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var jan = new Array("Family members remain a bit cranky today, but luckily you won't have to deal with them too much. There is an opportunity for you to get away from home, family and relatives, and out where you can forget your worries and enjoy a little energetic fun.",
"You'll be a lot happier and much more optimistic today. Sticking close to home, working on cleaning or home improvement projects could be a source of great joy and satisfaction to you. It all has the side benefit of increasing property values too, if you are a homeowner.",
"Trust your instincts where it comes to property or real estate matters. You may feel that it is time to make a change, but your gut feel is the best guidance you can seek out right now. Don't let a real estate agent push you to a quick decision based on flattery.",
"You have an opportunity to make money out of your home on some kind of craft, hobby or creative business. Your ideas to redecorate your home may be costly, but there could be long-term financial benefit in having a more attractive home.",
"You will take personal offense to something a child or loved one says today. It may be that the comment was meant to hurt, but if you can put that aside for a moment, you may find that there is a small kernel of truth in their criticism.",
"If you are a parent, your children are likely picking your pocket today, big time. It may be someone has a cold or some other temporary health condition, or you may find yourself spending a lot of money on \"Back to School\" supplies and clothing.",
"Your chart right now practically shouts that you need to exercise more, and you need to watch your diet. You have financial opportunities to celebrate, but if you do that with cookie dough ice cream, it will go straight to your waist line right now.",
"You may be afraid to speak up for yourself today, especially in the workplace, because some authority figure is putting down your ideas. The truth is that they feel threatened by your innovative approach and are afraid of your potential to usurp their place.",
"You can sort out any recent misunderstandings with a gift of books, poetry, or travel. If your budget is not so great, a simple \"I love you\" card could make a huge difference to any relationship that has been under stressful circumstances lately.",
"Unexpected good fortune may be heading your way in your love life. If you are still single, you could meet someone by accident or over the Internet. If you are already married, you could have an argument with your significant other that leads to new understanding.",
"You feel a little frustrated and confused today, possibly due to lack or sleep or \"romantic recreation\", if you catch my drift. You and your partner need to be a little more \"physically active\", but you may find that there are obstacles and challenges before you can get together.",
"You could end up in a dispute about money, values, debts or investments today, because you are having a hard time getting others to see or understand your point of view. You are having some strongly emotional feelings about self-worth that are coming out in your spending habits.",
"You may run across a lot of weird ideas as you are preparing research or paperwork today. People seem to have the strangest ideas, and they don't understand why you don't \"get it\". Try to be tactful when saying they are ahead of their time.",
"You might have to make some travel plans, or travel plans may be restricted, because of success in your work. If you hate traveling, you may find yourself volunteered to head off to a trade show. If you love it, you may find yourself stuck at home because you have too much work.",
"Challenges arise in the paperwork, educational, research and travel-related areas of life. You may find that you have trouble concentrating right now, and this could push back an important project. Hand off any research, public relations, publicity or detailed paperwork that you can, and focus on the \"big picture\" ideas for now.",
"You may have an interesting opportunity to make more money or to boost yourself up a rung or two on the ladder of success. You may discover some new idea or concept that has you hunting for more information on the Internet or at a local bookstore.",
"You have a warm and charming energy today, and can use it to best effect in career-related meetings or social encounters. You will be the one to find the \"win-win\" solution that gets everyone smiling, excited and energized about an important project.",
"Friends and companions will have you on the phone a lot today. The gossip lines are burning up with information about a friend or sibling and their hot new romance. Your own love life could be getting hot too, but you'll want to keep that under your hat.",
"You catch a break from the workload today due to the thoughtful ideas of a good friend. They may pop by at lunch with a \"doggie bag\" or offer to drive you to or from work, or baby-sit your kids this evening so you can get some time out. Someone will recommend a good book today.",
"You have decided to take charge in a \"situation\" between two friends whose heads seem to need knocking together. You may have a better effect just by showing up, rather than making the over the top \"get your acts together\" speech you have been planning.",
"A lot of the worries you suffer from are self-inflicted punishments. You won't want to see it that way, because you don't like to do too much looking back, but the past is what holds the key to your moods right now. Seek out someone who you know will pull no punches, and ask them for their take on things.",
"Your intuition is solid today and it could lead you to finding an alternative way to treat a long-standing healthcare concern. You may find that the treatment is more affordable and has less side-effects than traditional cures. Diet, exercise and an open mind will lead to better health.",
"You'll get a big self-esteem boost today. If you are a writer you may be celebrating an acceptance letter from one of your publishers or agents. You could hear news that makes it possible for you to travel, take a course, or get in touch with loved ones far away.",
"If someone in your family challenges your choices or motivations today, it is likely because they believe that you have been spending too much time in self-indulgent pursuits lately. Well, you do deserve a few treats now and then. Do not let any criticism get to you right now.",
"Sudden changes or a crisis in your workplace could throw you into the spotlight, or into an unexpected leadership role with tremendous potential for advancement. But you may be your own worst enemy right now. You need to have the kind of faith in yourself that others have in you.",
"You have some good money ideas today, but you don't trust yourself. It could be that a friend of yours made some less than supportive noises last time you stepped onto this territory and now you are not sure how to forge ahead. Listen to your gut feel, not the naysayers.",
"If you absolutely have to go out shopping today, make it for the things you really need, like supplies for cleaning, for organizing your home office, or for a special item for the workplace that will improve your mood and personal productivity.",
"You are going to get a lot of phone calls that will make you want to scratch your head today. People seem to be talking in some kind of weird language out of \"Star Trek\" or something. The upside is no matter what language you are speaking in your significant other seems to \"get it\" today.",
"The phone keeps ringing off the hook, and you are amazed by what people have to say. Someone has some wild advice for you, advice you immediately want to dismiss, but if you slow down, take a deep breath, you may realize they have a point after all.",
"The space aliens are still at it. Your loved ones and neighbours are acting so oddly you may sincerely wonder what planet they came from. Relax and enjoy the show. It's not often one gets free space theatre in their own back yard - and you'll want a distraction from your moody \"significant other\".",
"You may be torn between responsibilities at home, and a strong need to travel or get away from it all. You are highly impulsive right now, and could wreck your economic recovery plans if you aren't careful ... sticking money into your home is far better for the long-term goals.");

var feb = new Array("A home-based business should have two key ingredients for success - a good, solid, supportive partner, and an outstanding creative idea. A little luck and investment from third parties couldn't hurt either. You could find many of the conditions you need are coming into place.",
"Today it is your personal relationships that prove challenging, but there are opportunities within the arguments you are likely to face today. You have a chance to learn something about the dynamics of personal relationships. Part of loving someone is learning to love their family.",
"You are likely to have unexpected disagreements with family members today, and you need to watch your temper. There will be an opening to present a helpful compromise on the daily chores or to work together to improve your mutual health and well being.",
"You'll want to escape the office or work responsibilities today. Kids in your life will be delighted because you'll suddenly be a playful bundle of fun. Your physical and emotional energy is high. Your romantic energies are also high, much to the delight of your partner.",
"You definitely don't like the idea of being stuck working today. You want to play and get away from the rat race. But you may find that coworkers and companions are demanding or needy, or that your creative skills are in high demand.",
"You are going to have to make a mental adjustment in your attitude towards someone you care for. A child's innocent question may have you asking yourself if you've done all you can for a loved one. Your love life could blossom through the intervention of a precocious child.",
"Your unusual ideas about health, fitness and lifestyle could bring in money right now, if you are careful to study things properly. You have more learning to do, but the ideas that seem strange and unlikely may in fact be the answers you have been seeking.",
"You may be a bit accident-prone today, so be careful if you have to do any chores involving sharp objects or power tools. You need to take things slow and careful, because you are full of energy, and feel impatient and impulsive right now.",
"More changes and challenges in romantic partnerships are hitting your \"love life\" sectors today. You will remain overly energetic, and your partner may be saying \"enough already!\" You don't need a cold shower, you just need to take things a little more slowly.",
"Love and romance perfume the air around you in a heady cloud. You may not even be able to think straight today, because your passions will be in control of all your senses. You will want to treat a friend or companion to something special today.",
"You have some feelings of insecurity or anxiety today and you don't know where they are coming from. Listen to your instincts, but don't act on them without checking the facts and background, especially if your pocketbook is involved. You are likely to over-spend today.",
"You may have a disagreement with friends or loved ones about spirituality, religion or culture today. Your values are changing, and you may feel that your social circle is pressuring you to return to the fold, or at least appear to support the status quo.",
"You may find that there are roadblocks, detours and a lot of road rage to deal with on the way to and from work today. Bring along some water, turn the radio dial to the local news and traffic radio station, and remember to breathe deeply when you are inevitably cut off by a thoughtless driver today.",
"Be very careful when you are on the road right now. You are a bit fog-headed at the moment, and could be something of a hazard on the road. Take a few extra moments to check those blind spots, avoid tailgating and leave home early when you head out for the commute.",
