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"One day, Hercules dropped by
Chiron’s cave for tea and cookies, and leaving his
spear lying carelessly on the floor, Chiron tripped
over it and it jabbed him in the thigh. "#^@(%*&!?!"
said Chiron..."
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"QUESTION #1: How many times have you threatened to kill Mercury while he was doing his retrograde rumba?
Be honest now! Anyone who answers 'less than 12 times per retrograde cycle' is lying, okay? Now for the most important part: HOW did you figure to do
it??? (evil grin)..."
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"Long ago, in a land far,
far away.... there lived a King of the Gods named
Zeus. When the God of Lightning and Mother
Night made whoopie, their fireworks created a son
named Hermes..."
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"The planets have bestowed
upon me the secrets of exactly how you should run
your life...starting with what costume to wear this
Halloween! Not just an outfit, but a whole
character for you to 'wear'..."
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"Have you ever noticed
that what someone is disguised as, is really a
hidden part of themselves? Let me illuminate your
pumpkin heads..."
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"The solar system has gone
Disney! Mars now has
an erector set named 'Rover' sniffing out rocks and
other potential urinary receptacles..."
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"I have no idea who originally
wrote this particular lightbulb joke, but it
tickled my horsefeathers when I read it. I thought
I'd post it here for your entertainment..."
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"In case
you just parachuted in from Neptune and wondered who's
behind the brilliant, astute, clever side comments in some of
these articles, I thought I'd introduce myself: I'm Pegasus,
Wendy's computer! (She's my Pet Human and the writer of these
articles.) Although I might LOOK like a computer on the outside,
on the inside I'm really a brilliant white winged horse! Being
infinitely the smarter of US two, I consider it my job to make
sure the real poop gets printed, not just the mamby pamby mush
she usually writes. I interrupt here and there to set the record
straight and tell you what's REALLY going on! You can recognise
me by my font — distinctive,
unconventional and important ...like ME of course! :-)"
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