By "Pegasus"
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"One day, Hercules dropped by Chiron's
cave for tea and cookies, and leaving his spear lying carelessly
on the floor, Chiron tripped over it and it jabbed him in the
thigh. "#^@(%*&!?!" said Chiron..."
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"QUESTION #1: How many times have
you threatened to kill Mercury while he was doing his retrograde
rumba?
Be honest now! Anyone who answers 'less
than 12 times per retrograde cycle' is lying, okay? Now for
the most important part: HOW did you figure to do it??? (evil
grin)..." Read the article...
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"Long ago, in a land far, far away....
there lived a King of the Gods named Zeus. When the God of Lightning
and Mother Night made whoopie, their fireworks created a son
named Hermes..." Read
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"The planets have bestowed upon me the
secrets of exactly how you should run your life...starting with
what costume to wear this Halloween! Not just an outfit, but
a whole character for you to 'wear'..."
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"Have you ever noticed that what someone
is disguised as, is really a hidden part of themselves? Let
me illuminate your pumpkin heads..."
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"The solar system has gone Disney! Mars
now has an erector set named 'Rover' sniffing out rocks and
other potential urinary receptacles..."
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"I have no idea who originally wrote this
particular lightbulb joke, but it tickled my horsefeathers when
I read it. I thought I'd post it here for your entertainment..."
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"In case you just parachuted in from Neptune and wondered who's
behind the brilliant, astute, clever side comments in some of these
articles, I thought I'd introduce myself: I'm Pegasus, Wendy's computer!
(She's my Pet Human and the writer of these articles.) Although
I might LOOK like a computer on the outside, on the inside I'm really
a brilliant white winged horse! Being infinitely the smarter of
US two, I consider it my job to make sure the real poop gets printed,
not just the mamby pamby mush she usually writes. I interrupt here
and there to set the record straight and tell you what's REALLY
going on! You can recognise me by my font – distinctive, unconventional
and important ...like ME of course! :-)"
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