as your bank balance.",
"You may have to dip into your emergency fund to help someone out. There could be problems with a child's health, well-being or with a friend who has just been foolish with their money one more time. If it is the latter you may be sorely tempted to write them off.",
"Learning, studying and writing are the themes for the day. You may be investigating taking up a new course involving some form of communications, media, or public relations. If you are a writer, stay at home and pound the keys. You could have a best-seller hiding in there!",
"People you know will introduce you to a new club or group of people that will have great meaning in your life. Whether you share hobbies, interests or ideas, you will feel a strong emotional and spiritual bond that may help you deal with deep personal emotional issues. It's a good day to catch up on reading, research, study or paperwork.",
"Your love life or partner may put yourself at odds with the authority structure of your family today. The \"head of the clan\" may force you to take another look at just what is important in your life, and what can be put aside for the sake of peace.",
"It may be difficult for you to open up to a family member - especially if the person in question takes the form of \"mother in law\". It is a good day to practice being a patient listener. You will learn much if you listen without falling top the temptation to argue or defend yourself.",
"Your love life gets playful and interesting today. If you are single, you could meet someone in a bookstore or library, somewhere where ideas are communicated and shared for enjoyment. The gossip lines are heating up in your social circle too.",
"If you have a sick child in the family, look for a new alternative healthcare treatment today. You may be pleasantly surprised by a treatment that comes out of the blue. Exercise, physical activity, get out together into the fresh air and have some fun.");

var nov = new Array("You are looking forward to a little fun soon, but you may find yourself in a disagreement with a loved one over the choice of entertainment or the venue of your next outing. If you are single, you could meet a potential new partner at a sporting event.",
"Whether you are a parent or not, you are likely to be focusing a good deal of your energy on children today. Someone you love may soon be announcing a birth, there may be news of a pregnancy or it may be that you are considering adding a branch to your own family tree.",
"You may not feel much like working right now, but that doesn't mean that you can't accomplish something today. Convert the drudge work into an interesting mystery or creative project. Make the paperwork part of the investigatory trail that leads you to an adventure.",
"Keep your energies focused on your own goals today. If you let yourself get distracted by a friend, you may find yourself shelling out some big bucks on some outing or item you don't need or really want. It is a great day for catching up on your household chores.",
"Avoid the new holistic snake-oil sellers. Sure, many of the alternative medications and treatments are legitimate, but you are likely to pick the wrong one right now. Keep studying and looking for information - put off action for a few days until better information comes in.",
"You may feel under the weather today, but you will push yourself ahead anyway because there is a good opportunity for money to be made. You may get into power struggles with employers or subordinates, though - if you are on the upper rung of the ladder, practice patience.",
"You and your partner could reconnect through shared educational opportunities. Not only will you learn things about the world outside, but you will share new intimacy from learning things about each other. If single, check out a mega-sized bookstore.",
"You and your significant other need some time together but you may find that it is hard at times to \"connect\" emotionally and intellectually. Try for some kind of outing where you don't have to think too much, and where competition is not in the picture. Go for a bike ride not a racquetball game.",
"You may find that you have a difficult time focusing or concentrating on any issue involving healthcare or daily chores. Investments, shared resources and disputes surrounding religious differences are possible. Your family members will have answers.",
"Your mind turns to more spiritual matters today. You could be drawn to prayer groups, learn about meditation, or attend spiritual lectures or seminars. You have developed a sudden interest in developing your intuition. You may discover you have psychic talents.",
"You may have to sacrifice financially in order to get education for yourself or for a loved one. Your mind may not be on the road today, so drive with extra caution. It may be a good idea to check the fluids and air in your vehicle, especially if you are heading into a long commute.",
"Planning a personal get-away would go a lot more smoothly than working on a business trip right now. You may find that the roads are one gigantic mess as you make your way to and from the workplace today, but you have lucky breaks when trying to sneak away to a game or a movie.",
"If you are frustrated with your career right now it is because you feel you have more to give than is being exploited. You want to teach someone something, but they seem determined to do things the hard way. Let them! You'll both come out better for it in the end.",
"You are pondering making a considerable change to the direction of your career or social plans because there is a promising financial opportunity. The challenge is in the changes this will also bring to your lifestyle and the way you are perceived by others.",
"You are looking for big changes in your career and social life, but have not considered how unsettling this might be for your home and family life. You are about to get something of a wake-up call there. Pay special attention to your loved ones today.",