"You may end up in an argument with your significant other today if you are not careful. You may be so busy arguing about the lack of communication that you forget to listen. The answer to any dispute today is to let go of the need to \"win\".",
"It looks like there is an important opportunity to advance in your career or social life today, if you are ready to move quickly. Someone you socialize with could open the door to career success. You may be invited to an important party or gathering soon.",
"You may find that your creative skills or a concept you have learned through spiritual studies could be a source of prosperity or improved productivity. Your creative talents will be needed today, and an idea you come up with could lead to money.",
"A friend of yours could ask you for advice regarding a relationship today. You may share some kind of hurtful experience in the past that makes it hard for you both to trust, so you understand each other. The best advice is \"Follow your gut feeling.\"",
"You and your friends will be looking forward to the weekend. You have a lot of extra energy, things seem to flow smoothly, and you have a lot of support and interest for some big entertainment event of party that you are planning together,",
"A friendly opinion or an offer of free advice comes with someone else's baggage attached to it. Whatever is said, consider the source. You may be critiqued as needing more education or exposure in the arts, and it's probably an extremely unfair assessment.",
"Your compassion and good will towards a loved one could get you into a spot of trouble right now if you over-extend your budget. There is a chance for you to do some good, and that's a good thing. Just try not to be too quick to throw money at the problem.",
"Your intuition is powerful and strong today, but you may find to works better in and around your family and home neighborhood, less so in and around the workplace, or when directed towards career issues. The workplace may bring mixed results today.",
"You will learn interesting and helpful information that could help you improve your well being and physical appearance today. There will be phone calls and letters from loved ones, and there is likely to be a note of well-deserved praise or thanks.",
"Open your eyes, close your mouth. That is the best advice you could get today. You may be moody, temperamental and anxious, and could be extremely vulnerable to saying just the wrong thing at the worst possible moment. Make it your intention to watch your temper - don't be goaded into confrontations.",
"A family member could express some concern about your physical appearance, attitude, or the way you are treating yourself. You may have to work harder to reassure them that everything is okay, because if you are honest, you know you have been a bit moody lately.",
"The financial picture is definitely looking up today. There are unexpected twists and turns along the path that fate has set out for you. You may be tempted to gamble today, but the best bet is on your own skills, talents, dreams and desires.",
"You can get some terrific bargains today if you go shopping. Your intuition will lead you to special values and important connections. You may find money, or get a rebate in the mail. Your luck is good today, and if you pay attention you will benefit from a money-making opportunity.",
"Great changes result from paperwork, written communications and telephone calls, but you'll have a tendency to overpower others today. Pull back a little if you notice that people are backing away from you. You may be coming on just a little too strongly.");

var mar = new Array("You want to know something about a loved one or friend. Best route between two points is a straight line. Go and ask. They will be a little surprised, since you have said little to nothing so far, but it is likely they will be happy to hear of your interest.",
"There is a definite theme in your chart lately. The message is that home-based or family business is taking off - in some cases much better than you expected. Your energies are high today and if you are involved in sales you can expect a lucky and prosperous day.",
"You have an intuition about an elder family member. You must go and speak to them, take action on their behalf, or find some way you can help them. Your generosity and good will can work wonders right now. A little home improvement chore will make a huge difference in your lifestyle.",
"You are starting to see some cracks in the family armor today. The children of the family are suffering from too much creative energy, and way too much time on their hands. You can help by communicating their needs to the responsible adults - these kids need hobbies!",
"You may get a lot of ego-boosting compliments about your appearance today, and you are likely to attract attention from strangers, but you may find that the attention you attract may not last long. You may have a strange or unusual idea for a creative project that just doesn't work out.",
"Money, children and recreation combine to make a significant dent in your pocketbook. Watch your \"discretionary\" spending. No credit cards today. You have to stay focused on the long-term goals and that may be hard because of the arrival of unexpected expenses.",
"Your work life is about to get a major boost in a positive direction. You'll have additional resources and responsibilities, and will be happy for some guidance from an older coworker who will have some ideas for ways to improve your business communications.",
"A change in diet or the weather could bring on some discomfort. A relaxing evening could bring you back up to speed though. Take some extra time for yourself to feed body, soul and spirit.",
"You and your partner are starting to see eye to eye about the career thing, now that you have spent some time hashing out the real problems. You really need to spend more quality time together, and a morning workout or sport you take up together could be just the ticket.",
"The way you communicate with your significant other is about to undergo a big change. You may have some disagreement over values or lifestyle, and while that may be challenging, you will ultimately sort things out so that you are both a lot happier.",
"Don't let your impulses get the best of you today. When someone pops by with a hot stock tip or new investment idea, make an excuse to hold off on a decision, and check out the facts. There may be good opportunities coming, but you should proceed carefully, follow the facts, not the hype.",
"Someone from your family will help you regain your balance with some wise advice. You are not quite sure what to do with a relative or loved one who is not taking care of their health the way they should. It may be there is nothing that you can do right now.",
"This is not the best day for travel, for starting a new course, or any form of research or study. You are only likely to find information that angers and frustrates you - especially if the topics are political and social matters close to your heart.",
"You are a little frustrated today because you are finding it hard to think, learn, communicate or study. You are distracted by emotions, or by people who don't have a good grip on anger issues. Avoid getting into any disagreements or arguments if you can.",
"Arguments, disagreements and challenges to your authority are all part of the hazards and obstacles you face right now. Someone is testing you - trying to find out what your hot buttons are and how long they can push them before you explode - which could well happen today.",
"Someone you work with may be the source of a hot and juicy investment tip today. It may look promising, but it could be risky. You may have to make a last-minute dash to take advantage of the information. Make sure that you get the story straight before investing.",
"You are reacting to outer changes, and that may have pushed you off your career path a bit. If you slow down and have a more dispassionate look at things, you may come to the conclusion that things are actually moving along a lot better than you thought.",
"If you are still single, a friend or companion could bring you a welcome opportunity today to get out, to have some fun, and to meet some new people who can brighten the romantic picture for the next while. It is a chooser's market, so take your time.",
"If you are still single, a friend or companion could be the key to brightening your love life. If they have not already introduced you to their other single friends, ask them if they know anyone else who is looking for romance. You could meet someone at a group or club.",
"Friends and companions seem scattered, confused and moody. If you put it down to existential angst you won't be far from the truth. Everyone is looking inwards and outwards at the same time, so of course they all come across as terribly confused.",
"You lack confidence in your creative skills right now, even though people are giving you the signs of approval that you have been seeking. You shouldn't worry what anyone else thinks right now - stay focused on your own personal priorities and concerns.",
"You may have an opportunity to build your financial future with the quiet assistance of someone who wears a uniform. You may have to visit some kind of zoning, taxation or real-estate authority today, and while it's out of your way, and the experience is a bit of a nuisance, you will ultimately find that there is real value to be had.",
"You are incredibly attractive to the opposite sex today. They see something mysterious and vulnerable in you, and are eager to pry into all your dark and hidden secrets. You may have more opportunities than you can handle. Be careful when juggling that social calendar.",
"Sometimes you have to do what is right for you and to the blazes with what everyone thinks. This could be one of those times. You may be feeling apathetic and self-indulgent today - and go with it for a change. You are entitled to take a break now and then.",
"Your enemy today will be staring at you from the other side of mirror. If you don't make a stunning investment or financial bargain happen today, it will only be because you are getting in the way of your own success. Affirmation: \"I firmly believe in my own ideas\".",
"You have lucky intuition regarding money or valuables today. You may decide to take an unexpected detour and run across an incredibly good bargain, or throw one heck of a good yard sale today. You have good ideas for your financial future too.",
"Believe in yourself and your ideas. You may have an insight that could prove profitable if you establish a long-term game plan. Make sure any financial planning is geared for stability and slow growth, but don't be afraid to sink some time, effort and money into your hobbies too.",
"You feel like reaching out to others today. You may have a strong urge to talk about nothing in particular. The truth is that you have had to make some challenging changes recently and you still don't fully understand their impact in your life.",
"You are likely going to be spending a lot of time on the phone today, talking to friends and loved ones, possibly long-distance. An old flame could brighten your day, but an old friend might be a bit more challenging, because they are dealing with a personal problem.",
"If you have some family members you normally describe as \"slightly nutty\", today is the day when you find that there is some truth to the idea that great talent often comes with some mental baggage. Let yourself be entertained - you may learn something from your \"mad genius\".",
"A secret that bursts forth like a breaking dam takes you and your family down new and unexpected challenges. But the truth not only hurts - it's also a powerful healer. Don't let yourself be dragged under by your fears! Let yourself be swept away to a better place.");

var apr = new Array("You may find that there is more value in your home than you thought. It could be property values are rising, there is home equity, or, if you are renting, you may be able to negotiate a better deal in an upcoming lease renewal. There is good news from family members too, someone may be getting a new job.",
