Pegasus here! I have no idea who originally wrote this
particular lightbulb joke (below), but it tickled my horsefeathers
when I read it. I thought I'd post it here for your entertainment.
You may even have seen it already, circulating through your email.
(Thanks to T for sending this to my pet Human!) Of course
MY answers to the lightbulb question are
MUCH better, so be sure to read both... ;-)
Light Bulb Joke
How many members of your sign does it take
to change a light bulb?
Just one. You want to make something of it?
One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is
useless and should be thrown away.
Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing who
is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grieving process.
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is
that OK with you?
That information is strictly secret and shared only with the
Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
Lightbulb? What lightbulb?