"Friends and companions could bring you opportunities to travel, or it may just be you'll have to make a short trip to visit someone. There is a tendency to drive a little fast reflected in your chart, be careful you are on the lookout for those sneaky radar traps!",
"Your love life is heating up with the help of a friend who is either playing match-maker, or who has more than just a friendly interest in you. Your personal energy will be up, and you will want to be in large groups of people. Sporting events will be fun and lucky for you today.",
"Even though your intuition may not be completely up to top shape, you may still find that you are able to use your gut feel to advantage. You could connect with someone who makes a creative and effective partner or supporter in your drive to climb the ladder of success.",
"You may feel that your intuition is a bit off today and find it hard to trust yourself. You may find that your decisions are particularly challenging where it comes to romantic partnerships, but you have better luck connecting with relatives and extended family.",
"You may be getting a strong intuition about the health and well-being of a friend or loved one today. You may be right, but you may also have to be somewhat delicate in how you approach the matter. The party in question may be in denial.",
"You may need a little time and space for yourself right now if you are married, but will be looking to connect if you are single. Either way, you significant other or a potential partner has other ideas. You may find that you are expressing a lot of frustration.",
"You may have suffered something of a blow to your self-esteem recently, but when you cut yourself some slack, you'll discover it is okay to feel pretty good about yourself. A little playtime, or time out for a hobby, some reading time, or a short trip could work wonders.",
"You will have good reason to celebrate today. You are looking at much better financial conditions. If you did not get a raise or promotion recently there may be other ways for you to increase your bottom line. There are good opportunities for bargain-seeking today too.",
"You are into serious \"shopaholic\" mode right now. The upside is that you can definitely find some really good bargains. The downside is that you could spend way too much money on things that you don't really need. Be careful to ask yourself \"do I really need this\".",
"Your intuition is going to tell you that someone has been pulling a fast one. You need to listen to that inner voice, because it could save you from losing a lot of money to some smooth talker who is taking advantage of your generosity or trusting nature.",
"Not only will you be a lot more talkative now, but there are opportunities for you in publishing or the media. Unexpected invitations to social or career-related events will arise. \"Networking\" events are especially lucky right now. You have strongly romantic energies today.",
"You'll be very aware of emotions today - yours, and those shown by the people you work with most closely. Conversations will focus on dreams, ideals, goals and aspirations, particularly travel plans, but there may be more talking than doing.",
"The old homestead may need some repairs. You could have a leaky roof, a problem with the weather stripping, or a problem with your garage. You may get some phone calls today that focus on a recent spiritual interest or experience you have shared.",
"You may have some trouble with some home repairs or renovations today, or with a family member who is a little cranky over some changes in your love life. Once you find your energy again, you'll be able to fix a problem and may actually increase the value of your home.",
"You may come up with a way to cheer up a loved one that involves children and creativity. You may bring together people who can teach each other new crafts, skills or hobbies. There is a lot of fun to be had if you keep an open mind about a recreational outing.");

var dec = new Array("You are a classic flirt today and you may have to turn the temperature down a notch or two because you'll be hot hot hot! Your energy is well into overload. You'll be sassy, spontaneous and highly attractive and there will be no better time than today for some extra-curricular recreation.",
"If you are thinking about having children, today is an excellent day to bring up the topic with your partner. If you are already working on it, you could get good news soon. If children are not in your immediate plans, \"play safe\" today, and find a creative way to please your own inner child.",
"You will be heading out for some fun and games, most likely with family members. It's possible you will be traveling over short or long distances, and this is likely to be a greatly enjoyable and pleasant day. Just make sure you don't over-do it!",
"You may be making a lot more money soon, but there will have to be some changes or adjustments in an important business relationship. You may find that extra money brings extra responsibilities, but your romantic partner or business associates may not be totally understanding.",
"You may want to change your lifestyle dramatically today, but that severe diet or exercise program that has caught your eye might actually be dangerous. Don't make sudden changes without consulting a dietician or healthcare professional who knows your current lifestyle.",
"Listen to your gut feel. It is telling you that you need a creative outlet in your work, and you are not getting that where you are at right now. This is the time to plan changes rather than to take immediate action, though, as conditions are subject to unexpected changes.",
"The battle of the sexes is over. It's hot and happy lovemaking time. There is just nothing like making up is there? You and your partner are back on the same page. If you are single, get out some place like one of those super bookstores where you can chat and read. You won't stay alone for long.",
"Your love life flip-flops from fabulous to frustrating, sometimes within a few moments passion turns to pressure. You are not communicating well, and you are not terribly realistic about your responsibilities and expectations in relationships.",