"You have an opportunity to change something about the home or workplace. Dramatic, sudden chances can actually work to your favor. The main roadblock will come in the form of a partner or an openly competitive coworker who decides their ideas are better.",
"Your family will hold great blessings for you today. You may hear of good news, a financial windfall, a new baby, or other expansions to your home and family will bring you pleasure. Some family members are supporting you and others appear to be working against you. Force yourself to stay confident! You know your own abilities best. A little extra money could come in handy today.",
"There are strange energies in the air today. You may feel confused or distracted, yet you know there is great potential for change, especially where it comes to your friends, family life, children, hobbies and romances. Go with the flow of life, it could take you unusual places.",
"If you are feeling a bit drained of energy today, spend some time and money on yourself. Get out to a massage therapist, spa, salon or wellness centre. You need a break from the daily grind, but a small break is all you can likely afford to take right now.",
"You may get a lot of ego-boosting compliments about your appearance today, and you are likely to attract attention from strangers, but you may find that the attention you attract may not last long. You may have a strange or unusual idea for a creative project that just doesn't work out.",
"You will be hearing some good news about your health today, and there will be unexpected developments that get your energy moving along nicely. You have a lot of interesting and exciting ideas and can get a lot of chores completed that you had been putting off.",
"Pay attention to your health and fitness today. You are stressing your system with imaginary anxiety and worries. You are not getting enough sleep or exercise and probably have been eating the wrong foods. You have to take better care of yourself.",
"If you are married, you have a good opportunity to make amends with an in-law or relative on your spouse or partner's side of the family. You will make an incredibly good impression if you just patiently listen to them, without any judgment or argument.",
"Your love life is about to get a little funky and unusual. You can expect the unexpected as secret attractions are revealed and you are presented with some highly appealing opportunities. If you are already in a relationship, you may decide to explore a forbidden fantasy with your partner.",
"Religious differences could come between you and a family member today. You both need to get perspective and stop trying to prove who is \"right\". It's all about core values you still share. A friend may ask to borrow money. Don't expect to ever get it back.",
"Ask around your circle of friends and someone may have the perfect holistic remedy or treatment for that headache or tummy-ache you or a loved one is suffering from. The main stress you feel today has to do with finances, investments and debts.",
"You may be frustrated with paperwork or challenging travel plans right now. Your mind will be active, but you don't have a lot of physical energy, and your emotional mood may be part of the reason why you don't feel like being too active at the moment.",
"You may find that there are roadblocks, detours and a lot of road rage to deal with on the way to and from work today. Bring along some water, turn the radio dial to the local news and traffic radio station, and remember to breathe deeply when you are inevitably cut off by a thoughtless driver today.",
"Be very careful when you are on the road right now. You are a bit fog-headed at the moment, and could be something of a hazard on the road. Take a few extra moments to check those blind spots, avoid tailgating and leave home early when you head out for the commute.",
"You are throwing yourself into your work with a vengeance today. You may have been dealt some challenges recently but there is suddenly a breakthrough, new opportunity, or there are suddenly al lot more phone calls or client calls to deal with.",
"You feel kind of \"stuck\" in your career right now. It may be that you have hit the glass or paper ceiling, but it may also simply be that you are just not in the right time or place just yet. Be patient. A clear course of action will soon become apparent.",
"If you are single, groups or clubs that focus on your shared interests will be a good place to meet like-minded singles. You may have to watch your words carefully today, though. People are likely to mistake enthusiasm for aggression and you won't be your most tactful.",
"You have an opportunity to switch your attention from a friend or companion who is using you to someone who loves and supports you, so why are you still bothering with the old turkey? Maybe you feel sorry for someone who has a mixed up sense of values and priorities.",
"A friend or companion may be acting strangely today. On the one hand, they are offering interesting opportunities, but they may be acting like there isn't much benefit to be had. The truth may be that they are not feeling too secure right now.",
"Your intuition is telling you that the social invitation you have received recently carries some strings attached. You may be expected to deliver something that you don't have full control over. If you suspect you are being bought or manipulated, back out while you still can.",
"You will feel a warm, loving, supportive energy come over you today. You might even experience a spontaneous healing of some kind. An inner awareness is releasing blocks and helping you to a more satisfied and comfortable sense of inner peace.",
"You are incredibly attractive today, and you will find that it is the more thoughtful people who are interested in what you think, believe or have to say. A dynamic and interesting person who has wild, radical ideas could drift across your path today.",
"You may be feeling confused today and uncertain about your identity or personal priorities, and those of your partner or significant other. The answer is for you both to get together for a long overdue sit-down discussion. Open up, what do you really have to lose?",
"You feel like you are a chameleon today, changing not only your physical appearance, but your ideas, thoughts, beliefs and values at the drop of a hat. You may experience unusual moments of insight or flashes of inspiration that don't make sense at first.",
"You may decide to forgive a loan or to give to others as a way to atone for some feeling of guilt or worry you have been carrying. You may have some worries about your income right now but a sudden burst of energy will make you feel much better.",
"You could be spending a great deal of time and money in a music store today. You feel that it is time to add some new CDs to your collection. You may even be considering the purchase of a musical instrument. You may be enjoying a good movie this evening.",
"Sudden and unexpected phone calls may leave you with a weird deja-vu feeling. You will get news that you were anticipating, but you didn't look forward to the confirmation. Chin up. It may turn out better than if you had gotten your way in the first place.",
"You will be getting a lot of strange phone calls or emails today, some of them from someone who is trying to manipulate you in some way. If you find yourself reacting strongly to something said today, take a step back and ask yourself why you feel so strongly about it.",
"You will want to put some time aside for home renovations and redecoration, and there may be unexpected bargains or opportunities to build value in your home with a little \"do-it-yourself\" elbow grease. There are positive changes coming in the workplace soon.");

var may = new Array("Family members may bring unusual news or strange ideas your way today. Don't fret if someone is talking about a sudden home move. They are likely to change their minds in a hurry and if they don't it will likely be the best thing they can do, despite your misgivings.",
"Your family members have suddenly decided to promote you to chief cook and bottle washer. While there are additional responsibilities to taking on the new leadership role, it can pay off in both financial and emotional rewards. You'll get the help you need.",
"Your family has flip-flopped yet again, confusing you further. Yesterday everything was up in the air, today you can do no wrong, and they are all coming to your rescue just when you needed a good word. Don't interrupt. Let them tell you how wonderful you are!",
"No matter what ails you, a little bit of brisk fresh air and exercise will help clear your head. Avoid high-impact and extreme sports, though. This will be one of those days if you have a parent who is urging you to add a new branch to the family tree.",
"You may be asked to lead or teach a bunch of children today. You have a life experience that their parents find valuable, or a spiritual presence they find comforting. Your own inner child is crying out for the company of young people right now.",
"Unexpected entertainment expenses could put a kink in your plans this evening. You may overspend if you are not careful, because a lot of shiny new toys are grabbing your attention right now. That's okay if your budget can handle the stress, but indications are it can't.",
"You may be offered a raise, bonus, promotion or a new job soon, and while the financial benefits may be very tempting, it may be that the changes involve additional leadership responsibilities you don't anticipate. You can handle it though, believe in yourself!",
"You have to take a couple steps back in the \"one step up, two steps back\" dance you are doing in the workplace, but it is all for the best. Some things are getting shaken out that desperately needed to be let go of, and you will be a lot happier when the dust settles.",
"Romantic signals could get a little scrambled today. Don't assume your partner can read your mind. You may tend to be a little manipulative today, and it may work, but it can also backfire. You have an opportunity to make up for some disappointment - the gift of books or travel may work.",
"You have an opportunity to powerfully and dynamically change your relationship with your significant other today. You may be considering taking a life-altering trip together. If you are single and want that to change, get out to the local library or bookstore today.",
"You have a strong and impulsive need to spend a lot of money today for some reason, and you should be extremely careful, particularly with any purchase paid for by credit cards. You may regret an impulsive purchase of sporting goods or entertainment devices.",
"It may be a mixed day at best especially if you are working on debt-reduction, savings plans or investments. You may feel anxious and don't know why. The best way to deal with your extra energy is to walk it off, to get into a physically active sport or diversion.",
"Unexpected expenses involving computers or the Internet could arise because of your sudden interest in learning or travel. If you are booking online tickets today, make sure you triple check your order before you hit the \"purchase\" button.",
"You are likely going to have one of those sit-down, dragged-out family discussions where everything is discussed but nothing gets done. You may be tempted to retreat into some overdue paperwork, but be careful, your mind is not really focused today.",
"If you are reading or writing for work, you may find the going tough. If you are reading or writing for pleasure, then you may find unexpected insights that are far more valuable today. You will want to push yourself, but the harder you force things, the more challenging they get.",
"Your career may make a sudden and dramatic 90-degree turn today. There will be challenges but the overall impact looks positive. So even if you experience changes that are troublesome, keep an open mind. You may find yourself in better shape than you thought possible.",
"If you are looking for a way to turn recent frustrations into a positive, healing experience, consider teaching or helping others with similar experiences. You may find you have a skill that you can exploit for a much more lucrative career.",
"There may be more older friends in your circle of friends, and you may be thinking about ways to combine fun with exercise to improve your health and wellness. You could be taking up yoga, sports, or starting a simple walking club.",
"A friend of yours could come over looking for advice or guidance today. You know that they have to make some significant adjustments to their lifestyle, and are not quite sure how to say it. This could be your chance to finally get it off your chest.",
"You are not being practical or realistic about the intentions or behaviour of a friend or family member. Chances are that they are hiding the truth from you, and you are willfully refusing to see there is a problem. If you suspect something is going on, it likely is.",
"Keep your thoughts and impressions to yourself today. If others are foolish enough to press you, they may be offended by your frank assessment of their shortcomings. And you could come to regret your blunt honesty when cooler heads prevail.",
"Today you must count on your intuition, your \"heart voice\", but your mind, your \"head voice\" keeps getting in the way. There is a battle between the old and the new happening right now in your life. Strength today comes from change and innovation, not the status quo.",
"You are feeling extremely talkative and chatty today, and it is a good thing you have a friend or companion who feels the same, otherwise the two of you would talk some poor soul's ears off. There is good news traveling on the gossip lines right now.",
"You may be asked by a local group, club or charity to take on a leadership role, and while the opportunity may actually be an excellent one, this is not your best day to give an impromptu off the cuff speech. Be sure that you are well prepared before speaking out at all today.",
"Don't let other people tell you what to believe, where to go, how to act, or how to dress today. You could receive some well-meant but ultimately bad advice from an over-anxious loved one who just doesn't understand your personality, outlook, style or dreams.",
"There are unexpected opportunities to make money or to invest in projects that will ultimately boost your bottom line. Listen to your intuition if you are given a hot, last-minute stock tip, or if someone offers you the chance to invest in a business.",
"Financial energy is coming through strongly in your chart today. You may find a valuable but under-priced antique or a terrific bargain while out shopping. In the background there is news about a much better income opportunity that is worth looking into.",
"Communication confusion makes it very difficult to get much accomplished, especially if you are involved in investing or the stock market. People you deal with will seem to have developed an inability to remember basic facts and data. Truth is, a lot of them are dreaming about the weekend.",
"You may be at a bit of a loss for words today. If you are unable to express your own feelings, well, at least you will be a good listener today! If that is not good enough for your loved ones, agree to set aside some quality time later on when you have had a chance to think.",
"You have some interesting inspirational ideas about decorating or redecorating your home. You may decide to go out shopping for a new stereo or entertainment centre, or set up a new hobby room where you can pursue a new craft in a peaceful pleasant atmosphere.",
"You may have relatives that need financial help, and you will have an insight today on ways to help them without breaking your own bank. Trust your intuition. There are ways to help without handouts. You may find them a job, or help them set up a business of their own.");

var jun = new Array("You are thinking about the stability of your home base, family or investments in real estate today. You need to plan for a longer term of action than you have in the past. You will get interesting feedback from the young people in your family or circle of friends today.",
"Your family troubles may smooth over today when someone steps outside of their traditional posture of denial at long last and admits that they need help. It is a good thing that you have been busy looking into the options for them, they will finally be ready to listen.",
"You can take on a leadership role in your family today, and provide good advice or be a good role model for someone who desperately needs to take better care of themselves. You may be able to help an elder relative re-enter the workplace, or perhaps vice versa.",
"You may discover that there is a nice group of people who share your interests, hobbies, or spiritual interests in your community. This could be an incredibly lucky place for you to meet new people, hear new ideas and make new friends right now.",
"If you are a parent, you need to get out with your kids, even though it is likely to take a good chunk out of your wallet. You need to have some fun yourself and there is no better way than indulging in some mindless fun, whether you have children handy or not.",
"Your personal energy is up and you may not be too eager to work today. In fact, you are far more eager to get out and play. You will either spend the day rushing through to get away from the office, or daydreaming because you know you can't escape early.",
"If you have been feeling a bit down in the dumps lately, today will offer you a chance to get out and shake out the kinks a bit. You may find yourself attending a holistic or lifestyle expo or taking in a class at the local health food store.",
"You have unexpected changes happening in the health and lifestyle area. Chances are you have been pushing yourself a little too hard. Pulled muscles and strains are a possibility. Follow the clichéd old \"Mom-ism\" ... don't run with scissors today.",
"Your love life could be a little complicated today. Your family or in-laws seem to have this idea that they run your life, and you are just along for the ride. You can deflect this idea with a little good-natured humor, patience, and some determination to make your own way.",
"You will find that romantic fever works in your favor for the day at least. Take advantage of the warm fuzzy moments to rebuild some connections to your loved ones, particularly your love partner, who may be wondering about your recent mood swings.",
"You are looking at some big changes in spiritual or religious beliefs and values right now, and while there is great potential for enlightenment, there is also a strong feeling of frustration and uncertainty. You are being forced to have a second look at your value system, for better or worse.",
"You won't be seeing things clearly where it comes to shared expenses or income today. If you are married and have money troubles, it might be a good idea to look for an investment and a relationship counselor all rolled up into one - just don't make any major steps today.",
"You are researching, studying, reading or surfing the Internet today when you come across what looks like a promising medical treatment or lifestyle idea, but when you run out to buy it, it is not on the shelves, has gone bad or is more costly than you expected.",
"You may be considering a trip or vacation, and if you have to travel today there may be unexpected and dramatic changes in plans. If you are planning for the future it is a good idea to get cancellation insurance because there are sure to be unexpected changes.",
"It is not a good day to make last-minute changes to your travel plans. Follow your well-worn path to work and back, but expect the unexpected along the way. Leave early and take some deep breaths if you come across construction or road work along the way.",
"A career or financial idea will keep you busy sorting out the fine print but make sure you set aside a little time for fun and relaxation while you have the time. A little music or paint to brighten up your workplace could make a positive impact on your productivity.",
"You will have a lot of energy today for career and social aspirations but little patience for the children in your life. Your children, or the children in the community around you, may need some more \"after school\" activities. Can you help set up a crafting club?",
"You have a terrific opportunity to make new and important friends today. You'll be popular and may be asked by a club, group or association to take a more direct leadership role in an effort close to your heart. You may find there are scheduling conflicts and unexpected changes today.",
"You'll be prying secrets from a friend or companion today. It is suddenly very important to you to find out the truth of a matter involving a friend. Be careful that you don't push to hard, you'll get the information you are seeking without breaking down your friendship.",
"Sudden changes in the balance of power in a personal relationship could throw you off kilter for a bit today. While you regain your balance ask yourself if you might be better off doing more listening than talking today. Older relatives may bring more than experience to the table.",
"Your subconscious mind is throwing a bit of a temper tantrum today and if you are not single it is your long-suffering mate who is likely to take the brunt of it. If you don't want to end up single, engage mind before opening mouth today. You could take out your frustrations on an innocent loved one.",
"How do you react to surprises? You may learn a lot from your reactions today. It will be a highly emotional day, likely extremely busy, with a lot of paperwork and phone calls coming in fast and furious. You just may surprise yourself with how well you do under pressure.",
"You are the center of attention right now, and are attracting a lot of people with helpful advice and ideas. Someone may ask you to come with them to a fun or unusual gathering, or to some kind of lecture or seminar where creative people hang out.",
"You are looking for a change, but you might go a little overboard on that personal makeover you are considering. You may be reacting to suggestions of others rather than deliberately and calmly choosing your own path right now. Don't let your loved ones push you away from your dreams.",
"You may be at the head of the class today, but not everyone is paying full attention. It may be nice to play teacher, but you may find that there are challenges in keeping everyone's attention focused. Storytelling may be one way to teach, share and get the message across.",
"A huge change in your attitude towards money, finances, and investments is coming. You may be given a raise, bonus, or perhaps even win some money through gambling. Found money, or inherited money are also possibilities right now. You should speak to your investment advisor about changing your strategy. If you don't have one, now is a good time to check into the services available.",
"It's not the best day in the world to have such great money and career aspects, because chances are you can't do much with the energy right now. It would be a good idea for you to write down any moneymaking ideas and save them for later in the week when you can act on them. You may hear good news about someone's health or well being today.",
"You may find that you communicate with others just a little too well today. You are able to get them on the phone, and they are paying attention, but your grasp of the truth may be a little too sharp, and your delivery is a little too blunt. Be tactful even if you are asked to be frank.",
"The phone, email and fax machines will be buzzing with energy today. You might find that you have unexpected interruptions, breakdowns of electronic equipment, but overall there is an upbeat, excited mood. You may find that the commute is a bit challenging, though.",
"A family member could bring great good news about renovations, additions to the family, or a real estate deal. It will be an interesting and enjoyable day with many opportunities. You can expect to make more money from a home-based business soon.");

var jul = new Array("If you were thinking of making a new investment in your home, it will be a great day to check out home improvement supplies. Some extra cash will come in handy to improve your living conditions. Just be certain you don't over-spend your budget.",