"Don't let yourself get too wound up in financial or personal worries right now. You may feel you are being a little selfish being so worried about your investments when people are starving in the world, but the truth is you can't help others if you join them.",
"This is a good time for trying out new financial or investment ideas, especially those that arise as opportunities in your workplace. You may hear of changes in your sector that leave you feeling more \"bullish\" on the future of your career.",
"Work-related paperwork is just a little too challenging today. Go over any legal documents with a fine-tooth comb and don't sign anything that you are not 100 percent sure of. On the upside, you have innate knowledge of a topic that will come in handy today.",
"Travel and commuting is likely to be a bit of a chore, even if it's ultimately worth the effort. You may find that communication, paperwork and getting from one place to another seems a bit like wading through hip-deep molasses right at the moment.",
"You have the potential to be a leader in the workplace, but you may have been hiding that potential because you have feared the responsibility up until now. Sudden and unexpected changes in the workplace could lead to dramatic changes in your position.",
"You may have some fuzzy and strange feelings today. You feel like you should be working, and can't, or feel you should be working harder. There is something missing in your home, something the family wants or you want for the family that you may not be able to afford just yet.",
"You may have to take control or want to take control of a contentious situation today, but it will be hard to get all the participants marching in the same direction. You may be muttering epithets under your breath that contain the phrase \"herding cats\".",
"You could help out a confused friend with their issues today, and in so doing discover the answers to your own questions or self-doubts. Call up your old pals and a few new ones if you need to - you will be surprised what comes about as the result of a sudden phone call.",
"You have had some trouble mixing friends and money the past year or so, but right now you might actually benefit from sharing some of your wealth or experience with a friend in need. You should be very open with your expectations if you do, so no-one expects a payment that isn't coming.",
"Subconscious messages, dreams, and sudden insights, will bring messages for you today. They are telling you that you have a strong need to reach out and touch someone - a relative or parent who is feeling lonely. You could dramatically brighten someone's day with a simple phone call.",
"You may find that your subconscious mind is a huge asset today. Listen to your inner voice. What is it telling you about your loved ones, relatives and neighbors? Who needs help, advice or mentoring? You can make a huge difference in their lives.",
"It will be a day of great personal insights. Some of the best times of personal growth come during challenges. If you find yourself facing a difficult decision today, rejoice! You are being given a special opportunity to make a huge leap forward.",
"You are going throug dramatic and positive personal changes, likely as a result of something you learned recently. You may have attended a self-improvement class or seminar. The problem is that not everyone in your family is supportive of the new you.",
"You are the center of attention again today. If you are not single be careful how you deal with all the extra attention you will be getting. Your partner is going through some big changes and they may feel insecure if you change too suddenly yourself.",
"A friend or companion will have good ideas or opportunities to make money in inventive, new, original ways. You may find yourself in a new group of people who have dramatic or unusual talents. They may be able to help you boost your own income.",
"You may have to budget, or consider going back to school because you feel that the current \"status quo\" is not meeting your financial needs. Study the options carefully - make sure your own desires are taken into account. Don't let a friend push you to spend what you can't afford.",
"Money matters are a bone of contention today, especially if you owe anyone any money. They may be seeking a reassurance that you can repay. You do have support from long-term aspects, any issues that come up today should be minor and short-term.",
"Get ready for more breakthroughs. You have deep insights into your own motivation, actions and behavior. New ways to communicate will open up. If you are still single, you could meet someone at a bookstore, library or online chat room.",
"You will have a way with words that is incredibly persuasive right now. You seem to have just the right things to say, especially where it comes to your significant other. If you are still single, you could meet someone special in the self-help section at the bookstore.",
"Your intuition is right on where it comes to the social connections in your family. You may be hearing some very interesting gossip. Be careful that you don't spread anything you hear, though, because not all the details may be accurate.",
"Your intuition is right on where it comes to the social connections in your family. You may be hearing some very interesting gossip. Be careful that you don't spread anything you hear, though, because not all the details may be accurate.",
"Find a good friend and get out for a little play-time. You deserve some time off to have a bit of totally pointless fun. You don't always have to have a practical purpose hidden behind your little journeys, now do you? If there is no one handy, strike out on your own - you might not return alone.",
"You may take up a new hobby today that will be part of your life for a long time. If you are single, you may find that art classes, music lessons, or classes in communications are good places to expand your horizons while you meet new people.");

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