"You may be thinking about adding another room onto your home so that you can provide temporary housing to a loved one with a medical problem, or to provide yourself a \"quiet room\" where you can relax and get away from the stress in the rest of your life.",
"Heavenly energies are blessing the work, investment and real estate areas of your chart right now. If you can afford it, checking out home improvement supplies with your mate could be downright romantic today. Two words: hot tub. 'Nuff said?",
"You may have an opportunity to get away and have some fun today. It may be nothing more than renting that last part of the blockbuster movie trilogy you have been wanting to see, but you will find a way to have some fun and unwind today.",
"You want nothing more than to play hookey today. You want to be anywhere but where you are. But chances are good you can't get out of the office. If you work at staying focused you can get a lot of work done. A friend or companion could provide a welcYou'll want to get away - to play, have some fun, or get involved in a sporting event, but these diversions either may not be possible, or could be more frustration than fun. People you count on for support may not be available, and you could find your \"team\" is less motivated than you thought.",
"You'll feel twitchy today and won't be sure why. You may find yourself in the middle of a heated discussion asking yourself \"Why does this matter so much to me?\" The answer is that \"it\", whatever \"it\" may be, triggers emotions dating back to old childhood disappointments.",
"You have an overwhelming urge to exercise or change your diet today, perhaps because of something you have seen on TV or read in your horoscope! But be aware it is best to make small changes, don't leap into the pool to do 100 laps right off the bat.",
"You want to get away from your daily frustrations and duties, but you won't be able to escape the chores completely. There may be moments you can sneak to be by yourself - a favorite video game or some other fun distraction will perk up your spirits.",
"You could meet someone interesting today, but if you are single, and in search of a partner, do be careful that you don't end up bringing home someone with \"excess baggage\". You may find yourself attracted to someone in the healing profession, or someone with medical needs.",
"Important relationships are changing but today you find that there are benefits in change you did not anticipate. You find that there are lucky breaks and fortunate intuitions that lead you to a better understanding of those closest to your heart.",
"There is a bit of a personality conflict between you and someone in a position of \"financial authority\", someone you look up to for financial advice. Take any differences of opinion as opportunities to learn more from them about the way money works.",
"Finances are a sore spot in your chart and right now it is all you can do to make ends meet in the middle. At the same time your attitude towards money and the things you value are undergoing powerful changes, and if you push yourself, you can overcome the trouble in a dramatic way.",
"It looks like the old wanderlust has returned, but your budget just does not support a long trip right now. There are other ways to salve the itchy feet you are suffering from - get online, find lower-cost alternatives, or dream-browse the travel magazines for now.",
"This is a great day to explore new ideas. If you are not already reading one of those wordy self-help hardback tomes, drop by the library and check out the self-improvement section. Pick a wild topic that doesn't really apply to you - you may learn something unexpected.",
"You have so many thoughts running through your mind today that you are hard pressed to tell anyone which is your first priority. You are also acting and thinking impulsively. So if a friend or companion gets on your nerves right now, count to ten before you say anything.",
"You may be getting a new computer or communications device at home or at work that will greatly increase your personal productivity. If you are looking for work, you may have a sudden interest in some kind of high technology or computer class.",
"Your career, business and financial intuition is still on target, even if one or two arrows missed the mark. Overall, you have an increasingly positive track record, but you are finding it hard to believe in yourself. Trust you will be led to solution.",
"Friends and companions are a big feature of the day. If you are hosting a party or gathering, make sure that there are toys, snacks, and treats for little ones, and a place for them to nap. Others may bring along their kids without notifying you.",
"Expect a lot of phone calls, emails and unexpected visits from friends and companions today. Everyone seems to be flying around like a flock of excited birds right now. There are good ideas out there, someone wants to take you out for some overdue fun.",
"You will find that a friend or companion does not share your core values, and there are likely to be arguments over money or religion today. If you want to avoid a scene, avoid those two topics. Borrowing or lending money between friends is extremely risky.",
"Don't listen to your intuition today. It might be better to keep the lid on some juicy gossip, especially where it comes to other people's secrets. Gossip could get you into real trouble with a person who has some difficulty controlling their anger.",
"Spiritual healing and alternative treatment options may be on your mind today. You are considering changing your lifestyle dramatically to improve your overall health and energy levels. You may find an exercise that includes music is helpful.",
"No matter what happens today, things are not likely to be settled or stable, so if you make a personal faux pas, don't worry. Not much that happens today will have a lasting impact. If you decide to get a makeover today you can rest assured you will be revisiting the salon soon.",
"You may have an identity crisis today. Some event or experience from your childhood has flashed back into your mind, and you suddenly feel emotionally vulnerable. It may be that someone is deliberately pushing your hot buttons in an attempt to gain an unfair advantage.",
"People are looking in your direction for leadership and inspiration right now, but they are not necessarily making the job easy for you. They are flighty, confused, distracted and uncertain. If you want to get people more motivated, you may have to back it up with a kick or two in their pants.",
"Money makes the world go around, and you'll be dizzy today if your chart is any indication. You You could be getting multiple offers for new jobs, promotions, and the bargains are just irresistible. You and your partner do need to work out a budget, however, an agreement on who gets to spend what and when.",
"There is wonderful news heading your way about your finances, work and career. You had recent hints that something big and beautiful was headed your way and you are going to be hearing confirmation soon. That dream promotion could be right around the corner.",
"Something is afoot - the phones are ringing and the gossip is flying. Someone is headed for a promotion that he or she is not perceived to be ready for - and that someone may well be you. If it is not you, throw your support behind the unfortunate honoree - gratitude is a powerful motivator.",
"The phones are ringing off the hook. The faxes are buzzing. The email is rolling in. You may have a hard time keeping up with all the messages that are flung in your direction. Everyone wants a piece of you, and they may not be at their most patient.",
"A family member will perk up your spirits today. You are still having communications troubles, but you should be able to work around most of it. You may find that the biggest challenge comes from computer equipment that has a mind of its own.",
"You have some interesting challenges and opportunities right now. There may be some tension between your home and work life. Somehow a sporting event or gathering could provide an opportunity for you to better integrate your lifestyle.");

var aug = new Array("Those family members that remind you of the Three Stooges will suddenly turn into angels today. All of a sudden they all want to apologize, clear the air or volunteer to help you out with some of the chores they have left in your \"in box\" the past few weeks.",
"Family members may bring unusual news or strange ideas your way today. Don't fret if someone is talking about a sudden home move. They are likely to change their minds in a hurry and if they don't it will likely be the best thing they can do, despite your misgivings.",
"Your family members have suddenly decided to promote you to chief cook and bottle washer. While there are additional responsibilities to taking on the new leadership role, it can pay off in both financial and emotional rewards. You'll get the help you need.",
"Something you enjoy as entertainment might make a good financial investment. You may get a good bargain in the stock market, or at the local mega-electronics store. Either way, look for bargains that help you better organize or order your lifestyle.",
"Your personal energy is up and you may not be too eager to work today. In fact, you are far more eager to get out and play. You will either spend the day rushing through to get away from the office, or daydreaming because you know you can't escape early.",
"If you are a parent, there is some secret about your children that will come out today. It may be upsetting but you are likely to be making a mountain out of a molehill. You may actually find out that it turns out to be a blessing in disguise, so don't panic!",
"Your workplace is about to change due to changing needs in your family or at home. You will have an opportunity to improve your personal and financial security in the long run, though it may mean some risks, short-term changes, or sacrifices right now.",
"You feel rather moody and somewhat down at times today, but the world will just won't let you stay down in the dumps. There is too much to do. As you clear the chores off your desk, you start to feel better. Just be sure to stay focused on the paperwork.",
"Oops, you did it again. You annoyed someone close to your significant other - or you managed to annoy one of your own parents. There is likely to be an argument that starts with \"Why can't you ever ... fill in the blank with desire of grumpy parental unit.\"",
"Romantic energies look terrific today. You are hot, exciting and dreamily idealistic. The challenge comes from a rival who tries to put you down to score points. You can put them in their place with some well-timed or self-depricating humor.",
"Your identity and personal values are undergoing some kind of adjustment today. You are challenged to make the most of some unexpected changes in shared investments or spiritual values. You did not know you had so much emotional capital invested in your investments.",
"Shared social, cultural and religious values will take centre stage today - but a debate on such topics should be avoided at all costs. There should be naught but love and harmony in the church parking lot, but if you stick to your guns today ... expect the fur to fly.",
"This is not the best day for travel. You could find that there are unexpected troubles connecting with resources on the road. There will be delays and detours, and you could have trouble with vehicles or other drivers. You will be an impatient driver yourself - watch that temper.",
"Commuter travel is troublesome today and you'll be feeling sensitive and impatient with stupid drivers who drive slowly or cut you off. You should take a little extra time to get from one location to another because there could be delays.",
"You may have a chance to travel soon. If you are not actively traveling, you may instead turn some of the creative energy you feel today into written expressions of your personal feelings. Don't be afraid to experiment with poetry and prose - some of it might even be publishable.",
"You have a stunning opportunity to improve your career options today. Keep your eye open for opportunities involving your creative or musical talents. If you are looking for a new job, shoot for the moon! Your dream job could be in reach at last.",
"You may be getting a new computer or communications device at home or at work that will greatly increase your personal productivity. If you are looking for work, you may have a sudden interest in some kind of high technology or computer class.",
"A friend could confess that they have more than friendly feelings for you today. If this comes as a complete shock, that's likely because you have been in denial. If you are already spoken for, you and your partner will be decidely frisky today.",
"Friends and companions suddenly \"get\" what you have been trying to do the past little while. It is best if you are low-key about your own role, let them take credit for coming to the conclusion that you were right rather than saying \"I told you so.\"",
"Focus on close loved ones rather than friends and associates today. The former bring joy and comfort, the latter bring stress and disagreements. Pull yourself towards family, your spouse and the \"old friends\" and leave the surface socializing for another time.",
"Don't blow all the good energy today on self-defeating and mostly made-up anxieties. You may fear something that proves to be nothing more than an exercise in scaring yourself. Pay no attention to the neg-aholics you may hear from today. You can make yourself sick with imaginary worries.",
"You may have some interesting and compelling experiences while meditating or during prayer today. Your spiritual energies are at a peak and if you have psychic abilities you could have strange or unusual visions, insights and impressions right now.",
"You come out from under your shell today and you are going to feel pretty good for the most part. One friend is being a pain in the posterior though, as there is some issue with a difference in your social standing or financial backgrounds. You can put it aside though.",
"You won't be at your most objective where it comes to family or home issues today. You may come across as pushy and demanding, friends and loved ones may accuse you of being selfish. Compromise on some lesser issue in order to get your way later on.",
"A dramatic change in your attitude or appearance could have a negative impact on family relationships right now. You may not have done anything as drastic as a nose ring or a facial tattoo, but you could risk making a bad impression on someone whose help you will need in the future.",
"Money spent on your home or family will prove to be a more than worthwhile investment. It may bring you opportunities to boost your income, but the most likely effect is the love and gratitude you will be given. There is a warm and pleasant atmosphere at home today.",
"You'll get good money news, but it may be prudent to keep it under your hat for a little while. Others may only see good fortune, and not all the hard effort you have put in. They could react with jealousy. That could lead to less than helpful behaviour on their part.",
"There could be communications challenges in the workplace. Someone may have made some cosmetic changes that lead to confusion in the way you use telephones or computers. Do paperwork carefully right now, because you are prone to rush over things.",
"Gossip has been the ruin of many a poor boy and girl, and right now you are not only vulnerable as a victim, you could be tempted to be a perpetrator. A story that is floating around your circle of family and friends may be true, but spreading it could be hurtful.",
"If you were thinking of making a new investment in your home, it will be a great day to check out home improvement supplies. Some extra cash will come in handy to improve your living conditions. You may have to go out of your way to find the right contractor, though. Be careful in your selection.",
"You have some interesting inspirational ideas about decorating or redecorating your home. You may decide to go out shopping for a new stereo or entertainment centre, or set up a new hobby room where you can pursue a new craft in a peaceful pleasant atmosphere.");

var sep = new Array("You could be spending a lot of time at one of those big box home improvement stores today.  You are in serious nesting mode right now.  Keep your eye out for special bargain in appliances, home hardware or at the grocery store.",
"This is a good time for you to consider serious home improvements.  You may find that there is a tax break, or a low interest rate available right now, but only for a limited time.  Focus on the structure of your home, or on improving its usability.",
"You may find that a loved one or relative that you normally argue with is more amenable to your concerns today.  In fact, you may actually enjoy the conversation.  Pay attention to what they ask you about, as this will show you where there are still some challenges in your relationship.",
"Dramatic and unusual events will put you into highly unusual places today, particularly if you are a patron of the arts, or are an artist yourself. People you meet will be a bit flighty and unpredictable though, and you may want to keep them at arm's length until you get to know them better.",
"You are still looking for creative ways to entertain yourself. If you are not a parent, you soon could be. If you are not looking for that kind of responsibility, well, you know what not to do this evening. If you are, enjoy yourself! This could be a lucky night.",
"You feel the need to get out with friends today, but that may be difficult because they have existing commitments to partners, work or children. If you are a parent yourself and want to do something loving, consider offering to take a friends kids off their hands for the evening. It could be fun!",
"The workplace will be full of abundant energy and excitement today. Your employer may decide to add some kind of physical activity in order to boost morale and wellness. Throw yourself into action today, you will greatly benefit from the activity.",
"Expect good news from the significant other, but bad news from the office or workplace today. Your partner may be feeling strongly playful and you could be forced to stay late to work on some boring and pointless paperwork. You will be able to sneak away just in time, though.",
"You and your partner both have some belt-tightening to do, but one or the other, most likely your significant other, seems determined to break the bank. You both need to sit down and hash out a working budget, before you get in over your heads.",
"If you are still single, you may meet someone new and exciting today, a dynamic and powerful person who could change your life for the better. If you are already married, a phone call could change your relationship for the better. Be the listener today.",
"A financial debacle at an association you belong to could turn into a career opportunity. Look for the silver linings today as they could turn into gold. You could make a lot of money from an unfortunate situation.",
"Your spiritual beliefs, the power of prayer, or the peace granted by meditation techniques could all come in handy when you are fighting your temper today. You want to get something done, but a partner or associate is getting in the way with some selfish concerns.",
"Unexpected expenses involving computers or the Internet could arise because of your sudden interest in learning or travel. If you are booking online tickets today, make sure you triple check your order before you hit the \"purchase\" button.",
"You are likely going to have one of those sit-down, dragged-out family discussions where everything is discussed but nothing gets done. You may be tempted to retreat into some overdue paperwork, but be careful, your mind is not really focused today.",
"If you are reading or writing for work, you may find the going tough. If you are reading or writing for pleasure, then you may find unexpected insights that are far more valuable today. You will want to push yourself, but the harder you force things, the more challenging they get.",
"Your career is heading into interesting new directions. You have a chance to bring in your hobbies creative talents or special interests to powerful and positive effect. You could fall in love with your career again if you let yourself go.",
"Career opportunities are heading your way but you may have to make some big changes in your schedule, and accept responsibilities that are a little scary to you at the moment. You fear taking charge, and being in control, but that's just what you will be asked to do.",
"If you have a friend who is stressed out, take them out for some fun. Social connections, group gatherings and parties can be downright healing. A sport, shared passion, or a simple get-together could form the bridge that brings some desperately needed healing.",
"Talking with friends and family and networking with close coworkers and associates could lead you to money-making opportunities and lucky breaks that you might otherwise have missed. Keep your eyes peeled! Avoid getting too wrapped up in a political or investment argument today.",
"It's going to be a high-energy day with a lot of confusing, conflicting energies that come largely from friends, companions, groups or clubs. People in general will be hyperactive, dramatic, excitable and unfocused. Don't try to herd cats today.",
"Your intuition may not be so hot today, especially where it comes to authority figures and older males. Don't rely on that sixth-sense \"cop radar\" to let you know when it is safe to push the limits. Don't confront anyone who seems unreasonable today.",
"Your intuition is amazing right now. You seem to be reading people's minds. You know when the phone is about to ring, you slow the car down just when that guy in the other lane cuts you off without looking. Your energies are in tune with life around you.",
"You will be the centre of attention again today, but there is some attention that you don't really want. You may be asked to take responsibility for a child or a younger relative and you are not completely comfortable. Relax! You'll actually enjoy it if you loosen up.",
"You strongly want more self-control today, but if you allow a pushy friend to take charge of the agenda, they will go much further. It is your day to be the leader, the boss, to be in charge. That may involve sacrifices or confrontations.",
"Don't let a family member make your mind for you on an important decision about your work or career choices. If you are not clear on what you really want, you will only end up facing the same issues all over again. Talk it over - but make up your own mind in the end.",
"Someone has been keeping financial information secret, and you'll be glad to be informed today that there may be more money coming into your pockets soon. You may not be able to share what you learn, though, because a rival for your position or a coveted perk could threaten things.",
"You are going to get some money or a promotion soon. Today though, your energies are likely to be focused on getting all the chores done. You will accomplish quite a lot of work if you can avoid answering a bunch of phone calls from wordy, demanding friends.",
"You will spend a lot of time tripping over your words today if you push yourself too hard. You will not be at your most patient, and this can interfere with your intuition and critical assessment of challenging situations. There are opportunities, keep an open mind!",
"You have an opportunity to speak out about an injustice, but you could find that you trip over your words and ideas if you are not prepared. Have another look at your ideas before presenting them to others. There may be more tactful or sensitive ways to make your point.",
"You have an unexpected opportunity to make money from home today. You may be considering a home-based business. You may be selling some item from your home. In some cases, you may even be putting your home on the sales block. Unexpected good news follows you home today.");

var oct = new Array("Your home is likely to resemble Grand Central Station. People will be busy coming and going, and there is an air of \"organized chaos\". Not everyone will be happy - your love life could use a boost right now and your parents are grumpy. But you will be more upbeat because you are seeing positive changes in the air.",
"You have a profound opportunity to heal an old family resentment today. A deep inspirational insight will come to you regarding the reasons for your inner motivations in your career and home lives. You will have a lot of extra physical energy today.",
"The family theme is strong in your chart. You may decide to reconnect with an estranged loved one through the intervention of a spiritual advisor, or because of some inner healing work you have been doing on your own lately. Prayer or meditation could be helpful today.",
"You have an amazing offer or opportunity to go back to school, or to read a book you have wanted to get your hands on for a very long time, but you may find that it is a challenge to juggle your schedule to fit it in. You have existing commitments that may have to be set aside.",
"Unexpected entertainment expenses could put a kink in your plans this evening. You may overspend if you are not careful, because a lot of shiny new toys are grabbing your attention right now. That's okay if your budget can handle the stress, but indications are it can't.",
"You are still thinking about buying that home entertainment centre aren't you? Tell you what, give it a few days and if it still makes sense then go back and have another look. Check around for better deals. You could miss a bargain if you don't look around.",
"Doing the chores today could actually turn out to be far more enjoyable than you think. You may stumble across money or valuables that you thought were lost, or find a spectacular bargain while you are out at the mega-mall picking up those odds and ends.",
"Avoid political or cultural debates in the office place today. You might win personal points in the short term, but lose big time in the long run. Some people have long, long memories. You may have an opportunity to put in some long-wanted digital upgrade today.",
"You and your significant other will be talking and sharing ideas today. One of you wants to buy an expensive new electronic toy or device, and you may run across a good bargain today, provided you can be dragged away from your busy workplace for a moment of two.",
"You are going to feel sensual, romantic and idealistic today. If you are single, you may meet someone who is highly attractive, intelligent and who returns your attention today. You'll know it's the right one because you'll be able to talk for hours.",
"You must be careful with investing and financial decisions today. While there are opportunities, it is apparent that you will be drawn to those with more \"flash\" and less substance. Be sure to investigate the facts behind the pomp and circumstance you encounter today.",
"Keep any financial windfalls under your hat. While you may want to share some good news, you may end up facing a lot of outstretched hands, or dealing with some not-to-veiled hints for financial assistance. Someone else thinks they know how to spend your money.",
"It looks like the old wanderlust has returned, but your budget just does not support a long trip right now. There are other ways to salve the itchy feet you are suffering from - get online, find lower-cost alternatives, or dream-browse the travel magazines for now.",
"This is a great day to explore new ideas. If you are not already reading one of those wordy self-help hardback tomes, drop by the library and check out the self-improvement section. Pick a wild topic that doesn't really apply to you - you may learn something unexpected.",
"You have so many thoughts running through your mind today that you are hard pressed to tell anyone which is your first priority. You are also acting and thinking impulsively. So if a friend or companion gets on your nerves right now, count to ten before you say anything.",
"It's a high energy day and you have a lot of ideas about ways to add some substance to your bottom line. Follow your intuition - your \"gut feel\" or a sudden insight could prove to be a money maker. Avoid arguments about international politics, though, you are not your most \"politically correct\".",
"Social connections could provide a career boost if you are patient. Someone will call seeking someone with your creative talents. This opportunity could be a key to your future success. You may have to deal with a cranky love partner if you work too late today.",
"If you are single, friends may be plotting behind your back to introduce you to someone special - someone they hope will be good \"marriage material\". If you're married, it could be the will have to find other more creative ways to get your mojo going. They do say you need to get out more.",
"This could be a wonderful day in the history of your social life. The energy is warm and inviting around you. You may notice that there are a lot of lucky coincidences around friends, or while you are together with a large group of people.",
"Keep your sense of humor handy today. You will be indecisive and insecure, but there will be profound flashes of insight that you can take advantage of if you can overcome your lack of faith in yourself today. Family members will act a little odd right now.",
"No getting around it, it will be a pretty challenging day for all the signs. Your axis of concern is the mental, emotional and psychological health you enjoy. A little stress is a good thing - it keeps you moving. A lot of stress, on the other hand, may need to be addressed.",
"You may be offered an interesting investment opportunity that heavily depends on your past knowledge or experience. If you face what appears to be a risky decision, take a deep breath, and then take a few moments to carefully consider the options before making a choice.",
"You need some time off, and will soon be able to consider booking that vacation or trip back to school that you have been dreaming about. That is, provided you are extremely careful with the budget. You may need to set aside some financial resources because of a health care concern.",
"You have good news about an upcoming trip today that will brighten your mood and make it much easier to get through a mountain of paperwork that is piling up on your desk. You may find out that other people seem to have inflated expectations of you today.",
"Don't get too wound up in the \"What do I want to do with my life\" muddle you have been struggling with - it is a battle you can't sort out in one day, and today it's just counterproductive to your mood. Indulge in a little pampering today as soon as you get some time to yourself.",
"If you have taken some chances and believe in yourself enough today you could be rewarded with some amazing opportunities to increase your income potential. If you are hiding your light under the desk for fear of attracting attention, the opportunity will pass you by.",
"Financial opportunities abound today, but you can blow the energy if you spend too much time playfully spending the money on rather frivolous entertainment. You may find that the so-called \"bargains\" you are after have some hidden price tags or user fees.",
"Some family gossip is burning up the phone lines right now and you'd be best off to be a listener, not a repeater of spicy information. Your source could be accurate, but the best way to profit is to take quiet action. Your partner is the only one to \"tell\".",
"It would be a good day to practice being a good listener, because your words and ideas are apt to get you in a heap of trouble. You are not certain of yourself, and that may come through, no matter how hard you try to put on a brave front.",
"Changes in your family's lifestyle and social connections may require a lot of communication today. Everyone will be excited about some unexpected change or the purchase of some kind of electronic toy. Make sure you take time to listen to others today.",
"Now that you have had some time to think about it, your ideas for home improvement or renovations have improved and refined themselves. Your new focus will be on a different area of the home or on a more realistic schedule for completion.");

var nov = new Array("Learn what you can about home-based business, real estate investment, and home decoration. You have an opportunity to significantly boost your personal worth by increasing the value of or investment in your home. An old friend or love interest from your hometown or family circle will contact you today with good news or friendly greetings.",
"Promising home-based business opportunities or real estate investments catch your eye again today, and you will be interested in a much larger or more challenging project. Just be sure that you are doing it for your own needs or desires, not to impress a friend.",
"You will get a lot done if you stay at home and focus on the chores today. You are feeling anxious to make changes and some of your impulsive ideas may be a bit over the top. Make sure to get second opinions or estimates on any large renovations.",
"An apparent setback may prove to be an opportunity in disguise. Since it may be a difficult day for you to get your message across to others, it could be a good idea to take some time out for some mental \"R&R\". If you are finding it hard to get motivated, that's a message from your inner self that you need to rebuild your \"space\".",
"You'll feel twitchy today and won't be sure why. You may find yourself in the middle of a heated discussion asking yourself \"Why does this matter so much to me?\" The answer is that \"it\", whatever \"it\" may be, triggers emotions dating back to old childhood disappointments.",
"You may be thinking about a child's education fund, or saving for their future today. See what you can learn on your own about investing for the future, don't sink a lot of up-front cash into what might be a risky program. Don't forget to get them involved!",
"A lucky break in your finances could come about through changes in your work schedule. You could get some extra hours this week, or hear news of a raise coming your way. Someone will be looking at your working conditions and may bring in the extra help or budget you needed.",
"You may not feel like doing housework right now, but it could actually turn out to be therapeutic. You need to get away from the big ambitions and your recent obsession with your career for a bit, and settle in for a little overdue cocooning tonight.",
"If you are single, you may risk romantic rejection today. If you are with a partner, one or the other is going to teach a lesson about acceptance, trust and emotional healing. Remember, you are who you are now, not who you were as a young and gawky pre-teenager.",
"Those secrets your mate or partner revealed recently bring great joy and excitement today. There is good news coming soon about some legal hurdle you needed to cross. Friends and companions bring joyous news about their own relationships, or introductions to exciting new people.",
"You may be facing something of a spiritual crisis at times today, but take heart. The challenges you face in dealing with a new world view are preparing you for a much more rewarding understanding, a better connection with your spiritual source.",
"You may be facing something of a spiritual crisis at times today, but take heart. The challenges you face in dealing with a new world view are preparing you for a much more rewarding understanding, a better connection with your spiritual source.",
"Disagreements and arguments over travel plans are possible today. There are potential delays along the roadway as you make your path from one place to another. You may be easily distracted or lead astray, especially if you spot a \"for sale\" sign.",
"This is a particularly challenging day if you have to devote mental energies to study, or have to concentrate on the highway, so avoid any unnecessary travel, and put aside any intense paperwork for a day when you can stay focused on the task at hand.",
"Be careful while you are out driving today, especially if you are taking your significant other along for the ride. You could be arguing or just animatedly discussing something you hear on the radio, but you may not be paying enough attention to the road.",
"One day's frustration does not end your career. It simply means you may have to redo some of the more frustrating paperwork and sort out a miscommunication that has everyone running around like lunatics. In fact, you have a terrific opportunity to carve out a new leadership role for yourself.",
"Your career and financial energies are getting a serious booster shot today. Take advantage by pushing for positive change and trying to get your pet project, budget or a personal raise approved right now. You may impulsively speak up at a meeting today.",
"The mind-fog clears and you are energetic and excited. Friends are interesting if a little unpredictable. You might find yourself invited to last-minute parties or gatherings, and it's possible that you could be nominated in some kind of leadership role.",
"A friend or companion may help drag you out of the house. If you are single, someone in your circle of friends considers themselves quite the matchmaker. Don't judge their efforts today by past performances, you might find they have finally picked a winner for you.",
"There will be more profound changes in a friendship as a result of impulsive or rash behavior right now. Arguments with friends may be caused by differences in viewpoint that come from your personal or gender-based perspective. Keep an open mind.",
"You are re-evaluating your commitment to a spiritual group or club because of the demands made on your time or finances. You may also be concerned about the social or political agenda someone is advocating all of a sudden. You are right to question authority today.",
"Your intuition is back on track for the most part today but you find it hard to share what is one your mind. In someone comes to you for help, take your time deciding what to say. You have the right answer, but may not know how to say it at first.",
"You are the apple of almost everyone's eye today. Most everyone sees you as gregarious, outgoing and generous. You may be afforded personal opportunities that don't come around too often - grab them, make the most of them. You also have one or two jealous eyes watching from dark corners.",
"You may have to make personal changes today because you are feeling the stress of being in the spotlight. It may be that you have taken on too many responsibilities that should be shared with others. Ask around and you will find friends or family who are willing to help.",
"Don't change your looks radically or get your hair cut today. Chances are you will hate it, or it will have to be redone. You are a bit down on yourself over perceived personal faults, and you are not being all that fair to yourself right now.",
"Happy days are here again! Whoopee, you have a little extra money and you'll be all too happy to spend it. I have two words for you: \"savings account\". Another few choice words of advice: The best thing you can do with your windfall is pay down the credit cards!",
"You will feel more certain of yourself today, and if you did not see some kind of big windfall or bargain yesterday, you are likely to receive some good news today. You might be considering some sort of gift or tithe to a religious group or charity.",
"Don't be too quick to jump to a friend's verbal defense today - you may end up falling into the trap called \"The Middle\". That's a place you definitely don't want to be. Listen and be non-committal. Don't offer any advice or defenses unless you are clearly invited to jump in.",
"You may have to cancel a trip at the last minute today due to circumstances beyond your control. You may be able to work out a new schedule with the help of an older woman who is a lot more knowledgeable and experienced in the area of travel, research or education.",
"You decided to take on the role of family authority figure after all, and things are going better than you thought. You can get some welcome advice and support from older men in your circle of family or friends. They have wisdom to share that you need now.");

var dec = new Array("You want to be at home today. The workplace seems a little larger than life, and what you really want to feel is \"down to earth\" all of a sudden. When you get home, you may get some good news about the family budget. There is more money coming in than you thought.",
"Relatives and loved ones with health challenges could require time and attention today. There is a wonderful opportunity for you to find a new or alternative way to help them live healthier and more productive lives. Reach out and share what you learn.",
"The spiritual and religious values you got from your family are undergoing a dramatic adjustment right now, and you will find that you are not alone. In fact, sharing some of your new thoughts and feelings with a sympathetic loved one will be a great blessing.",
"The way to your boss's heart may be through his or her kids, but be too obvious and mercenary about supporting his or her charity, sporting team or other pet project, and you may find your effort to grease the ladder to success has unexpected and dangerous back-slippage.",
"Someone in your family or greater circle of loved ones is pushing for a change or a stronger focus on their values, and they are insisting those values be passed along to the children in the family. You are concerned that things are moving to hard or are being pushed too strongly, but circumstances will change someone's attitude.",
"Spiritual interests and beliefs will be important issues today, especially if you have children. Getting them to share your enthusiasm might be a bit of a chore though. Think up ways to make the learning fun. You may find they have ideas that are profound beyond their years.",
"You have abundant energy and can get a lot done. You will have an unexpected burst of energy today that will help you get some household chores finished. If you work at home, you may be investing in networking or computer equipment. You have a chance to get a lot of work cleared off.",
"You have an opportunity to travel for your health, or to visit a spa, but you just don't have the energy to leave the house unless you absolutely have to. You will benefit greatly if you push yourself just a little today.",
"Your love life is confusing and frustrating, and while you struggle to make sense of your friends and companions, it seems like they are doing their level best to be inscrutable. A financial or business partnership is more promising and less frustrating today.",
"You are likely to get unexpected news or information for or about your partner today that will knock you for a loop at first. After you recover your composure though, you'll enjoy the big surprise. There is a lucky break coming that will improve your love life.",
"You may have to dip into your investment, savings or take out a credit card to cover unexpected costs related to travel, research, paperwork or education. It is not a good day to go shopping for travel books over the Internet! Avoid arguments if you can today.",
"Talking to a financial advisor might be just what you need right now. There is a struggle between the money going to pay the \"bills\" and the money you want to earmark for enjoyment. You need to find a balance between your career and financial life and your love and social lives.",
"You may be finding out that the lecture or class you opted into comes with a higher price tag than you expected. There could be additional supplies or an unexpected commute to a new location that eats into your free time and spare cash.",
"If someone suggests to you that you need more education today, you may take advantage of the moment to suggest they pitch in for it, either financially, or by taking on some of the chores you will not be able to complete when you are busy studying.",
"You may get some time to spend alone with that book you have been wanting to read, but it won't be uninterrupted. You will likely get some strange or challenging phone calls or a request to \"Come get me\" from someone who is stranded without notice.",
"You are feeling a lot of compassion for a friend who seems to have worked themselves into a muddle they can't get out of. Unfortunately it may be difficult for you to spend too much time helping them, because you have a new and exciting project to work on.",
"You are throwing yourself into your work with a vengeance today. You may have been dealt some challenges recently but there is suddenly a breakthrough, new opportunity, or there are suddenly al lot more phone calls or client calls to deal with.",
"A friend or associate will come to you with good news that you can use in your quest for more secure \"digs\". You might be considering moving, if so, look for a place where you'll be happy in the long term. If not, you may be looking at renovations to make your home more secure.",
"Listen to your spouse, business partners, and pay attention to your own intuition today. You may be approached by a fraudulent charity or bogus self-help group who is more interested in helping themselves to your cash than helping anyone out of trouble.",
"You will benefit from putting your head together with some friends for a little creative brainstorming. You may come up with an idea together that none of you could have imagined alone. It might be fun to get together to think up some way to help out a local charity.",
"Some challenging personal insights could function to bring you closer to a relative or loved one. It is not always easy to hear \"I told you so\", but sometimes it can turn into a moment that brings you closer and builds special understanding.",
"Your subconscious mind is bringing up strange and interesting ideas today. If you are a musician or artist it is a good day for kicking back and doing what you do best. You will be positively inspired right now, and your creativity is likely to get noticed.",
"You have your own interesting ideas today, and are eager to share them with a wider audience. You have all kinds of energy, but you may not be seeing the complete picture. You may want to write the next great novel but will you be able to see it through to the end?",
"Relationships will be a major theme of the day. While there may be an unpleasant phone call or encounter, it could turn out to be a blessing in disguise. You'll be able to get your needs and concerns across once you decide to open up with total honesty.",
"You need to spend a little selfish time today, to focus on your own needs, worries and concerns, or on the needs of your significant other, who comes through as a little confused or insecure. If you are single, you could meet someone special at a bookstore or library.",
"It's a complicated and confusing day today, but you can get a lot more done if you don't let yourself get too distracted by temporary financial troubles. Stay focused on the daily chores, or on the long-term career goals that will ultimately pull you back on track.",
"You have a bit of extra money coming in - but you will be tested by temptation to spend beyond your means. Avoid the craft, hobby and sporting goods stores. If you must make an impulsive purchase, it might be a good idea to buy something that supports your drive to upward mobility.",
"Whatever you do, keep your mouth shut today - tight as you possibly can. Gossip and innuendo could get you into a heap of trouble with the women you work or live with, and remember, what goes around, comes around. You'll have high energy today and working on a career or business plan could help you focus.",
"Today the troubles you have in getting from one place to the other are more likely to be self-caused. You'll be distracted, prone to daydreaming, and are generally something of a road hazard. If you don't have to drive, then don't drive at all. If you do, pay extra attention!",
"You will get some unexpected help with your household chores today. A family member or loved one has decided you have carried a lot of the load, and it is their turn to throw in some effort. It is okay to be on the receiving end for a change.",
"You will get good news and bad news from your family today. The good news is that someone is experiencing a miraculous and positive change to their wellness or health. The bad news is that someone else has hit a snag in their romance of the week.");

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